PM Roundup: Creepy Gnome Terrorizes Town
Baseball, College Basketball, College Football, Courts, Legal, NFL, Poker, Politics, WWE March 11th. 2008, 1:49pm
Howard Stern has hyped Smallville for years, and now we know what we were missing: Kristen Kreuk.
Headline of the month? “Creepy Gnome terrorizes town.” The video ends kind of Blair Witchy, and seems fake, though. (Sun)
The never-ending Dusty Baker vs. Young Players debate. (Flotsam Media)
Dwyane Jarrett’s awesome career at USC feels like forever ago: arrested for driving while impaired. (Rotten Apple Sports)
Poker and insurance. (A Large Regular)
Erik Bedard is not exactly endearing himself to the Seattle media. (Post-Intelligencer)
Meet the NCAA tournament committee! (College Hoops Journal)
Warrick Dunn is returning to Tampa Bay. (Bucs Beat)
Oklahoma legislator: “The homosexual agenda is just destroying this nation.” She also said gays pose a bigger threat to the U.S. than terrorism or Islam. (Tulsa World)
A lot of activity on the Jets in the last couple weeks. (Bad Snap)
For at least two years, The Big House will no longer be the largest stadium in college football. (The Michigan Daily)
Jake the Snake Roberts exits rehab. (TMZ)
Feel free to partake in Kobe day, but please, please leave all the Kobe/LeBron comments on that site. (Hardwood Paroxysm)
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March 11th, 2008 at 1:52 PM
Oh boy. What a maroon.
March 11th, 2008 at 1:54 PM
I’ll admit to being a bit of a Kreuk stalker since her ‘Edgemont’ days (Canadian teen angst TV series).
March 11th, 2008 at 1:56 PM
Where is Brutus the Barber Beefcake? that guy was business up front, party in the back all day
March 11th, 2008 at 1:56 PM
You mean gnomes aren’t real and a story in the Sun might not be authentic? Bollucks.
March 11th, 2008 at 1:56 PM
Is Matt Leinart’s daddy going to pay Jarrett’s legal fees?
March 11th, 2008 at 1:59 PM
Jarrett kinda looks like Dukie in the article.
March 11th, 2008 at 2:00 PM
Brutus the Barber is up Hulk Hogan’s ass.
Erik Bedard was always known as a jerk to the media here, Seattle shouldn’t be surprised, or expect him to change just to accomodate them.
March 11th, 2008 at 2:01 PM
Remember Jarrett right before the draft? “I am not the next Mike Williams!”
That was funny.
March 11th, 2008 at 2:02 PM
Brady Quinn doesn’t care for politicians telling us how to live our lives.
March 11th, 2008 at 2:02 PM
Kobe’s wife > lebrons chick
tee time at 4 adios chicas
March 11th, 2008 at 2:02 PM
Hey Bucs fans–enjoy Warrick “2 Yards and a Pile of Shit” Dunn.
March 11th, 2008 at 2:03 PM
Anyone see the Iron Sheik and Nikoli Volkov on RAW last night? the Sheik waving an Iran flag was a bit stupid if you ask me. and yes, Nikoli sang the Russian National Anthem.
March 11th, 2008 at 2:05 PM
That link you have about the tournament committee lost all credibility within the first two sentences.
Tom O’Connor is the athletic director at George Mason, not VCU. Since VCU is in the CAA he is not allowed to be in the room when they are discussed.
March 11th, 2008 at 2:05 PM
Michigan fans have an inferiority complex.
sure theyre all rich and successful and go to an ‘academically acclaimed’ school and are the winningest program in college football history…but its the OHIO STATE-Michigan rivalry. and they all have small penises.
March 11th, 2008 at 2:07 PM
Wait! No! It can’t be…. It’s Magglio’s music!
March 11th, 2008 at 2:07 PM
haha 412, you actually made me scroll the comments. did he post?
March 11th, 2008 at 2:09 PM
+1, 412. And well played, Spencer. “Small penises” is always a perfect fallback option…
March 11th, 2008 at 2:10 PM
412…thats some funny shit.
atlanta…i always fall back on the ’small penises’ option, its failsafe.
March 11th, 2008 at 2:11 PM
Damn Okie’s are stupid.
