Even if you’re not a UFC fan, and you don’t care for grown men beating one another to a bloody pulp, you can probably recognize the fact that the man in this photo is an absolute force. His name is Kimbo Slice, and this weekend, he destroyed some fat bastard named Tank Abbott. We profess to having little or no UFC knowledge, and a friend who passionately follows the sport recently told us that Kimbo will never have a chance to hold the best titles because he’s a brawler, and the dudes that know jujitsu will take the fight to the mat and lock him into a submission hold. But we’re curious about your thoughts on two brawlers: Kimbo Slice and Brock Lesnar. Who wins? We’d love to see this fight. Two guys built like tanks slugging it out … we’d actually lean toward Kimbo, even if Lesnar has a big edge with his wrestling background. When we see Kimbo, all we can think of is Mike Tyson in his prime. The man is a machine. Who wouldn’t read a massive profile on his background? Why’d he leave the U after a year and a half? Six kids at 34 … is he boys with Shawn Kemp?