Tyreke Evans Drove the Car but Didn’t Pull the Trigger, and Now Has Bodyguards*
High School Sports January 4th. 2008, 1:09pm
This baller’s name is Tyreke Evans. He’s another stud-in-waiting – Louisville, Texas, Connecticut, Memphis, all want him – with a slick handle and a nice jumper. (UPDATE: It looks like Villanova is the current leader.) Looks very playground to us. Also, his uncle (and legal guardian) is NBA rebounding machine Reggie Evans, best known for grabbing the Caveman’s balls! (There’s a question if Reggie the NBA player is Tyreke’s uncle or brother or if he’s not related to him at all. Tyreke, you out there buddy? UPDATE! Recruiting guru Dave Telep writes in the final word on the Reggie-Tyreke connection: Tyreke does have a brother and legal guardian named Reggie Evans … but he’s about 5-foot-11 and never took an NBA rebound or grabbed Caveman’s balls. Whew!
Quick timeline of Tyreke’s senior season: on Nov. 25, Evans was driving his gold Ford Expedition (!), and his cousin was riding shotgun. Then his cousin opened fire (drive-by style) and someone was killed. (Evans claims his cousin got in the car, someone came out of the house with a gun, fired two shots, and his cousin fired back.) His cousin has been charged with murder. Now, Evans is playing high school games with a five-person security detail just in case someone retaliates. It seems as if some recruiters have backed off Evans. Except John Calipari (and Jay Wright!) Love the game, hate The Game.
Tyreke Evans Is Now Slightly Less Attractive To Recruiters… Well, Except Calipari (Super, Scintillating, and Sarcastic)
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January 4th, 2008 at 1:15 PM
Seems like the kind of guy that could get Tark the Shark out of retirement and back on campus.
January 4th, 2008 at 1:19 PM
i second that…we need Runnin’ Rebels pt. 2
January 4th, 2008 at 1:20 PM
I was thinking more Fresno State. Tark had some shady doings in Sin City but it was Fresno where he was bringing in guys like Chris Herren who had been busted for coke possession.
January 4th, 2008 at 1:25 PM
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January 4th, 2008 at 1:28 PM
who cares. as long as we have a team of convicts i could care less. fuck the ncaa.
January 4th, 2008 at 1:34 PM
OK, spencer, UNLV it is. Whatever will prevent you from going postal on someone this weekend I am all for.
January 4th, 2008 at 1:36 PM
And to think, I only thought that Mac Brown did his recruiting via a police scanner.
January 4th, 2008 at 1:36 PM
As long as he remembers the lesson ‘Melo taught us all and doesn’t snitch…
BTW, what are the chances that other gangs infiltrate the remaining teams on his schedule and try to take him out “Last Boy Scout” style?
/so going to hell.
January 4th, 2008 at 1:49 PM
None. He’s hired Oakley as a bodyguard… and as his enforcer on the court.
January 4th, 2008 at 1:51 PM
He’s said that Carolina is his dream school since his fresh. year, and none of us armchair fans could understand why Roy wouldn’t offer him a scholarship.
January 4th, 2008 at 2:01 PM
na, fresno is fine.
im too level headed to go postal on someone. i smoke too much pot.
January 4th, 2008 at 2:09 PM
Ha Ha. Hope it is better than the schwag I get here in Maine.
January 4th, 2008 at 2:12 PM
Calipari would recruit Bin Laden if OBL could drain the 3 or defend on the perimeter. The man is a snake, but he knows that wins > character in professional.. Ooops, I mean collegiate basketball.
January 4th, 2008 at 2:13 PM
I can see this kid being the basketball version of Willie Williams…
January 4th, 2008 at 2:14 PM
you get schwag in maine? dude, youre like a cunt hair away from being in vermont, home of phish. some of the best weed ive smoked is from there.
amend my previous comment. if 4 pm doesnt come quicker, i am going postal on this asshole IT guy with the simpsons ringtone.
January 4th, 2008 at 2:20 PM
I know, I know. Vermont is actually like 6 hours away from where I live and I am not sure if they hand out the stuff on the border so I might be even further away from the good bud.
Based on the weed, Maine is closer to Mexico than it is Vermont.
January 4th, 2008 at 2:28 PM
damn, that sucks man. cleveland is a wasteland too (thank god i know some people who travel). my post-work bong is for you buddy.
January 4th, 2008 at 2:33 PM
spence, try a vaporizer
much cleaner and conserves a bit more
January 4th, 2008 at 2:36 PM
when i lived in texas, my dude had a Volcano (vaporizer). it was cool, but I just prefer the bong.
January 4th, 2008 at 5:22 PM
“Being at the scene of crime is not a crime.”
No, but I am pretty sure that driving a getaway car while the shooter is inside is, or atleast warrants some sort of detainment. Shelbytucky love dem some basketball. And now the school allows armed security guards? This dude will probably do a Clarret in the time he is waiting to get into the draft.