Comments on: Some of Andy Roddick’s Fans Are Not Thrilled with this Brooklyn Decker Development

By: WestCoastAce

WestCoastAce — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 19:35:09 +0000

Don’t get me wrong: I love King Roger’s tennis game. But Roddick trounces him in the babe dept. – Roger has been with one for years – chunky Yoko Ono he met at the Sydney Olympics. Roddick plays the field – and the rarified part of the field we mortals can only dream about. And you have to love Roddick’s line, when asked why when he went to Vegas last year he didn’t bring his girlfriend: “When you go to the beach you don’t bring sand.”

The first name Brooklyn is jacked up.

By: lohur

lohur — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 16:02:06 +0000

Those females (and gay men) who frequent that Andy Roddick message board remind me of an exchange in Dumb and Dumber.

Jim Carrey: What are the chances a guy like you and a girl like me ending up together?

Lauren Holley: Well, that’s pretty difficult to say.

Jim Carrey: Hit me with it! What are my chances?

Lauren Holly: Not good.

Jim Carrey: You mean like one out of a hundred?

Lauren: I’d say more like one out of a million.

Jim Carrey: So you’re saying there’s a chance!

By: Nick Papageorgio

Nick Papageorgio — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 15:43:34 +0000

2 girls 1 cup > everything

By: KC Resident

KC Resident — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 15:09:51 +0000

Ms. Decker is the heir apparent to Marissa Miller.

By: ButtersBC

ButtersBC — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 14:58:01 +0000

Dammit, The412 beat me to making a Dr. Z crack (I love his columns but those picks videos are the worst thing on the internet this side of 2 Girls 1 Cup)

By: ScottVanPeltStyle

ScottVanPeltStyle — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 14:56:10 +0000

He’s just using her to meet Jay-Z.

By: TheBigLead

TheBigLead — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 14:45:54 +0000

Well, i think it’s safe to say she looks off the charts naked.

By: The412

The412 — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 14:38:42 +0000

He’s just using her to meet Dr. Z.

By: tyduffy

tyduffy — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 14:35:52 +0000

I don’t understand why it is a great deal for him if she isn’t that stunning normally, but looks great with a ton of makeup and airbrushing?

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 14:34:15 +0000

why would he sacrifice millions just to score some poon? he still makes millions? oh thats right, tennis sucks.

come on, nobody is beating federererererererer any time soon so why not get your pecker wet with some top shelf gash and make a shitton of money?