Emmitt Smith Wonders: Blew Out? Blown Out?
Media Gossip/Musings, NFL, Video January 2nd. 2008, 1:34pmJust some comedy to get you prepared for the NFL playoffs this weekend. In other NFL news …
* Mike Nolan is no longer in charger of personnel decisions in San Francisco, and the first question to whomever runs the draft has to be, ‘in what round are you taking a QB?’
* If they made a movie out of the Patriots season. Even though we haven’t thought much of Sandra Bullock since Speed, we’d probably watch
* File these Fred Taylor comments under “You couldn’t leave well enough alone.” Why anger a team that is an underdog, playing at home, without its star running back?
* A ton of NFL players partied in Vegas on New Year’s Eve
* We showed you a hilarious photo of Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian partying in Miami for New Year’s Eve, and now there are reports they are engaged. But don’t women wear the engagement ring on the left hand? Either way, he doesn’t seem to be afraid to be seen in public with her anymore.
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January 2nd, 2008 at 1:37 PM
Alright kids, I’m back on-line in my new office in Denver. I know you all missed me. It’s alright, I missed you too.
January 2nd, 2008 at 1:38 PM
My buddy noticed this… ESPN lets Ditka and Jackson speak off the cuff, but it is totally obvious Emmitt has to read a teleprompter to give his own thoughts. Classic.
January 2nd, 2008 at 1:43 PM
Any talent in the office? I hear good things about the women in Denver. If you ever see Melo out at a bar, making shit happen, you know what to do …
January 2nd, 2008 at 1:47 PM
Denver is supercool. It’s got a ton of those half-hippie chick skibums which I enjoy. They are able to hold down a job during the day and enjoy the, um, Rocky Mountain high in their off time.
January 2nd, 2008 at 1:48 PM
There may be talent later, but as of right now, there are only 10-15 of us though because it’s an engineering office, there will likely be minimal talent. As of now, I’ve IDed only one woman, her name is Beatrice, and the name implies everything you need to know about her talent level.
January 2nd, 2008 at 1:54 PM
If she is anything like Bea Arthur, sign me up !
View this *NSFW* photo with caution.
http://www.tate.org.uk/tateetc/issue5/images/nude_2.jpg
January 2nd, 2008 at 1:55 PM
oh yes, this is NSFW. sorry.
January 2nd, 2008 at 2:01 PM
not safe for work…or any occasion, really
January 2nd, 2008 at 2:04 PM
excuse me while I bring lunch back up…
January 2nd, 2008 at 2:09 PM
Emmitt Smith is a wordsmith. You’re all just hating on his wordsmithing abilities. And it’s ugly.
January 2nd, 2008 at 2:21 PM
i named my bong Bea Arthur. Bong Rips = BR’s. get it?
anyways, florio from PFT fucked up Emmitt’s career for good.
January 2nd, 2008 at 2:32 PM
Emmitt reminds me of Joe Nameth’s short stint on MNF many years ago. Also, when O.J. was on MNF. These guys know the game, but just do not have the vocabulary to come across well on TV. Emmitt could be the worst of them all.
Damn funny video, though!!!
January 2nd, 2008 at 2:33 PM
Florio didn’t screw Emmitt, Emmitt screwed Emmitt
January 2nd, 2008 at 2:36 PM
Emmitt, Don’t even give up…Don’t even give up.
January 2nd, 2008 at 2:41 PM
i like Keyshawn
i think he did a fine job this year
also, Ditka needs his own show
January 2nd, 2008 at 2:46 PM
Agreed Irish, I think Keyshawn is real good.
I think Ditka and Lou Holtz need their own one hour show called “Rambling, Incoherent Thoughts”
January 2nd, 2008 at 2:52 PM
Sorry that show was taken by Dick Clark
January 2nd, 2008 at 2:59 PM
Did he do New Year’s Eve this year? From what I saw last year he was in rough shape
January 2nd, 2008 at 2:59 PM
I think they should start requiring that Lou Holtz a Donald Duck costume.
January 2nd, 2008 at 2:59 PM
wear a Donald Dock costume rather. Yay typos.
January 2nd, 2008 at 3:07 PM
Damn, Ben, I never got a chance to drunkenly make out with you at Moe’s Cantina…
January 2nd, 2008 at 3:11 PM
Yep…Clark did it again this year. The best part was his slurred intro of “Wonderboy…I can’t read this” Ryan Seacrest. The teleprompt was for Clark to intro Seacrest as “The wonderboy” and Clark started to laugh and could not finish the intro.
January 2nd, 2008 at 3:35 PM
Sportsgal, I missed out big time. I believe we propositioned each other in a post before I left, but didn’t make plans to meet for drinks. For shame.
January 2nd, 2008 at 3:54 PM
Did anyone else get the creepy feeling that Ryan Seacrest would cut off Dick Clark’s life support if he could just to get that show..
January 2nd, 2008 at 4:01 PM
He’s tried before and failed.
As for Emmitt, he just needs to stop trying to read and just start yell everything like Stephen B. Smith does. At least he’ll get rid of the stuttering problem.
January 2nd, 2008 at 4:05 PM
if bill walton can stop stuttering, anyone can
January 2nd, 2008 at 4:32 PM
The ganja helped Walton though.