What’s the Deal With Dwight Howard’s Baby Mama?
NBA January 22nd. 2008, 11:06am
Like, why is Royce Reed so angry? A reader directed us to her webpage, where she speaks in all caps (sample: “STATEMENT TO REPORTERS AND ANYONE POSTING ON BLOGS! TO EVERYONE WHO HAS SET OUT TO JUDGE ME AND TO EVERYONE WHO IS TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING NEGATIVE TO SAY… I AM A HONORS COLLEGE GRADUATE WHO HAS WORKED MOST HER LIFE TO ACHIEVE WHAT I HAVE GAINED”). If you feel compelled to take a peek at her Myspace, by all means do so. The photos are swell. The tipster who sent us this link added that Reed was a Miami Heat dancer, and we should look into why she lost her job. Interesting, but we’ll pass. It probably has something to do with those private Myspace blog entries right before the Orlando Sentinel article came out, but we’re not going there. (Fine, we will, briefly: in one of them, she wasn’t very nice to Dwight, and the word condom was used.)
29 Responses to “What’s the Deal With Dwight Howard’s Baby Mama?”
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January 22nd, 2008 at 11:10 AM
Dwight Howard is potent down low.
January 22nd, 2008 at 11:13 AM
She looks great for a 68 year old.
January 22nd, 2008 at 11:17 AM
i can imagine its not that hard to give birth when you’re ripped in half.
January 22nd, 2008 at 11:18 AM
Damn you, cbher.
January 22nd, 2008 at 11:21 AM
This chick looks like a less attractive version of Lisa Turtle.
January 22nd, 2008 at 11:23 AM
Lisa was nice, but Kelly Kapowski was the one.
January 22nd, 2008 at 11:23 AM
Somewhere, Trista Rehn is quietly weeping into the remnants of her Heat dancing outfit.
January 22nd, 2008 at 11:23 AM
Well can’t we all agree that whenever the word condom is used it “isn’t very nice”?
/skank
January 22nd, 2008 at 11:25 AM
What’s a condom?
/Shawn Kemp
January 22nd, 2008 at 11:28 AM
Maybe she’s angry because she looks like Jerry Rice in booty shorts.
Less talky talky, more sucky sucky.
/All of her ex-boyfriends
January 22nd, 2008 at 11:29 AM
she’s the most attractive young woman alive
totally underrated
/irishmafia
January 22nd, 2008 at 11:31 AM
If she is a so-called “HONORS GRADUATE”, then why is she a “dancer” for the Miami Heat??? Couldn’t find any jobs that required an honors degree and hot pants? If you don’t want to be judged then don’t be a Heat dancer and sleep with players! Use your honors brain and get a life.
January 22nd, 2008 at 11:33 AM
Did it work?
January 22nd, 2008 at 11:33 AM
gosh darn meeting made me miss my boys fine looking hoe
compare her to the saved by the bell chick, cmon this chick is smoking hot. i heard she lost her job as a heat dancer because she was the reason for D wade divorce
January 22nd, 2008 at 11:34 AM
Dammit, it said it added my gravatar, why isn’t it showing up?
January 22nd, 2008 at 11:34 AM
@EF – The Knicks weren’t hiring when she was looking.
January 22nd, 2008 at 11:35 AM
EF – you mean the other Heat dancers aren’t also Honors Graduates?
January 22nd, 2008 at 11:36 AM
By the way – That’s So Raven.
January 22nd, 2008 at 11:56 AM
gravatar check
January 22nd, 2008 at 12:00 PM
@rick – Gravatar check denied
January 22nd, 2008 at 12:05 PM
Internet access + Goldiggin’ skeezers = TBL mention on PTI.
January 22nd, 2008 at 12:19 PM
@rittyrich: Nicely done.
You could land a 747 on that forehead.
January 22nd, 2008 at 12:31 PM
that would be great svp if tbl got mentioned on PTI for this
January 22nd, 2008 at 12:33 PM
I take it grammar wasn’t a part of her honors requirements.
January 22nd, 2008 at 12:47 PM
So D-Wade and now Dwight?
What’s Jason Williams gots to do to get some lovin’ in the 305?
January 22nd, 2008 at 12:47 PM
Damn, the only smarmy remark I could think while looking at that pic was something about hoop earrings, ankles, and the weekend.
January 22nd, 2008 at 1:32 PM
she looks like raven. end of story.
January 22nd, 2008 at 1:33 PM
is she 200 lbs, nope sure doesnt look like raven
January 22nd, 2008 at 1:53 PM
She definitely is a ringer for Raven. And…she looks better with each new post on this site today.