What unathletic, unchiseled, untanned college kid is going to unimpress NFL coaches at the combine week, fall to the second day of the draft, and respond by winning three Super Bowls, and earning MVP honors in two of them?

We eagerly await this year’s workout wonder, and the low and high scorers of the most overrated test this side of the SAT – the Wonderlic. It will all be analyzed to death. The web eats garbage like this up.

Live 2008 NFL Combine Coverage (My Mock Draft)
It’s Almost Time For the NFL Combine And That Means…Mamula (Deadspin)