* Bumbling clowns Dan Synder and Vinny Cerrato are like those guys in Superbad. (CZabe)
* The Mets are favorites for Johan Santana? (Newsday)
* That Catholic League Christian Defense Coalition protest at ESPN was laughable. (Hartford Courant)
* Louis Williams of the 76ers is getting his own radio show. (Philly Inquirer)
* Do not listen to this guy. (Wicked Local via Campus Clicks)
* Running back at Wake Forest makes foolish declaration on Facebook page, is thrown out of school. (Journal Now)
* Some MMA clown calls Kimbo Slice a ‘tomato can’ and other mean names. (MMA Scoops)
* Hammering Texas A&M coach Dennis Franchione. (KC Star)
* Djokavic won his 1st grand slam, but the crowd was pulling for Tsonga. (Mind Rite Sports)
* If you’re aloof, can you be a hunk? The reader who sent this used the word “nauseating.” (NY Post)
* Tim Tebow called a high school recruit, so the NCAA should strip his Heisman and prevent him from locking up hot women. (Orlando Sentinel)
* The entire NY Giants fanbase gets trashed as unsophisticated and poor. (Boston Herald)