Plucky Davidson (and to a much lesser extent, Western Kentucky) kind of stampeded all the expected schadenfreude that was to be directed at Duke this morning following a second-half collapse against West Virginia Saturday. We suspect that after the Stephen Curry lovefest subsides, the claws will come out for the most hated basketball program in the country.

Two consecutive early March exits. No Final Four appearances since 2004! No title since 2001! The sky is falling Durham – the Blue Devils are the new Yankees! Somebody owns FireCoachK.com! (But that may have been gobbled up by Duke long ago to prevent such suchery, who knows.) Their recruits suuuuuuuuuck!

How much will they regret the obvious package deal of Luol Deng (who stayed just one year) and this guy, who never plays? How weak is the sophomore class of Steve Johnson, our main man Jon Scheyer, underwhelming Lance Thomas and Brian Zoubek?

So help’s on the way, right? Uh, no. Coach K has inked just two players for next year, one a lightly-regarded PF from Nevada, and one a scoring machine who plays – obviously – shooting guard. So Gerald Henderson and Kyle Singler, it’s on you two. Bon channce! Enjoy the standard 20-25 wins, 10-12 in the ACC, and another early-round ouster!

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