That’s a possible conclusion after reading Jeff Goodman’s latest over at Fox Sports – Connecticut’s second-leading scorer, Jerome Dyson, is now serving a 30-day suspension from the basketball team for failing his second drug test since arriving in Storrs.
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Archive for January, 2008
Thanks to ABC for replaying the Lost finale last night. While we enjoyed the ‘enhanced’ version (‘Pop-up Lost?’), other die-hards have called it ‘Lost for dummies’ and were annoyed. At any rate, the season premiere is in a few hours. If you read nothing today, please, please try to get through this. Somebody who has a future in creative writing took about 100 screen grabs from last season’s finale and wrote their own captions. You’ll probably complain there’s too much teenage lingo (LOL, IDK, nothxbye, WTFOOK, etc), but get in touch with your awesome youth! Example: “So then it cuts to Jack and he’s all like I’M TUFF I WEAR A JEAN JACKET AND AVIATORS AND SMOKE CIGARETTES!!! and we’re all like LOLLERSKATES and he’s just like MMMM I SMELL TEEN SPIRIT and we’re like LOLOLOLOL BEST JACKBACK EVER.” It is the first time we’ve seen the word ‘Jackback’ but that’s certainly going to stick.
No spoilers for tonight, please. We want to be surprised. But after the jump: Time to guess who’s in the coffin!
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PM Roundup: Former Athletes, Still Broke
Baseball, College Basketball, College Football, NBA, NFL, Soccer 18 Comments »
* Sixty percent of NBA players are broke five years after exiting the league? (Toronto Star)
* A blog turns one. (Cousins of Ron Mexico)
* It’s Super Bowl scumbag week, and today’s roastee: Bill Belichick. (Why Don’t We Get Drunk and Blog)
* JJ Redick wants out of Orlando. (Fanhouse)
* Odd, but the Indians are impacted by the Johan Santana deal, in a roundabout way. (Hell Yes Guy)
* A Kansas fan reacts to the K-State loss. (My Teams are Cursed)
* Minor league hockey team ready for Rich Rodriguez night. (LA Times)
* Good read to take you into Black history month. (Starting Five)
* Almost 22 years later, Diego Maradona apologizes (kinda) for the Hand of God goal. (Unprofessional Foul)
* Avril Lavigne in a bikini or two women holding hands prior to their supposed sapphic embrace?
We’re less than a week away from Duke-UNC, and the return of the Clown Prince of college basketball, Dick Vitale. Phil Mushnick writes that Vitale’s throat is ulcer free, thanks to one of the most famous surgeons in the country. “Vitale’s surgeon was Dr. Steven Zeitels, who has treated Julie Andrews and Bill Clinton and operated on the throat of Aerosmith vocalist Steven Tyler, nicknamed “The Demon of Screamin’.”
One problem. Isn’t this guy the Demon of Screamin’?
Vitale’s Back Next Week (NY Post)

Ian Poulter is a golfer, and he occasionally rocks the all-pink look. Pink shirts can be cool. But with pink pants? The story here: Poulter recently said in an interview: “The trouble is I don’t rate anyone else. I haven’t played to my true potential yet. And when that happens it will just be me and Tiger.€ Ass. Now, he is saying he was misquoted. More cocky, golfers or bowlers?
Sucks to be the post following the epic Berman video, but … a reader asks (we have altered nothing): Could you ask your readers, particularly the Massholes, whom they would save from a burning car fire if they only could pull one person from the wreckage (and the other is sure to perish, all deification/granting of super powers are ineffective here), Tom Brady or Big Papi.
Brady seems to have inspired all sorts of man crush type articles, more than he has in the past, but it’s really not a question that the Red Sox are more popular and Big Papi has that Paul Bunyan legacy up there. I think people will pick Brady, but I’m curious where Boston’s allegiances lie.
A grim topic to debate, but please. Discuss.
Deadspin has done it again. Enjoy!
Haven’t done this in awhile, we’re not making this a regular feature, and it’s not nearly as awesome as the first one. But we got a nice chuckle out of it when we read it, and we were strangely honored that someone would be take the time to email all of their gripes to us. All of this beef happens to come in … the best month we’ve ever had! For the first time in our nearly two-year history, we hit 2 million page views this month. We had less than 500k last January. It’s probably due to the weekend bloggers, those guys kick ass.
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Life is Like a Mustard Burp*
Athletes and Celebrities, College Basketball, Media Gossip/Musings, Movies, Music 35 Comments »
Bob Huggins, douche. (We should probably toss the word ‘drunk‘ in there somewhere.) A 62-39 drubbing at home against his former school couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy. Made 10 baskets, missed 40. Made one three, missed 21. (We interrupt this sickening sartorial selection to bring this news to you: a man we vowed not to slander this year, Skip Bayless, is currently wearing shades on Cold Pizza First and 10. Not just any shades – the barely tinted ones you might see on a desperately-trying-to-be-cool Euro who is simultaneously wearing a banana hammock.) Doesn’t it look like Huggy Bear belongs in the Wizard of Oz? Or a Grey Poupon commercial?
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Golden State 116, New Orleans 103: You knew with all the pub the Hornets were getting lately, that they were due for a loss, even if this one came at home, against a team that had lost the night before in Houston. Baron Davis led the Warriors’ offensive orgy (52 percent shooting, 13 three’s) with 23 points and nine assists. Chris Paul had 28 points and 12 assists. Biedrins!
Cleveland 84, Portland 83: LeBron was absolutely magnificent, outscoring the Blazers in the fourth quarter and converting the game-winning basket with less than a second left (on a filthy reverse layup) to cap another amazing night. The Cavs trailed by 11 with four minutes left and then James nailed three straight triples. He scored 37 points, and no other Cavs hit double figures. If he’s not there already, give him another year – a taller, stronger version of Michael Jordan.
Utah 100, New York 89: The Knicks haven’t been pushovers on this road trip so far, but they also haven’t won (0-3). We probably should have gone with the Clippers home win in which rookie Al Thornton scored a career-high 33 points, but we wanted to remind you: Zach Randolph returns home to Portland Friday. Big fun!
Minnesota 83, Chicago 67: This has to be a new low for the Bulls, which is stunning, considering the T-Wolves scored a mere eight points in the first quarter and Joakim Noah just went out for American Idol. They could not contain that fierce tandem of Al Jefferson (26-20) and Ryan Gomes (25-10). First the Bears, and now this abortion? Rough year in Chicago sports.
Orlando 107, Miami 91: A new streak of futility begins for the Heat – consecutive loses by 15 or more. Hedo had 27-12 and Dwight had 16-13 in the rout.
