Clay Buchholz Lands Himself a Penthouse Pet
Athletes and Celebrities, Baseball March 13th. 2008, 8:29am
Just what Boston needs, another factor with the ladies. According to the Inside Track and Clay Bucholtz’s dad, the Red Sox pitcher is “hanging out” with a chick who was on Howard Stern recently getting her duff slapped by Artie Lange and making out with another girl. (If you poke around here, you can see a NSFW photo of her in a thong from that appearance.)
Guess the only question left: When Josh Beckett recalls his days dating LeeAnn Tweeden, who gets the nod as The Man on the Red Sox pitching staff?
Clay throwing his A game with new Pet (Inside Track)
41 Responses to “Clay Buchholz Lands Himself a Penthouse Pet”
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March 13th, 2008 at 8:33 AM
It’s as though I have a twin.
March 13th, 2008 at 8:33 AM
shes pretty ordinary for a porn chick.
DISCLAIMER: yes, i would bang her, but that doesnt mean shes smokin hot.
March 13th, 2008 at 8:33 AM
i’m thinking beckett landing leeann tweeden is a bigger, ahem, score.
a chick that let artie lange fool around with her is likely an easier catch so long as you are pulling six figures.
March 13th, 2008 at 8:34 AM
I am leaning towards Beckett on this one.
March 13th, 2008 at 8:35 AM
i dont know maybe im in the minority here but if i were a successful athlete id be more prone to trying to land an independently successful chick in her twenties or early thirties. instead of a whore that is likely to try and take your money or make your cock rot off
March 13th, 2008 at 8:36 AM
Nice, the chick helps wreck Artie and Dana, backs out on doing/jacking/blowing Artie, but Buchholz gets to score.
March 13th, 2008 at 8:36 AM
The fact that Artie Lange spanked her totally ruins it for me.
March 13th, 2008 at 8:36 AM
penthouse pet > playboy playmate
March 13th, 2008 at 8:38 AM
god bless this kid. i have never made a better minor-league draft pick in my life.
March 13th, 2008 at 8:38 AM
but dude, you’re butchering his name. don’t disrespect my boy.
March 13th, 2008 at 8:39 AM
So… no way this ends badly, right?
March 13th, 2008 at 8:40 AM
Clay Buchholz’s bim >>>>>>> Eliot Spitzer’s whoo-ah
March 13th, 2008 at 8:40 AM
Ding Dang. Reminds me of this great “Bull Durham” riff by Kevin Costner:
March 13th, 2008 at 8:41 AM
that chick sounded really hot on stern a couple days ago and the pictures from sterns site arent bad either.. nod to buchholtz!
March 13th, 2008 at 8:41 AM
i think it might be a bit of a leap to assume she has brains
March 13th, 2008 at 8:48 AM
moleman…you cant fuck brains.
March 13th, 2008 at 8:49 AM
Based on the fact that you can see in one ear and out the other in that picture, I am going to put a checkmark under ‘No Brains.’
March 13th, 2008 at 8:51 AM
i know, im just saying i dont know if crash was referring to whores when he said long legs and brains
March 13th, 2008 at 8:52 AM
Beckett wins all arguments because he’s nasty.
Oh and those girls are hot too.
March 13th, 2008 at 8:55 AM
I always thought that Buchholz looks like a frog. But if you throw a no-hitter as a rookie, you can pull some serious tail, I guess.
I wonder who Bud Smith nailed.
March 13th, 2008 at 8:57 AM
totally agree. but here’s the problem: you and i are thinking with are brains, not our nuts.
if we were 22 we might be thinking with our nuts, not our brains.
March 13th, 2008 at 8:58 AM
She gets 4 diamonds from the Emperor Club.
March 13th, 2008 at 9:01 AM
I would totally not try to land an independently successful girl when I’m in my early twenties.
March 13th, 2008 at 9:02 AM
Of all the sites that have ever been linked on here, howardstern.com is the only 1 blocked by our IT department.
Looks like I’ll have some “homework” tonight
March 13th, 2008 at 9:06 AM
Considering that one year ago Buchholz was riding the buses as a member of the Wilmington Blue Rocks, this isn’t a bad development for him. Bang her out for a while, stay vigilent on wrapping it up, and move on to the next whore.
March 13th, 2008 at 9:07 AM
my longest relationship was with an driven, successful chick. its fun if you love arguing every fucking 2 minutes about minutae and not fooling around all day because they got shit to do.
since im still in my early 20’s…its brainless cockwallet or bust. i learned my lesson.
March 13th, 2008 at 9:11 AM
What are you comparing yourself to Clay Buchholz? The guy’s a baseball
player Spencer. Baseball!
March 13th, 2008 at 9:13 AM
its fun if you love arguing every fucking 2 minutes about minutae and not fooling around all day because you’re reading sports blogs.
March 13th, 2008 at 9:14 AM
CRM…what do you expect me to do, actually earn my paycheck? fuck that. tho there is this hot ass russian chick in my office who i wouldnt mind a little afternoon delight with.
March 13th, 2008 at 9:16 AM
spencer- tell CRM where to go
March 13th, 2008 at 9:17 AM
spence – Send her a polaroid of little spencer via inter office mail. That always works.
March 13th, 2008 at 9:19 AM
Sean Salisbury would be proud.
March 13th, 2008 at 9:25 AM
oops, accidentally sent it to the whole office. that’ll happen.
March 13th, 2008 at 9:26 AM
They’ll thank you later. Just be careful if any of the quiet guys ask you to go out for a beer after work.
March 13th, 2008 at 9:30 AM
eh, its nothing new to them. i got too drunk at the company softball outing and tried to bunt with it.
March 13th, 2008 at 9:31 AM
You guys are sick…funny but sick..seriously though, females really don’t get turned on by pics of your johnsons..
March 13th, 2008 at 9:34 AM
They don’t!..Shit I better ask my wife what really got her to like me.
March 13th, 2008 at 9:36 AM
Sean Salisbury doesn’t like hearing that guiness.
March 13th, 2008 at 9:38 AM
Sure, now somebody tells me!
/Jeff Reed
March 13th, 2008 at 9:41 AM
i imagine my johnson singing lead vocals for lynard skynard and im in the front row HAMMERED DRUNK.
March 13th, 2008 at 6:03 PM
I wonder if Clay will dump her for talking to Maxim about banging him on a plane like Josh Beckett did Leeann Tweeden. Assuming that he gets to do so, of course.