White Sox 13, Tigers 2: In front of a worldwide ESPN 2 audience, Justin Verlander and the Tigers took a serious beating at the hands of the White Sox and Senor Loco. Three off-season acquisitions (Swisher, Cabrera, Quentin) combined for nine RBI and helped chase Justin Verlander in the 6th. The Tigers are 0-6 and can only hope at this point, to do what Cincinnati did in 1995: start off the season 0-6 and win the division.

Braves 3, Mets 1: John Smoltz gave up two hits and blanked New York through five innings. Mark Teixeira hit a 2-run bomb, helping the Braves best Johan Santana’s solid 7-inning performance. The Braves finished with a 2-game “sweep” thanks to a rain shortened series.

Yankees 2, Rays 0: Chien-Meng Wang struck out six in six innings and moved to 2-0 on the season. Hideki Matsui had three hits, including a 2-run homer and the Yanks saved face in another tough series with Tampa Bay.

Diamondbacks 5, Rockies 2: Mark Reynolds had 3 RBI and Stephen Drew hit the game-winning homer in the 10th inning at Colorado. Quick: Name as many sports personnel with the last name Drew: Stephen … J.D. … Bryce… Homer… Nancy… DAMNIT — mystery solving isn’t a sport.

Blue Jays 7, Red Sox 4: Roy Halladay went eight innings and struck out six, while ace counterpart Josh Beckett gave up five runs and walked four in 4 2/3 innings. Toronto completed a 3-game sweep of Boston thanks to a grand slam by Frank Thomas. The Sox are in last place for the first time since April of ‘05. OH MY GAWD!

Sunday Scores [FoxSports]