Jake the Snake would have made celebrity rehab that much better.
March 11th, 2008 at 2:11 PM
By God, Magglio Merkin is back! I thought he was broken in half!
\Jim Ross
March 11th, 2008 at 2:11 PM
Haha, classic Jake the Snake was at the Heroes of Wrestling PPV when used Damien as a penis, and tried to wrestle drunk.
March 11th, 2008 at 2:14 PM
regardless of the strike, Smallville is back into their annual once a month new episode shtick.
March 11th, 2008 at 2:15 PM
did you see Chyna on Celeb Rehab? the only thing she ever denied taking was steroids. that made me laugh. i bet Vince McMahon made her sign something saying she wouldn’t talk about Roids.
March 11th, 2008 at 2:17 PM
Please tell me X-Pac was there with chyna. Please.
March 11th, 2008 at 2:18 PM
possibly, it seemed as everyone else in the show has made a porno, so Xpac did meet that requirement.
March 11th, 2008 at 2:18 PM
because i’m slow…what happened to magglio? did a pissing match not end wll
March 11th, 2008 at 2:19 PM
If I had a nickel for everytime I heard “it’s the biggest I’ve ever seen” at PSU.
March 11th, 2008 at 2:21 PM
sparty…like the new avatar. how obnoxious is hearing “WE. ARE. SPARTA!!!” every three minutes at MSU games going to become?
the answer? very.
no idea where Mags is. last post he had was someone pissing him off, i forget who tho.
March 11th, 2008 at 2:22 PM
@e man–I made a joke about he and the Ohio State guys constantly arguing about Michigan/OSU, and he got pissed and said he wasn’t commenting anymore.
March 11th, 2008 at 2:23 PM
and OSU wins again!!!
March 11th, 2008 at 2:23 PM
(not counting SEC opponents)
March 11th, 2008 at 2:23 PM
Well…considering Michigan and tOSU are jokes I guess the shoe fit
March 11th, 2008 at 2:25 PM
I heard that Larry Fitzgerald signed like a $40 million deal, and before I saw that I read that Arizona was like $300,000 under the cap. How exactly does that work out?
/salary cap–WTF?
March 11th, 2008 at 2:27 PM
Arizon re-signed Larry? I thought they were trading him?
March 11th, 2008 at 2:28 PM
@Roeth, its been said much less since I moved, ba dump bump.
March 11th, 2008 at 2:30 PM
Yeah, no Larry Fitz to the Eagles. let the bitching begin.
March 11th, 2008 at 2:30 PM
Fitz renegotiated his contract. hes getting $30 mil guaranteed on a $33 mil total money contract that lasts 3 years.
March 11th, 2008 at 2:32 PM
oh, and if the cardinals werent one of the cheapest teams in the league, theyd be smart to hire a salary cap guy who doesn’t use an abacus.
March 11th, 2008 at 2:32 PM
PFT is saying $30M guaranteed on a 4 yr/$40M deal.
First 3yrs is for $33M.
March 11th, 2008 at 2:33 PM
Larry’s website says 4 years/40 million
March 11th, 2008 at 2:33 PM
ah, i got my info around lunch, thanks for the update.
March 11th, 2008 at 2:35 PM
Finally got my gravatar up. Shouldn’t be much of a surprise.
March 11th, 2008 at 2:36 PM
Can’t see it JGP, is it the ESPN logo with a slash going through it?
March 11th, 2008 at 2:38 PM
no, its some fruity tiger who probably wants to lick some dude’s turdcutter.
March 11th, 2008 at 2:39 PM
spencer thanks. fortunately, i am an alum who lives 1,000 miles away so i do not have to hear it.
March 11th, 2008 at 2:39 PM
That Dwayne Jarrett link to his mug shot shows his address, wonder if he will get mobbed by angry Panthers fans.
March 11th, 2008 at 2:39 PM
jgp…btw, no hard feelings, im still bitter after the NC ass whooping.
March 11th, 2008 at 2:40 PM
I guess that answers Jarrett’s critics who said he can’t get arrested.
March 11th, 2008 at 2:43 PM
JGP, it looks like an oatmeal cookie.
March 11th, 2008 at 2:44 PM
or a Grateful Dead album cover…
WTF?
