Rex Grossman Is Like That Crazy Girl You Used To Date
NFL February 23rd. 2008, 4:58pm
The Chicago Bears are in love, man.
You just don’t understand how good Rex Grossman is when he’s alone with the Bears. Practices are pure magic. Nothing but 75-yard ropes straight into the hands of double-covered receivers. Sure, most Sundays he looks terrible, but the Bears are just so used to Grossman’s musk that they can’t say goodbye.
Someone needs to explain to the Bears that there are other quarterbacks out there. Sure these other quarterbacks might not be able to unleash the dragon in such a way that shows total disregard of conventional football wisdom. What do I know? I like the 5-yard out.
From the Chicago Tribune:
If Grossman signs with another team willing to pay more than the Bears, it’s unlikely he would have as clear of a path to the starting lineup. Angelo and Smith both made a point to say Grossman would compete with Kyle Orton if he does re-sign but also dropped hints about who would have an edge when they talked about Grossman’s “body of work.”
Seriously, if you were Rex Grossman why would you ever go anywhere else? He can obviously do whatever he wants in Chicago.
Throw your third drive-killing interception of the afternoon? Grab some Gatorade, you’ll need your strength to throw the next one! Complete a game with a negative passer rating? Get the Pro Bowl ballot! Crash his Lamborghini and leave it on the highway? Sorry, that’s a linebacker thing…but damn it if Rex Grossman could have a more spectacular crash.
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11 Responses to “Rex Grossman Is Like That Crazy Girl You Used To Date”
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February 23rd, 2008 at 5:12 PM
daaaa bears
February 23rd, 2008 at 5:14 PM
I’m back people
February 23rd, 2008 at 5:16 PM
even Mini-Ditka wouldn’t stand for this.
February 23rd, 2008 at 5:17 PM
let’s hope he hasn’t given up drinking
February 23rd, 2008 at 5:23 PM
I don’t even have to write a joke. this picture is funny by itself.
http://cdn.faniq.com/images/blog/rex_grossman.jpg
February 23rd, 2008 at 5:46 PM
Fucking Jerry Angelo. The man is a moron when it comes to finding offensive talent. For fuck’s sake, Jerry, why don’t you go out and sign Trent Green too!
February 23rd, 2008 at 6:14 PM
Rex Grossman: The most disappointing Florida QB ever. And that’s saying something.
February 23rd, 2008 at 8:52 PM
Rex must have the most magical punany ever.
February 24th, 2008 at 2:55 AM
I cant for the life of me imagine why Chicago would do this. So what he took them to the superbowl? He stunk the joint up and continued to stink the joint up until he lost his job last season. I fail to see the logic.
February 24th, 2008 at 9:08 AM
A QB contest between Kyle Orton and the Sex Cannon? Maybe now that Grossman is signed the Bears can start working on Ced Benson’s contract extension.
Chicago is now on the clock for the #1 pick in 2009.
February 24th, 2008 at 5:16 PM
Big Daddy Drew does not appreciate the plagiarism
/kidding