We’ve already prattled on enough about the game – time for some else to chime in on the commercials. Enter commenter Ron Dean, who has his own blog. His three best and worst commercials (initially we wanted five, but that’s too many, so we pared them down a bit) from last night are after the jump. We don’t necessarily agree with Ron – anything Shakira wants to do, ever, is fine with us – but perhaps you might. If you want to revisit a breast leaping out of a women’s sweater, you can view that commercial, and all the rest of them, all here. Not really related: Did Terry Bradshaw drop an F-bomb in the pregame festivities? There’s video that is fairly conclusive.

Best 3

  • Bud Light (Breathe Fire) – The best part of this is that he pretends he is sorry. If I could breathe fire, the FIRST thing I’d do is roast my girls’ cat.
  • Bud Light (Wine and Cheese Party) – If you are gonna drop almost three mil on a commercial, why not spring for it and get Favre to roll to the party with a giant cheesehead as the beer cover? The man does endorse Wrangler.
  • Pepsi (Justin Timberlake) – Justin Timberlake getting beat down – I endorse that message. I can’t believe Tony Romo slammed on his brakes. Another guy right in front of him that he couldn’t hit.

Worst 3

  • Sunsilk (Chroma) – Whoever decided that you could lump Shakira in with Marilyn Monroe and Madonna needs to be fired. They should also be given an iPod with Shakira’s “singing” as a parting gift.
  • E-Trade (Baby) – Certainly better than the creepy guy in their pre-superbowl spot that is geeked to be buying stocks at 3 in the morning. That spit up, though, was a bit nasty.
  • Amp (Jumpstart) – 1) Who has a jumpsuit with the nipple area cut out? 2) What’s with the unnecessary, repetitive closeups of the nipples? After seeing this, I’d have been grateful for a commercial with the Gatorade dog drinking the E-trade baby’s spit-up.