Philly Rookie Jason Smith Was the Lucky 76er Who Hooked Up with Adult Film Star Mary Carey*
NBA April 3rd. 2008, 1:05pm
If this is hazing, where do we sign up? From Dan Gross of the Philly Daily News:
The busty blonde told us last night that Smith said he was a fan of her movies and referred to her as “a goddess” before they kissed.
A goddess, you wonder? The guy just turned 22, the 76ers are going to the playoffs, and he’s from Colorado, so it’s not like opportunities such as this present themselves on a regular basis. Eddie Griffin, who may or may not have hooked up with Carey back in the day, must be rolling over in his grave.
Google Carey at your own demise. There’s plenty – one might say, too much – to see.
Dan Gross: Mary Carey: Sixer Jason Smith’s a great kisser (Philly Daily News)
[* UPDATE: A reader says this isn't the first adult film star to "hang out with" Philadelphia athletes. After the jump, a few photos of someone named Gina Lynn with a few Flyers. Here's her blog entry where she briefly talks about a wild night in Filthydelphia. We don't know any of these guys; perhaps you do.]



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April 3rd, 2008 at 1:08 PM
…like throwin’ a hotdog down a hallway…
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:10 PM
I’m not sure if lucky is the right word. Did anyone see her on Celebrity Rehab…
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:11 PM
+1 mizerle
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:11 PM
My favorite Mary Carey flick: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0457037/
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:12 PM
TBL, have you ever been to Butter? I once saw Eddie George standing next to me at the bar there but I really couldn’t think of anything to say to him. Plus he had like six hot chicks all around him.
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:12 PM
is she still running for President ?
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:12 PM
TBL –
You are seriously joking about Smith being lucky to hook up with her, right? That chick has had more purple headed yogurt slingers go through her than I can possibly imagine.
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:13 PM
/counts down hours to go home and google mary carey
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:13 PM
mizerle – That’s rather presumptious. Maybe Jason Smith is hung like a can of Fosters. In which case, he might have actually made contact with her vaginal walls.
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:14 PM
Yes, been to Butter before. Not that impressed, but other folks like it. I sometimes wonder if it’s worth wasting time on this board relaying some fun NYC stories (my last job, as you can imagine, led to some cool parties) … but i dont want the blog to become about me, since I don’t matter.
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:14 PM
I’ll be at the Sixers game on Saturday. I hope she shows up.
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:14 PM
I’d make a nasty comment about the cigarette, but I’m sure she’s puffed on worse things.
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:15 PM
Yeah, yeah, I’m lickin’ your balls, best balls I ever had. Uh-huh, you’ve got King-Kong balls. Your balls are so large, just big balls, I don’t care. You just got big balls.
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:15 PM
cortes, not worth it. There is much better porn trim out there to look up. After watching celeb rehab, I am no longer impressed with MC.
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:16 PM
Fellas – think back to when you were 22. You didn’t always think with the head above your shoulders.
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:17 PM
alright ark.. ill check it out and get back to you tomorrow with my thoughts..
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:18 PM
I can’t imagine what this chick is like to party with when she’s sober… I saw her after a Cubs game two summers ago and made the drunken mistake of saying hello (I recognized her from Howard Stern’s show). She had me cornered for a good 10 minutes and kept hugging me. Awkward!
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:19 PM
@TBL- share the stories
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:20 PM
I imagine she can’t wear skirts any shorter than the one in the picture because if it got any shorter her beef curtains would start flapping in the wind.
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:20 PM
TBL, I mean Jason, you DO matter.
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:21 PM
id rather fuck a blow-up doll…same amount of plastic, no diseases.
well, unless i became really, really cheap and bought a used blow-up doll.
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:23 PM
that was so hot, sportsgal. keep ‘em coming.
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:25 PM
if i would have to choose a favorite, it would have to be Briana Banks
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:26 PM
TBL — please share. Anyhow, your personality is all over this blog daily, with your pithy and witty words.
What time is the Gun Show?
Ha ha, unable to resist. I will also not offer commentary on sportsgal meeting Carey. I am gonna be good, because sportsgal is good peoples =)
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:26 PM
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/extramustard/04/03/hotclicks.0403/index.html
Did it come out on here that the whole Rodman thing was a April Fool’s day joke?
Mine would be Savannah Samson or Stacey Valentine.
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:29 PM
I don’t get it. I’m 25 and I think with my….OOOH!
