How do we get the Mischa Barton from the OC back? … we contemplated opening with a photo of Spitzer’s hooker, but we figure that you’ve already seen her photo galleries and read her soon-to-be-on-Lifetime story … not to hammer Oklahoma for the second day in a row, but what’s going on out there? … well, this won’t happen … wrestling fans will certainly care: Brooke Hogan’s getting her own TV show … not sure whether we should laugh, look away, or vomit … some statements have been given in the Sean Taylor murder … yes, we’ll be writing a brief post about this

Caron Butler’s having a birthday party, and Reggie Bush’s girl, for whatever reason, is on the flyer. (DC Sports Bog)

Sights and sounds (and photos!) from the Big East tournament. (College Hoops Journal)

Patriotic Andy Roddick has decided to skip the Olympics to play in the Legg Mason Tennis Classic. (Shakedown Sports)

Peering into the Texas football program’s financials. (Austin Sports Report)

Don’t really agree with Eric Gordon being 4th team All-American, but certainly agree with anything Stacy Keibler says. (Yahoo)

Finally, Oden practices with the Blazers. (Oregonian via Sports by Brooks)

Maybe the Sonics won’t have to go to Oklahoma City after all? Ha. (Seattle Times)

Liked this change-of-pace piece by Bill Simmons. (Page 2)

Celebrating a dubious Knicks’ anniversary. (What Would Oakley Do)