Carmen Electra is with this clown? Oh how the mighty have fallen … wiffle ball, anyone? … getting stabby at a beer pong game … green jerseys everywhere last night in honor of St. Patty’s Day … a who-would-you-do contest featuring some unfamous people; clearly, the Texans Twins have to win … obviously NSFW: Rod Stewart’s topless wife … tease for a Tiger Woods commercial (he’s wearing a space suit) that airs Thursday … is a former MLS MVP returning to the league? … disturbing and sad – if you click on the blue link on the right, there’s video of some girls beating up another girl Bobby Layne, that guy liked to party …

Blogger loved Black Magic. (Blazer’s Edge)

Tiger’s $65 million house (over 20,000 total square feet) in the Hamptons. (NY Post)

Charlize Theron has never heard of The Hills, which makes us love her, big-time. (Gawker)

Revisiting the night Tupac got shot in 1994. (Tom Brady is My Baby Daddy)

An interview with one of the great, late-season NBA stories: Lance Allred. (Harwood Paroxysm)

Letterman mocks the underdressed Mike & Mike, and then one of these clowns makes their Final Four picks, except two came from the same region. (Sox & Dawgs)

Campus Clicks (which is way too nice to us) introduces you to the NCAA tourney Nerd-Off. (Campus Clicks)

If your bracket is perfect, some gambling outfit will pay you $11 million. (Vegas Watch)

If you want to give up all your personal info, you can join John McCain’s bracket contest. (Lion in Oil)

How did poker player Phil Laak make it to day two of this tournament after not showing on day one? (You can’t miss what you can’t Measure)