Hopefully you didn’t waste one second watching baseball’s congressional hearings (aka Dog and Pony Show) Tuesday. Wiser options: Clipping your fingernails, attempting to sit through two girls one cup, or organizing your grandma’s attic. The only interesting subplot: Miguel Tejada allegedly lied to Congress investigators in 2005, and his next trick won’t be spring training, but rather avoiding prison. Which leads us to the dumbest team in baseball – just how bleepin’ bad do the Houston Astros look trading for Tejada (a long-rumored cheater) the day before the Mitchell Report was released? (Great photo of Bud digging for gold after the jump.)

Baseball officials (but not owners) apparently had the Mitchell Report on December 11th, and the report came out on the 13th. Surely some teams had to know at least a handful of the marquee players on the list … did Houston think the Mitchell Report was just going to blow over? Either way, this whole “Good Guys” slogan is the laughingstock of baseball right now.

Deceit spins out of control (Houston Chronicle)

Anyone else think that Houston’s nonchalance with this matter still leaves the door ajar for Rocket and his “personal services” once he officially retires?

And courtesy of Big Head DC:

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