The Roundup: Randy Moss is tired of nothing
Barry Bonds, Baseball, Blogging, Fat, NFL March 2nd. 2008, 12:53pm
Yo, yo, yo. Happy Sunday everyone. Not sure what it’s like where you are, but here in St. Louis it’s sunny and 70 degrees. It’s perfect weather to imagine a nude to semi-nude Maria Kanellis glistening in the sun outside your home. If you’re suffering from the cold, I’ve implanted a picture to help the imagination process.Â
I’ll also point out that while the weather here is nice, it’s supposed to turn cold and snowy Monday morning. That’s really going to put a damper on our cattle – and I’m going to have to duct tape a trash bag to the roof of my mobile living quarters again. Such is life. ÂÂ
Talks between the Patriots and Randy Moss have hit that never-good impasse. [The Sporting News]
A year after missing out on Moss last year, the Packers may be in line to bring him on board. Of course, the Cowboys and Colts have a good shot at him too. [the Point After Blog]
Even though Phil Savage says otherwise, Brady Quinn is confident he’ll be competing for a starting job in training camp. [Cleveland Plain Dealer]
Not so fast: Bill Parcells expects Jason Taylor to stay with the Dolphins. [ESPN]
The lost stories in NFL Combine lore. [The Sports Hernia]
For the first time in 20 years, Cornell is going to the NCAA tournament. [Sports by Brooks]
Blog Show XL celebrates the return of Vanilla Dong. [Mr. Irrelevant]
Curt Schilling says he feels like the 3rd wheel. He’ll always be the first wheel when it comes to media coverage, though. [Boston Herald]
Apparently Barry Bonds did fail a steroids test in 2001, though it probably means nothing at this point. [NY Post]
The Braves and Jeff Francouer are miles apart in negotiating a long term deal. [Atlanta Journal Constitution]
And they’re not saying much about resigning Mark Teixeira. [Atlanta Journal Constitution]
In an effort to combat pisspoor baseball, the Pirates are offering 2 new all you can eat sections at PNC Park. [Bugs and Cranks]
17 Responses to “The Roundup: Randy Moss is tired of nothing”
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March 2nd, 2008 at 1:17 PM
Chris Mortensen “broke” the Jason Taylor story, so I’ll reserve comment.
Any opinions about Lance Briggs talking all that shit last year and then resigning with the Bears?
March 2nd, 2008 at 1:33 PM
jason cole also broke the story on yahoosports.com so im more inclined to believe it.. not to mention the fact it makes all the sense in the world for the phins to trade him..
http://www.miamiherald.com/609/story/440982.html
March 2nd, 2008 at 1:34 PM
And speaking of Bonds, the Grand Jury testimony about why he didn’t buy Greg Anderson a mansion is priceless. I almost hate him more than Clemens again.
March 2nd, 2008 at 1:36 PM
I agree cortes. Parcells went to his ESPN buddy and got the contradictory story out there. You have conflicting stories out there, and I definitely think Cole is more believable than Mort
March 2nd, 2008 at 1:46 PM
they just said during the cavs vs bulls games that randy moss reached out to Daunte Culpepper about a possible reunion in Minnesota for this upcoming year.
also, girl looks like a whored up version of LC from the Hills. very nice
March 2nd, 2008 at 1:49 PM
Something wrong with the Sports Hernia link
March 2nd, 2008 at 1:51 PM
I like that this Patrick is a wrestling fan. You know you can find her playboy pics leaked already, right? I thought you might enjoy that info.
March 2nd, 2008 at 1:52 PM
mortensen has what appears to be a goatee but looks more like dust and crumbs glued together. his credibility now is even less, if thats possible.
March 2nd, 2008 at 1:55 PM
Hernia link is fixed.
And the Moss/Culpepper thing isn’t about going back to Minnesota, it’s about those two going “somewhere” together. I’m sure Patriots fans are ecstatic.
March 2nd, 2008 at 1:57 PM
yeah they lost stallworth as well. Wes Welker is thrilled
March 2nd, 2008 at 2:25 PM
But didn’t Mort actually speak to Parcells?
March 2nd, 2008 at 2:30 PM
not sure if mort actually spoke to parcells, but he certainly didnt break the story when parcells went to miami, it was jay glazer, so im always inclined to believe “other people” (glazer,shefter, cole) broke the story first and then espn just posts it up on the site.. btw any link on those leaked playboy pictures jay???
March 2nd, 2008 at 2:33 PM
here we go… scroll down to the 1-8.. just as a reminder NSFW!!
http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_212133600.shtml
March 2nd, 2008 at 2:42 PM
Her butt is great, among other things.
March 2nd, 2008 at 3:06 PM
yeah i didnt think i heard Mike Tirico stutter. Stu Scott just came on and said the same thing about a possible reunion in Minnesota.
March 2nd, 2008 at 4:05 PM
I don’t think that Parcells appreciated a story implying that they were trying to dump him. Maybe somebody will sweeten the deal if they act like they don’t want to get rid of him. Teams and GMs always play this cat-and-mouse game in the media.
March 2nd, 2008 at 10:53 PM
The bad news is I can’t get that time back that I lost watching The Blog Show. The good news is I should put on an additional 5-10 lbs watching the Pirates march toward a 16th consecutive losing season at PNC Park this year.