Can the Dolphins Blame it all on Satan Nick Saban?
Uncategorized December 4th. 2007, 3:01pm
A show of hands for those of you that think the Dolphins will not win a game this season. One … two … twenty … yup, that’s everyone. Two road games and two home games left. Led by John Beck (Jay Fielder wore No. 9 better), the Dolphins head north to Buffalo this weekend, where temperatures will be in the 30s and there will likely be rain and snow. With the rookie throwing to … nobody and handing off to … Dr. Sam Gado and smurf Lorenzo Booker, we’re going to go with the Bills. Miami finishes with Baltimore, at New England and vs. Cincinnati. So essentially, three more chances to win a game. Yikes.
You know who gets full blame for this? Nick Saban.
For Miami, Losses and Anger Mount (NYT)
Rock bottom: The 2007 Miami Dolphins (Bleacher Report)
Dolphins lose their tempers, too (Miami Herald)
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December 4th, 2007 at 3:13 PM
Well it’s like Nick Satan said, it takes a catastrophic event like 9/11, or Pearl Harbor to bounce back and reach greatness… so basically I am saying the Dolphins will the Super Bowl next year.
Also is Nick Satan to blame for this site’s internal server errors?
December 4th, 2007 at 3:22 PM
@Bills – Give em’ a 20% shot
Baltimore – 60% shot…The Ravens shot their wad last night
@New England – um, .00000000000000000001%
Cincy – 50%, see the Ravens and you know the Phins are givin 100% if they are 0-15 to that point.
December 4th, 2007 at 3:22 PM
@Bills – Give em’ a 20% shot
Baltimore – 60% shot…The Ravens shot their wad last night
@New England – um, .00000000000000000001%
Cincy – 50%, see the Ravens and you know the Phins are givin 100% if they are 0-15 to that point.
December 4th, 2007 at 3:24 PM
as a dolphins fan i tend to blame a shitload on saban
however blaming stuff on cam isnt going to be hard if he doesnt get fired this season and the team stays shitty. drafting a kick returner in the top ten? trading your best receiver to your old team for no good reason (super sketchy btw), signing a concussed veteran, then drafting a 26 year old rookie who already has concussion problems …. needless to say seeing coach shula on tv last night i was heard to remark ‘he doesnt look to old, bring him back’
December 4th, 2007 at 3:49 PM
worst thing for the dolphins too, when they get the top pick in the draft, who do they take? no real clear cut No. 1 this year. Dorsey? do they trade it? Overdraft a QB and take Brohm, Ryan or Woodson? Yikes. It like double-fucks you to be winless this year.
thought, the dolphins could get Cincy in the the final game. the bengals will be mentally elsewhere by that point.
December 4th, 2007 at 3:54 PM
i seriously doubt they take a qb, unless cameron is fired and whoever replaces him doesnt like trent green the younger, but he is camerons guy
you could do what they shouldve done last year and trade down. but who wants the top pick here? atlanta so petrino can get brohm?
i say screw it, go best athlete available, take mcfadden
December 4th, 2007 at 4:03 PM
The Fins are going to select the most overrated player in CFB this season, Glen Dorsey. Also known as, Gerard Warren II.
December 4th, 2007 at 4:09 PM
Holy server crash Batman. TBL is struggling today.
as for the draft: Moleman: They don’t need McFadden. Well, I say that assuming Ronnie Brown can play an entire season one of these days.
December 4th, 2007 at 4:10 PM
dolphins number one pick next year Tim Tebow
December 4th, 2007 at 4:13 PM
Tebow is a sophomore; he can’t come out. Also, he has not future as a pro – he’s a glorified Alex Smith.
December 4th, 2007 at 4:14 PM
Well,
The Dolphins are a mess.
Alabama is 6-6, with a loss to Louisiana-Monroe
LSU is back playing for a national championship
Either Nick Saban is not that great, LSU made Nick Saban, or Les Miles is actually one hell of a coach. Or two or all threee.
December 4th, 2007 at 4:16 PM
Dolphins should take Jake Long… that being said they will take Woodson or Dorsey. I hope and pray Long falls to my miserable excuse for a franchise. Like I said after the Giants loss, the Lions will not win another game.
December 4th, 2007 at 4:17 PM
Which will be more painful for the 72 Dolphins – to see the Patriots go 19-0 or to see the fins go 0-16?
I am rooting for them both to happen so I never, ever have to hear Buoniconti’s name mentioned on TV as long as I live.
December 4th, 2007 at 4:17 PM
- Draft Darren McFadden. Trade Ronnie Brown for some socks to your division rival New England [wasn't a problem when Wes Welker had to go].
- Fire every single offensive coach . . . because they’re offending the art of the forward pass.
- Fire Randy ‘Bueller’ Mueller.
- Make Zach Thomas retire. Move Professor Geography more inside.
- Every single draft pick after McFadden has to go on defense.
- If all else fails, go down to Little Haiti to get a goat and kill it on the field to rid the mojo of the bad season.
December 4th, 2007 at 4:18 PM
If Dave Wannstedt would have been such a horrible coach with the Miami Dolphins, Nick Saban would not have left LSU (that time).
If Nick Saban wouldn’t have left LSU, Les Miles would have never shown up.
If Dave Wannstedt wouldn’t have been fired at Miami, he wouldn’t have the job at Pitt right now.
If Dave Wannstedt and Pitt wouldn’t have beaten West Virginia, Les Miles and LSU wouldn’t be playing for the national championship.
I bet you didn’t know that Dave Wannstedt had this much control over the BCS this year. And all you Les Miles haters out there, it’s his fault.
December 4th, 2007 at 4:21 PM
ooops sorry i thought tebow was a junior
didnt pay attention to him to much unless he was spoke about on this site
December 4th, 2007 at 4:23 PM
shouldn’t this be blamed, partly, on spielman, the former GM? doesn’t miami have something ridiculous like 2 players remaining from the last 5 drafts or something?
whatever the exact numbers are…it starts at the top. if wayne H. wasn’t such a bumbling idiot, maybe he’d have learned not to hire the mentally handicapped to be his General Managers. Then again, spielman is currently in Minnesota (surprised? dont let the recent hot streak fool you…). i guess zygi wilf never got the memo.
then again, if zygi wilf died in a bridge accident, i dont think too many people would care.
December 4th, 2007 at 4:35 PM
Hey cbh49er, I’m pretty sure Saban is somehow to blame for the 500 Error and crashes lately. That comment made me laugh, since I was just about to email TBL about it!
December 4th, 2007 at 4:38 PM
Nick Saban is 21-23 since he left LSU.
LSU is 33-6 since Nick Saban left LSU.
At some point, the mythbusters have to start coming out.
December 4th, 2007 at 4:43 PM
I can’t believe somebody picked up Samkon Gado. Considering the state of the Texans running game this year, to pick up a RB cut from that roster… whew.
I didn’t think the Dolphins could go winless until they got totally shellacked by the Jets. And I think they’ve got largely no one to blame but the current crop of coaches/staff – it wasn’t Nick Saban who put all his eggs in a basket labeled “Trent Green,” and then watched as it headbutted a DT’s knee.
December 4th, 2007 at 8:13 PM
You heard it here first. Dolphins win two games.
And that’s the bottom line, because Cleo Lemon said so.
December 4th, 2007 at 8:48 PM
I thought you had to have 2 years out of high school in order to declare for the NFL draft, making Tebow eligible. Someone clear this for me.