Ryan Howard Parties at Kutztown (It’s a College)
Baseball December 11th. 2007, 10:55am
A reader sent us a few photos from a recent encounter they had with 2006 NL MVP Ryan Howard of the Phillies and his hot girlfriend, a recent graduate of Kutztown University (Pa). Writes the reader: “Three steps to a relationship. 1) Hook up 2) Date 3) Meet the parents. Ryan Howard tweaked that traditional theme about a month ago when he went to Shorty’s Bar, located in Kutztown, Pa., after his current girlfriend, xxxx, an ‘07 Kutztown University graduate, asked him to come up and drink during the Halloween weekend. To meet the friends. And to basically show off the goods.”
After the jump, a photo of Howard’s girl (far right) and her friends, who you will definitely like. One of them is rumored to have had something with Shane Victorino, but we’ll leave that to the imagination.
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December 11th, 2007 at 10:57 AM
Bwahaha… one of my best friends lives in Kempton, which is a few minutes from Kutztown. Nonstop trash. Not only are those chicks marginally attractive, they have maybe 4 brain cells between them.
December 11th, 2007 at 10:58 AM
that one 2nd from the left in the plaid-ish dress looks like she drank half a can of paint thinner…then did a bong rip.
December 11th, 2007 at 11:03 AM
I like how it just gets progressively worse as you go right to left.
December 11th, 2007 at 11:05 AM
pki, that was the first thing I thought as I looked at the picture. It’s almost looking at the same ugly chick as you get drunker and drunker.
December 11th, 2007 at 11:09 AM
pki is right on. Howard’s girl looks like a babe though. Yowza.
December 11th, 2007 at 11:10 AM
No, no, maybe, yes, definitely.
December 11th, 2007 at 11:12 AM
The second from the left looks like she is on the downside of a three week coke and alcohol bender.
December 11th, 2007 at 11:13 AM
Nobody’s down with the chick in the jean skirt? Could just be a bad smile.
Middle in green could top Howard’s girl.
December 11th, 2007 at 11:13 AM
Hmmm after looking again (and again and again) the one second from the right is hiding Thunder Thighs, so she becomes a maybe (pretty face and a few pints kinda maybe).
December 11th, 2007 at 11:16 AM
Yeah, Howards’ girl is nice. Sources tell me that the the girl in the plaid is decent when she isn’t trying out for a part in The Other Sister.
December 11th, 2007 at 11:16 AM
TBL – She’s wearing suspenders and her shorts are hiked up to within a few inches of her boobs, she’s basically my grandma…
December 11th, 2007 at 11:17 AM
The middle one in green and Howards gird are top notch, but the rest are throwbacks. The 2 on the left look annoying enough to make me stab a pen in my own eye. Anyone know the age of Howards jersey chasing girlfriend? She looks about 20, and he’s 27 or so. Good for him.
December 11th, 2007 at 11:20 AM
MojoRising – If I was drunk, I’d bang out your grandma…
December 11th, 2007 at 11:22 AM
the more i look at her…the more i want to party with plaid skirt. the whole “lazy eye because im too fucked up to use both” thing is pretty hot.
December 11th, 2007 at 11:24 AM
I have done filthy stuff in my past after drinking, so to be perfectly honest: yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
December 11th, 2007 at 11:24 AM
Interestingly enough, so would I.
December 11th, 2007 at 11:24 AM
I wonder how many guys the girl in the plaid has vomited on? She’s probably real hot sober, then you don’t recognize her when she drinks.
December 11th, 2007 at 11:26 AM
second to right–thunder thighs? how about thunder ass?
December 11th, 2007 at 11:27 AM
my first thought was “i’ve done worse.” Thats what college was for.
December 11th, 2007 at 11:35 AM
Brett Myers likes the chick in the plaid skirt.
December 11th, 2007 at 11:36 AM
where is Jake peavy when we need him to take the leftovers
December 11th, 2007 at 11:39 AM
I’ll jump on the land mine that is sloth for the good of the order. Just make sure to buy me the 1st round next time we’re out, and never bring it up again.
AAAAAAAA, YOUUUUUUUU, GUUUUUUUUUUUYSSSSSS.
December 11th, 2007 at 11:47 AM
That’s the spirit, Tom
December 11th, 2007 at 11:49 AM
i would nail em all…again proving my theory that college girls at any campus are hotter than supermodels. i guarantee that u see howards gf at a bar fucked up and acting slutty you would trample people trying to hit it
December 11th, 2007 at 11:50 AM
the trick on the left has bruises on her leg…damn
December 11th, 2007 at 11:54 AM
the second one on the left looks like Paris Hilton from that South Park “Stupid Spoiled Whore” episode.
That said, I think every single one of us would say “yes” if any of these five propositioned us. Drunk or sober.
December 11th, 2007 at 12:03 PM
Being a Kutztown grad, I have to tell all of you that this is nothing out of the ordinary. This type of girl is all over the campus, and it is like a grocery store when you go out to Shorty’s or across the street to K-town Pub. Just stop by and pick one up.
December 11th, 2007 at 12:06 PM
Hakeem…just proves she likes to spend time on her knees
December 11th, 2007 at 12:14 PM
Hmm.. Knee bruises, beav hugging jean skirt… I might have to move the girl on the left up in the rankings.
December 11th, 2007 at 12:17 PM
Would’ve been much better if he was dating Tia or Tamara Mowry.
December 11th, 2007 at 12:20 PM
Not over Jackie Harris’ dead body.
December 11th, 2007 at 12:23 PM
Shane Victorino just had a baby a few months ago. although he wasnt above flirting it up BIG TIME with local radio talent seen here.
http://sr950.com/Default.aspx?tabid=93
Sorry, this is the best pic i could find.
December 11th, 2007 at 12:25 PM
Honestly….
I would only bang Howard’s broad. With the one in the green being a last resort/end of the night and everyone else has left type deal.
December 11th, 2007 at 1:04 PM
I’ve had better.
December 11th, 2007 at 1:34 PM
the girl in the green has a band-aid on her thump…maybe a causality form from HJ action
heyooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
December 11th, 2007 at 1:39 PM
Gozno, here’s a better pic.
http://www.lasalle.edu/lasalle56/Images/Alumnipix/Meredith.jpg
I took a 21 year old home from a bar a couple months ago and you would have thought I won the lottery. I described her as a 7 to guys her age and a 10 to guys my age.
December 11th, 2007 at 2:08 PM
I would bang every one of these chicks…twice. And I’m pretty good-looking AND in shape and get high-quality ‘tang on the regular. Come on now, these girls wouldn’t spit at most of you guys…seriously. I’d even bang the silly looking one in the plaid. All these chicks are at least cute and look like they have decent bodies. Seriously now guys, how many of you have better looking girlfriends? This is the Big Lead, not fantasy-land…
December 11th, 2007 at 2:32 PM
TBL – Please give TomSellecksMustache a free post for the landmine/Sloth comment. That is the funniest thing I have read in awhile!!!
December 11th, 2007 at 3:26 PM
Eternal- I thought we were all in agreement that if I jumped on death, and hooked up with the eternally winking foul suit that it would never be brought up again? At least dont forget the 1st round!
TBL- I gonna do a little shameless self promo here, but I’d be all over a small weekend saturday morning post. Hell, if it stinks, who will be here to read it anyways?
doubleo8nahalf@yahoo(thats right, I’m bigger and better than 007)