Selita Ebanks and Osi Umenyiora? Really?
Athletes and Celebrities, NFL January 23rd. 2008, 10:05am
Turns out tennis star James Blake – who was just ousted by Roger Federer in the Australian Open – isn’t dating Selita Ebanks after all. The athlete who has apparently won her heart is New York Giants defensive end Osi Umenyiora, according to Page Six (which reported the Blake connection initially).
So now, we have two athletes in the Super Bowl dating Victoria’s Secret models (Tom Brady being the other), which should make a good two-page spread in one of the Boston papers next week, when there’s nothing to talk about.
In other non-news, Penthouse Pet Sunny Leone was on Howard Stern this morning and talked about how Mr. Clutch, Robert Horry, was begging her to go home with him one night (in Vegas, maybe), but she rejected him for a shot at Cindy Margolis (it didn’t take). We obviously won’t be linking to anything Sunny Leone has done, but we urge you to search for her incredibly NSFW blog.
Play Him Loose (Page Six)
25 Responses to “Selita Ebanks and Osi Umenyiora? Really?”
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January 23rd, 2008 at 10:12 AM
Strahan’s jealousy towards Osi reaches new heights, even exceeding his issues with his teammate’s aligned teeth.
January 23rd, 2008 at 10:13 AM
um…I will be absent for the next few hours as I “read” Sunny Leone’s blog.
January 23rd, 2008 at 10:14 AM
Damn, I have work and then with the gf tonight, I can’t look at Sunny Leone’s blog until tomorrow night.
January 23rd, 2008 at 10:18 AM
SO Osi found a girl who loves cleveland steamers ?
January 23rd, 2008 at 10:19 AM
This is the reason why we don’t need two weeks between the Championship Games and the Super Bowl.
January 23rd, 2008 at 10:21 AM
Cool. I had no idea Vicky Secret girls liked to get shat on. Adds a bit more humanity to them I believe.
January 23rd, 2008 at 10:24 AM
If Lawrence Tynes hadn’t made that last FG, he would be on the receiving end of one of those steamers.
January 23rd, 2008 at 10:30 AM
Until someone conquers Ambrosio, the best remains out there. Has an athlete ever been linked to Klum? who is arguably the bestest of all time!
January 23rd, 2008 at 10:35 AM
Not buying that – if Horry took at shot at Sunny, we all know he’d score.
January 23rd, 2008 at 10:35 AM
Seal has been linked. He’s reportedly the best non-professional athlete with hideous facial burns.
January 23rd, 2008 at 10:39 AM
I’d go Lima and Ebanks over Ambrosio
January 23rd, 2008 at 10:47 AM
I’d drop a deuce on any of the above.
January 23rd, 2008 at 10:50 AM
Lima and Ebanks over Ambrosio?!?! That’s nuts! Nevermind Ebanks, not even in the discussion. I’m truly confussed why some like Lima over Alessandra.
Guess they aren’t seeing the same pictures as the rest of us.
January 23rd, 2008 at 10:52 AM
when they both go out for chinese osi orders the pu pu platter.
January 23rd, 2008 at 10:54 AM
Osi Umenyiora – Number 72 in your program, number 2 on your chest.
January 23rd, 2008 at 10:56 AM
I’d give her a Mushroom Stamp
Barney Fife
January 23rd, 2008 at 10:58 AM
Oh, I’m well aware.
It’s not like any of them are not incredibly hot, but if it’s F, Marry, Kill, I go … Ebanks, Lima, Ambrosio
January 23rd, 2008 at 11:06 AM
Damnit…I just Googled “for me to poop on”.
January 23rd, 2008 at 11:16 AM
You’d think I would be up on something like this, but am I missing part of the puzzle Re: Osi and defecating on females?
January 23rd, 2008 at 11:23 AM
Dirty – From our friends at KSK
January 23rd, 2008 at 11:54 AM
Quote of the day.
January 23rd, 2008 at 12:04 PM
Sorry you asked?
January 23rd, 2008 at 12:07 PM
Did I stumble onto 2 girls 1 cup by accident?
January 23rd, 2008 at 12:16 PM
i wonder how many total courics osi has deposited on ebanks by now.
January 23rd, 2008 at 1:30 PM
im sure her 1st response to him was, well i’ve never been to cleveland but i’ll give it a shot