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:32 PM
Here’s Smith explaining how he reached into Carey’s vault.
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:34 PM
I don’t think I’ll be visiting the ‘ol http://www.pornstarnetwork.com site at work. TBL – Might want to tag NSFW.
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:35 PM
Haha, +1 clown.
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:37 PM
all three of those guys got on the train that night
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:42 PM
I believe one of those Flyers is Mike Richards. I’m guessing nailing that was probably like throwing a puck into an empty net. Not for me, mind you. That’s what it would be like for average men.
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:43 PM
Re: Update: Yes
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:46 PM
How does this story compare to Lisa Lampanelli and a Chicago Bears rookie?
/blind man imitation
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:47 PM
Mike Richards, Jeff Carter and the midget Danny Briere.
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:48 PM
What up Gonzo? I am local to you — I am in the Lehigh Valley.
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:50 PM
gina lynn >>>>> mary carey
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:52 PM
savannah samson and krystal steal >>>>
i’d probably spend some time with mary carey for the story tho
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:52 PM
We already know where you are, Big Nuts
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:53 PM
yeah, I forgot about that Bug Nuts. Sup dude. Phillies on the warpath now. only down 5-1. be back later, hittin up WAWA for lunch.
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:54 PM
TBL, you should tell the stories from your wild party days at your old job, ya know, the one about gossip? You could just refer to them as “a fried of mine” stories if you don’t want them to be about you.
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:01 PM
When I think of TBL working at US Weekly I think of the show TMZ where they stand around and laugh at each other’s jokes about celebrities.
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:05 PM
TBL probably ran in the same circles as Pat O’Brien. Wild times, wild times…
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:06 PM
clown — respect.
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:19 PM
The Flyers in question are Joffrey Lupul (top), Scottie Upshall (center) and Mike Richards bottom. I need to go wash my hands now.
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:24 PM
@TBL – If I’m 22 and a pro athlete, you are right I am going to tag a porn star.
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:25 PM
ASU, i would too. But it wouldn’t be one of these old nasty washed up porn stars. it would be some young new-to-the-biz porn star.
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:29 PM
Fixed that for you. I would definitely take Gina Lynn over Mary Carey though.
I was surprised at how “not loose” the strippers I have hooked up with were, though I still showered thoroughly afterward.
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:29 PM
@Benji: It’s about keeping your “work” on the DL. Just ask Matty Leinhart.
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:34 PM
Let’s just be honest here. If any of us are presented with the opportunity to do some serious work on a well-known, and in some cases not well known, pornstars we going for it. End of discussion. This topic can not be debated.
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:35 PM
Jenna Haze >>> any pornstars listed in comments thus far
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:36 PM
yes mizerle, well done. Well done on the bracket also. sorry i didnt notice
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:37 PM
I’m friends with Jenna Haze on Myspace, I have a good feeling about it.
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:38 PM
No biggie, I couldn’t use the same username there. I looked at the brackets ahead of me and I think one of them has the same champ. matchup and winner as me so I don’t think I have a shot at winning. I will bask in the glory of being in the top 10 at least until this weekend though!
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:39 PM
@Mizerle: That girl can suck a golf ball through a straw.
If I were involved in a porn star draft the “ASU Big Board” would be:
1) Jenna Haze
2) Briana Banks
3) Stormy Daniels
4) Savanana Samson
5) Nicole Graves (total sleeper)
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:40 PM
The Pens GM sent that whore to “hang out” with the Flyers players. I imagine the gonorrhea/crabs will take its toll by game 5 of their playoff series.
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:49 PM
I would have a hard time saying no to Tera Patrick. Or Kobe Tai for that matter, who happens to live a couple blocks away from me. So you’re saying I have a chance. No, not really, but she does live by me.
April 3rd, 2008 at 3:03 PM
Nothing compares to the wild days of Bob Thorton, Dave Hoppen amd Mike Gminski simply owning the city of Philadelphia.
April 3rd, 2008 at 3:05 PM
the players look to be Joffrey Lupul, Scott Upshall, and Mike Richards.
Upshall has been stapled to the bench, so it’s good to see he’s using his hands for something.
April 3rd, 2008 at 5:01 PM
@arkbadger- the only problem as far as Tera Patrick is concerned(well, the biggest one, at least) is her thrash metal husband, Evan Seinfeld(Biohazard). The dude is fucking crazy…
April 3rd, 2008 at 7:21 PM
Dude, I’m 25 and I still think with the wrong head.