It’s been awhile, hasn’t it? Today we have Adam Curry, a “mid-twenties frustrated Bengals fan living in Cincinnati, OH. When I’m not ‘pwning noobs’ at sports trivia at local bars, I’m partaking in intramural sports with other yuppies who pretend that they are as good at sports as they were at 18.” Not sure if Adam got his idea from Norman Chad’s latest column, or if it was pure coincidence, but it’s a fun one.

Six Words Sports News: An Interactive

Six words, that’s all you got. Below are the six words comments. Most are NFL, some college basketball. Feel free to make your own.

    NFL

Baltimore Ravens: “A Grossman trade is an upgrade.”

Cincinnati Bengals: “They even fail trading for garbage.”

Cleveland Browns: “FA Market Strategy. By, Dan Snyder.”

Pittsburgh Steelers: “Big, Big money for Big Ben.”

Indianapolis Colts: “More wins than Peyton commercials.”

Tennessee Titans: “Second home for old veteran Falcons.”

Jacksonville Jaguars: “Jacksonville Jaguars, now with more Lemon!”

Houston Texans: “The little team that could not.”

Buffalo Bills: “Welcome to the new Toronto Bills.”

Miami Dolphins: “Could they actually win ten games?”

New England Patriots: “Ebay Alert: Three Sony Video Cameras”

New York Jets: “Can they win? One word, no.”

Denver Broncos: “Do the Bengals want Marcus Thomas?”

Kansas City Chiefs: “A bad team in sheep’s clothing.”

Oakland Raiders: “Wilson leaves Superbowl Champs for Losers.”

San Diego Chargers: “The burner Turner won’t be returnin’.”

Dallas Cowboys: “More overplayed than Jessica Simpson. Period.”

New York Giants: “Eli wins big. Peyton’s still better.”

Philadelphia Eagles: “Donovan wants playmakers. How about QB?”

Washington Redskins: “Build through the draft. Wait what??”

Arizona Cardinals: “Nothing to see here. Move on.”

San Francisco 49ers: “Playoff Team. There I said it.”

Seattle Seahawks: “Great Crowd. Less than great players.”

St. Louis Rams: “Hey, we still have Stephen Jackson!”

Chicago Bears: “Wanted: A competent quarterback with experience.”

Detroit Lions: “Kitna preaches: 10 losses next year!”

Green Bay Packers: “Favre retired thanks to I.T. goof”

Minnesota Vikings: “The NFC playoffs go through here.”

Atlanta Falcons: “630 days left till Vick returns!”

Carolina Panthers: “Like usual, Carr sacked once again.”

New Orleans Saints: “The Saints proclaim: We got Gay!”

Tampa Bay Bucs: “Jeff Garcia, duck-walking with hot wife.”

    College Basketball

Coach K: “Winningest elf look-a-like coach ever. Period.”

Cameron Crazies: “No one likes you. Sit down.”

Bob Knight: “The Press Intimidator. Now, much wussier.”

Kelvin Sampson: “Can you hear me now? Hello?!”

Indiana Hoosiers: “Great talent, brought to you by AT&T”

Kentucky Wildcats: “Apparently Gardner-Webb can beat the SEC.”

Xavier Musketeers: “Like it or not: you’re mid-major.”

Ohio State Buckeyes: “Already looking forward to football season.”

UCLA Bruins: “Kevin Love called, to harass you!”

Kansas State Wildcats: “Sit down Michael Beasley. Love, Kansas.”

Memphis: “The best team. The weakest conference.”

North Carolina Tar-Heels: “Psycho-T. Worst nickname in basketball.”