Subject: THE tackle.
To: Chris Berman

You have mentioned THE Pass by flutie.

No one ever mentions THE tackle. The steelers were going in for a short yardage touchdown when Jerome Bettis fumbled. Ball recovered and going the other way for a winning touchdown. Rothlisberger was the last man and he made THE tackle by barely grabbing the runners foot.

That tackle made the superbowl win possible for the steelers and also saved Bettis from disgrace since it was to be his last game. That disgrace might have negated his career as a color man on TV as well.

It was the greatest tackle ever.

Bob xxxxxx
Newport Beach, CA

It’s us again. Hi. We have no idea what this email is about, but are there humans who actually believe this tackle saved the broadcasting career of ebullient, charasmatic, Jerome Bettis? For the love of fruit roll-ups, the man had a guest spot on The Office! Furthermore, was Bob under the impression that Chris Berman was running the show here? Fact: Bob added his phone number to the bottom of this email, as if maybe Chris Berman would give him a ring in between taking a peek at Salisbury’s cell-phone and slapping Emmitt Smith around. Further proof our readers are slightly off-kilter: three people sent us this email, all with the subject ‘WTF’ – Man sues hospital over unwanted rectal exam. On the plus side, one reader sent us this video of Rachel Bilson at that GQ shoot, and for that, we are eternally thankful. The things women do to promote movies.