2008 Culture Bracket Championship
2008 Culture Tournament April 7th. 2008, 11:25am
Sixty-four to two. That’s where we are in the 2008 Culture Tournament. And the only two cultural pillars (enter snicker here) left standing are ESPN’s sideline siren, 8th-seeded Erin Andrews, and Tony Romo’s girlfriend, 3rd-seeded Jessica Simpson. (See the semifinal results here.) Polls are open, and will close tomorrow at 9 a.m. Vote, and then tell your friends to.
Who wins? No. 8 Erin Andrews or No. 3 Jessica Simpson?
- 8 Erin Andrews (63%, 1,793 Votes)
- 3 Jessica Simpson (37%, 1,041 Votes)
Total Voters: 2,834
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April 7th, 2008 at 11:26 AM
as Billy Packer would say…GAME OVER
Jessica Simpson looks absolutely stunning in that picture
April 7th, 2008 at 11:27 AM
Erin… and it ain’t close. At least she doesn’t make me question whether we deserve our freedom when she speaks.
April 7th, 2008 at 11:28 AM
TBL, this isn’t fair. You throw up a picture of Jessica capturing the beauty of the biscuits, and not showing that constant retarded face. The picture of EA shows her eating a sandwich. Where are the pictures of her sweet body?
April 7th, 2008 at 11:30 AM
Well, based on those two pictures, it’s like KU v UNC from the first half Saturday night.
April 7th, 2008 at 11:30 AM
The Jessica Simpson picture is blocked by WebSense (thanks corporate America), but judging by irish’s reaction, and the EA picture I can see, I think I know who TBL wants to win.
April 7th, 2008 at 11:30 AM
That’s the picture you chose for EA? That’s bullshit TBL.
@August West: +1
April 7th, 2008 at 11:32 AM
@ST Bear- the puppies are well displayed in Jessica’s picture. tony romo cant win playoff games, but he sure knows his biscuits
April 7th, 2008 at 11:32 AM
You have to look at these things objectively. Imagine they were both movie “stars”/singers. Jessica wins. Imagine if Jessica was a sideline reporter…the Internet would literally explode.
April 7th, 2008 at 11:34 AM
We’re going to need an incredible redesign of this whole process.
April 7th, 2008 at 11:34 AM
Nice Simpson photo. Swung my vote
April 7th, 2008 at 11:35 AM
Next Year:
Have a Culture Bracket and a separate Hot Chicks Bracket. Clearly, the readers have shown that hot women will beat all comers, so why not just give the ladies their own contest?
April 7th, 2008 at 11:35 AM
jessica simpson vs. Erin Andrews
April 7th, 2008 at 11:35 AM
Because objectivity is exactly what we blog commenters specialize in.
April 7th, 2008 at 11:36 AM
I loathe Jessica Simpson
April 7th, 2008 at 11:36 AM
@benji- what is wrong with EA’s arm in that picture? thats not her
April 7th, 2008 at 11:38 AM
Benji that is Ines Sainz
April 7th, 2008 at 11:38 AM
+10 YYSA if you can tell that by her ass
April 7th, 2008 at 11:39 AM
Erin Andrews: Hot chick, well-grounded, get you into sporting events, can’t hear the wind blow between her ears.
Jessica Simpson: Hot chick, not well-grounded, get you into Ashlee’s concerts, can hear the wind blow between her ears.
Erin Andrews in a landslide.
April 7th, 2008 at 11:40 AM
Go Erin. Go Erin. It’s your birthday. Get Stupid.
April 7th, 2008 at 11:40 AM
I’m still with EA if it means she can handle the whole hogey.
April 7th, 2008 at 11:40 AM
With a pic like that…clear eyes and full chests cant lose!
April 7th, 2008 at 11:40 AM
The Big Lead’s First Annual Biscuits Bracket: By And For The Commenters
April 7th, 2008 at 11:40 AM
yea it is not EA, it is ines sainz
she does football(soccer) games in latin america or some shit.
April 7th, 2008 at 11:40 AM
Oh yea EA. All of it. Yes…. Seriously biased pictures though. Those ta-tas almost made me switch but I remembered she has the IQ of a freedome fry.
