Are we trying to influence your vote in the 2008 Culture Tournament by posting this spectacular photo of Jessica Simpson? Perhaps. If you pass on casting your vote in her box (ha!), then you will vote for a post-TGI Friday’s MMF threesome, which is how NJ Governor Jim McGreevey used to roll. Other matchups that will result in an Elite 8 berth: Hot Clicks vs. Dan Patrick in an SI showdown; the Diminishing US Dollar vs. The Wire, and Bill Simmons against Clay Buchholz’s Pethouse Pet. Simmons has had a good run, but he’s running into Villanova circa 1985 in this one. Vote now, or forever hold your peace.

Who wins: 8 Hot Clicks or 4 Dan Patrick?

  • 8 Hot Clicks (56%, 498 Votes)
  • 4 Dan Patrick (44%, 390 Votes)

Total Voters: 888

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Who wins: 3 Jessica Simpson or 10 Having a 3some after a night at TGI Friday's?

  • 3 Jessica Simpson (76%, 682 Votes)
  • 10 M-M-F 3some after a night at TGI Friday's (24%, 217 Votes)

Total Voters: 899

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Who wins: 1 The Diminishing US Dollar or 4 The Wire?

  • 4 The Wire (56%, 541 Votes)
  • 1 The diminshing US dollar (44%, 426 Votes)

Total Voters: 967

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Who wins: 11 Clay Buchholz's Pethouse Pet or 10 Bill Simmons?

  • 11 Clay Buchholz's Penthouse Pet (59%, 542 Votes)
  • 10 Bill Simmons (41%, 369 Votes)

Total Voters: 911

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