Why not just admit to using both? Because HGH is “ok” since players used it to heal faster, but steroids are bad because they pump you up and have a terrible stigma? Brian Roberts of the Orioles – when you see this guy up close, he’s got Popeye arms – has admitted to using steroids so Vina and Rocket and the rest of these frauds should just do the same. Hopefully, nobody is buying this, ‘I used it once’ bunk … put yourself in their shoes – you use it, you don’t get caught, and slowly, your numbers skyrocket (please take a look at Roberts’ stats leap from 2004 to 2005). All these cheaters make us wonder if in the last decade, baseball had as many PED users as Track & Field. It’s probably closer than everyone thinks.

Remember, the Mitchell Report is largely based on the words of one guy who worked in the clubhouse a decade ago, and a trainer. Can you imagine if 10 trainers had cooperated? What if every trainer and strength coach in MLB was forced to speak? Poor Roger Clemens. Getting stalked by reporters in Houston. What a whiney little bitch.