Chicago 108, Utah 96: As atrocious as the Bulls have been, they’re just half-a-game outside of the final playoff spot in the East. Ben Gordon, who led a strong bench effort with 19, has now made more three-pointers in a Bulls jersey than Michael Jordan. After benching Chris Duhon Sunday for missing the team shootaround, the Duke grad was inactive for this one. Gulp.

Phoenix 132, Memphis 111: The Suns dropped 72 in the first half, and led by 31 at the break en route to the rout. You must see this hilarious Shaq highlight.

Los Angeles Lakers 117, Toronto 108: Kobe went for 34 and Andrew Bynum is now running on a treadmill. Can you imagine how much press the Lakers or Celtics would be getting if they had won 19 games in a row?

Indiana 114, Seattle 107: Mike Dunleavy went for 32 points against the passive non-existent Sonics defense. Who will have the better pro career: Oregon’s Mike Dunleavy or Oregon’s Kevin Love?

Portland 103, Minnesota 96: Marko Jaric had three steals in the loss, but we’ll give him four, if you want to count Adrianna Lima’s heart.