Sure, this photo (sent in by a reader) looks photoshopped, but Chuck Norris was in Iowa for last night’s caucus so who knows. We’re not here to browbeat you with opinion or analysis, and truthfully, we tend to shy away from these posts because everyone always gets so damn worked up over politics. So play nice. Mike Huckabee topped Mitt Romney on the Republican side, 34 percent to 25 percent. Clearly, Mitt needs a solid celebrity endorsement. Good read about the Mike and Mitt battle can be found here. The guy we still think will get the nom, Rudy, skipped Iowa and received a few less votes than actor Fred Thompson.

Barry Obama (940) took the Democratic victory, followed by John Edwards (744) and Hillary Clinton (737). Not sure how or why anyone would read too much into this – more people voted for Rudy (4,013) than the five top Dems combined (under 2,500) according to the USA Today numbers. Serves us for not watching it on TV and reading the paper!

We’re probably woefully wrong, but here’s our only opinion: This state didn’t matter. Only three states do – Ohio, Pennsylvania and Florida. They seem to be the only states that could swing the entire election (Ohio won it for the Republicans last time) due to electoral votes. Maybe you could toss in Virginia and New Jersey, too. But just about every other state has historically voted D or R and will continue to do so regardless of who is running.