If you live in Texas, and instead of watching a fantastic college basketball rivalry in the privacy of your own home, where you possess the ability to mute commercials and pause live TV to drain the main vein or get yourself some nutella on wheat thins … you can pay to watch the game in a movie theater! Popcorn, Texas A&M and Texas, plus Ron Franklin (we assume he’s calling it) on the Silver Screen in HD – it don’t get no better than that!

Ah, but it does! No commercials! Wait – that may not be a good thing. Instead of commercials, Media Post publications says that ESPN will run some network promos. Ugh. If anyone actually attends a viewing next week, please send us a report.