March 11th, 2008 at 2:45 PM
I love this girl.
March 11th, 2008 at 2:48 PM
Speaking of loving some chicks… I was watching this movie London on Starz last nite.. around 1AM-ish? Let me spare you..shitty movie, but it had Jessica Biel in this scene…
NSFW NSFWL
http://www.break.com/easteregg/Video_767900284873412899.html
She is a swallower
March 11th, 2008 at 2:49 PM
Damn… I don’t know what “Smallville” is, but I just Googled Kristen Kreuk and I’m feelin’ largeville…
March 11th, 2008 at 2:50 PM
more boner homework
March 11th, 2008 at 2:52 PM
seen that movie London – it’s terrible. But Biel looks hot and curses relentlessly.
March 11th, 2008 at 2:54 PM
Biel looked hot on “7th Heaven”. The cursing…not so much.
March 11th, 2008 at 3:03 PM
Guys, thanks. Never heard the “oatmeal cookie” reference though. That way, I can finally get rid of my old phone-number email id. And I’m trying to cut down on the ESPN stuff, cbh49er.
March 11th, 2008 at 3:03 PM
A clip from smallville…
March 11th, 2008 at 3:03 PM
Douchebag siting at my alma mater today.
March 11th, 2008 at 3:03 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=op2X7_OCMuQ&feature=related
March 11th, 2008 at 3:06 PM
That scene from London is the greatest thing I have scene on this site ever JEOMK
March 11th, 2008 at 3:08 PM
I had to google that, Roman. As far as acronyms go, I think you crossed the line, friend.
March 11th, 2008 at 3:12 PM
you can google that..my buddy and I made that up..awesome
March 11th, 2008 at 3:15 PM
Shit…I had no idea…I have been using that for years…I used to make fun of people using LOL on the IM and no one really laughed out loud…I guess other people used it too..I am stupified
March 11th, 2008 at 3:17 PM
you made that up? ok Al Gore. friend of mine told me of that one a couple weeks ago.
March 11th, 2008 at 3:22 PM
sparty…seriously…I thought we did…I am not claiming I am Columbus or anything…I seriously thought I was the only one that knew that..my buddy probably jacked it from some one…trust me I am having one of those weird moments..I am babbling now…but trust me I am not I am not IM or Text savvy…this is one of the few places I even talk online
March 11th, 2008 at 3:23 PM
WTF are you guys talking about?
March 11th, 2008 at 3:25 PM
412, he took over my alma mater a few months ago to campaign for his wife.
March 11th, 2008 at 3:26 PM
who’s Columbus?
March 11th, 2008 at 3:30 PM
412..having one of those douchey moments when you think you are the only one who knows something and then realize lots of people know it..JEOMK..when I was in college..I guess about 10 years ago…my buddy and I came up with stupid IM acronyms to use because I talked to this chick who used LOL after everything and the is no way anyone laughs out loud that much…so anyway…when Nick said he Googled it..i did too and bam its everywhere and at first I think I am awesome then I realize my buddy probably jacked it and I thought he was great and had no idea..I don’t IM much or anything so who knew..I am going to go an just drown myself now..
March 11th, 2008 at 3:31 PM
Columbus discovered America
March 11th, 2008 at 3:33 PM
all this was about…JEOMK?
Wow
March 11th, 2008 at 3:34 PM
oh, THAT columbus.
the only one i could think of is the guy who gave small pox to a bunch of caribbeans.
March 11th, 2008 at 3:39 PM
412 yes…yes it was..my buddy confirmed he saw it someplace and proceeded to make fun of me..I really blow
March 11th, 2008 at 3:55 PM
this is terribly dissapointing. sorry if you guys have daughters.
March 11th, 2008 at 5:25 PM
My daughters are 3 years old, but that is the kind of shit that still gets the old blood pressure up!
March 11th, 2008 at 5:32 PM
I dont have kids but the guys I hang out with will now take bets as to which 1 of the 4 girls we hang out with has one. Money to be made…
March 11th, 2008 at 6:55 PM
I think the Mariners knew what they were getting into when they traded for Bedard, or at least they should have. But I agree with the piece: Bedard, even if he’s extremely uncomfortable with the spotlight, needs to be more accommodating to the media. In this day and age, that’s part of the job description.