We’re about to get on a subway, so we won’t be able to post the college choice of the most coveted high school senior in the world at 12:01, but we thought we’d open things up so the Michigan and OSU fans could slaughter one another in their weekly pissing contest.

Face it: the kid’s going to be a bust. He’s going to do to college football what Kordell Stewart did to the NFL – nothing. We kid, of course. He’s going dominate, like us at monopoly, or Ohio State against the SEC. Don’t you already feel bad for the Iowas and the Northwesterns of the world?

(Oh. The photo. Courtesy of a Michigan reader, of course. They’re assuming the worst.)