April 7th, 2008 at 11:40 AM
@benji, that ass is too be EA.
April 7th, 2008 at 11:41 AM
That should read “that ass is too big to be EA.”
April 7th, 2008 at 11:41 AM
PS: I detest the Simpson girls and Tony Romo
April 7th, 2008 at 11:42 AM
are we picking by looks here fellas? almost 140 think EA is hotter than Jessica, wow
April 7th, 2008 at 11:45 AM
When I logged in, the count was 158-92, Erin. Since Jessica can’t (A) tell us what that differential is, or (B) count that high, she has no shot.
April 7th, 2008 at 11:45 AM
I actually didn’t think it was her either. I’m pulling for EA to win. If i had to link to a slightly hotter ass, so be it. Is that the girl that proposed to loser Tom Brady? I didn’t have time to find a perfect picture of EA, so i figured that one would do. You guys have seen better pics than the above picture, just remember that when voting.
April 7th, 2008 at 11:45 AM
That picture of Jessica makes it nearly impossible to vote against her. That said, I still did it.
April 7th, 2008 at 11:46 AM
I’m not the fan that others are, but I did like the pictures TBL posted of Jessica last week much, much better (here and here).
Nevertheless, I fall squarely in the EA camp.
April 7th, 2008 at 11:46 AM
chicks eating garbage and not caring turns me on something fierce…EA by default.
April 7th, 2008 at 11:47 AM
Spanish Sideline Reporters>Erin Andrews
April 7th, 2008 at 11:48 AM
I like boobs almost as much as Irish, but I’ve listened to Jessica speak at length and I didn’t have the heart to vote for her. Nice rack though.
April 7th, 2008 at 11:48 AM
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April 7th, 2008 at 11:50 AM
Goddamn Websense. I hate the world.
April 7th, 2008 at 11:51 AM
What the hell is Websense.
April 7th, 2008 at 11:54 AM
WebSense prevents me from looking at half the pictures and links from this site at work.
April 7th, 2008 at 11:54 AM
its an internet filter, apparently jack is trying to access some pics that are deemed too risky for the office place
April 7th, 2008 at 11:54 AM
Voted for EA, just like I have in every round.
April 7th, 2008 at 11:55 AM
True story: Websense blocked the picture of EA for me, but Jessica is completely visible in all her glory.
April 7th, 2008 at 11:56 AM
I’m sure you’re blocked from proxify.com, but it’s worth checking out to see if you’re not.
April 7th, 2008 at 12:02 PM
TBL,
Dude! those pics arent even fair. That is hottest photo of Jessica I’ve ever seen, who cares that her brain is smaller than a dinosaurs, awesome picture!…..and then you have EA eating a sandwich?
April 7th, 2008 at 12:04 PM
TBL – Any chance you can work EA’s impending victory into an interview?
April 7th, 2008 at 12:11 PM
Reading TBL’s pure joy as UNC was being embarrassed confirmed to me his bias against them all year.
That picture of EA is definitely trying to rig the voting.
April 7th, 2008 at 12:25 PM
I went with Jessica because “god damn look at those titties!”.
April 7th, 2008 at 1:08 PM
With that picture, how can you not vote for Jessica Simpson?
April 7th, 2008 at 2:58 PM
i should of known there were almost 1,000 schmucks on this site
April 7th, 2008 at 4:39 PM
Jessica will need to channel UNC’s rally from Saturday night to have a chance here
4:39 pm – Billy Packer just called this one “over”
Because I knew you freaks would vote Andrews
April 7th, 2008 at 5:10 PM
I think it was TBL who correctly stated a few weeks back that EA is “office hot”….like the girl you work with who starts looking better because you get to know her….EA is Office hot. Jessica is simply just a smokin’ babe.
Any guy who would climb into the sack with EA over Jessica is a guy I just don’t understand……..if you wanted to talk hoops after/in between “relations” than I understand you picking EA….otherwise, WTF?
April 7th, 2008 at 7:14 PM
Are we serious? How is Erin Andrews winning anything…