Heroin and NASCAR: Maybe This Sport is Cool?
Drugs, NASCAR April 9th. 2008, 11:57am
Perhaps we haven’t given NASCAR enough of a chance. The constant left turns get somewhat annoying, and despite plenty of eye candy on the announcing side, let’s face it – Dale Earnhardt’s dalliance with Marissa Miller might as well have happened in the Mesozoic era. But wait! A NASCAR-driving heroin junkie?
On July 7, 2007, Fike and fiancée Cassandra Davidson were arrested in the parking lot of Kings Island amusement park outside of Cincinnati. Security guards knocked on the window of Fike’s Toyota SUV after realizing that a black sheet was preventing anyone from seeing into the back seat. At first the couple attempted to flee, but a search of the vehicle turned up a haul of drug paraphernalia, including a 100-count box of syringes, bloody napkins and black tar heroin.
What is unclear, and we’d love to have cleared up: Did these two attempt to flee on foot, like that Cleveland Browns player, or by car? Because it makes sense for a guy who drives for a living to be able to shake some Cincinnati rent-a-cops. Either way, athletes and drugs are a spectacular way to catapult your sport into relevance (at least on this blog).
Former truck racer Fike admits using heroin on race days (ESPN)
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April 9th, 2008 at 12:01 PM
If he was on heroin at the time, he probably fled th scene on Lloyd Christmas’s hog.
April 9th, 2008 at 12:02 PM
Fike’s friend: “Hey what are you doing this weekend Fike?”
Fike: “Oh you know, going to King’s Island with the fiancee, booting some black tar heroin. We are leaving the kids at home so it should be a fun time.”
April 9th, 2008 at 12:02 PM
I think of Requiem for a Dream, and there’s no way I can see any of those characters driving that fast during any binge. This guy Fike is a freak.
April 9th, 2008 at 12:03 PM
Black tar opium is fun.
April 9th, 2008 at 12:04 PM
Why are we getting racist towards the drugs, man? I’m sure you can just call it tar heroin.
April 9th, 2008 at 12:08 PM
I think of Requiem for a Dream, and there’s no way I can see any of those characters driving that fast during any binge.
Kyle Petty must have been using the stuff for years.
April 9th, 2008 at 12:08 PM
I always took Nascar drivers and fans more as meth aficionados.
April 9th, 2008 at 12:09 PM
insert joke about track marks here
April 9th, 2008 at 12:10 PM
So the “STP” actually stands for Stone Temple Pilots?
April 9th, 2008 at 12:11 PM
Heroin scares the shit out of me.
April 9th, 2008 at 12:12 PM
Fike? Does this guy have a first name? Is this a nick name? Cuz if it is, it doesn’t suprise me he’s doing heroin? Is it a combo of fag and dike?
April 9th, 2008 at 12:13 PM
heroin is nasty
April 9th, 2008 at 12:14 PM
If by “nasty”, you mean “a supremely refreshing treat”, then I totally agree.
April 9th, 2008 at 12:14 PM
Heroin jokes, always comedy gold…
April 9th, 2008 at 12:16 PM
Cocaine is a much more fun drug.
(a friend told me)
April 9th, 2008 at 12:18 PM
if by ’supremely refreshing treat’ you mean sleeping for 18 hours and waking up in a cold sweat in the fetal position with sores all over your arms, sick to your stomach and the only thing you want is more junk…then yes, herion is refreshing.
April 9th, 2008 at 12:18 PM
and yes, coke is more fun…
April 9th, 2008 at 12:22 PM
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April 9th, 2008 at 12:22 PM
Exactly, Spence. It’s like a cool, summer breeze. Only thing better is waking up behind an Ace Hardware dumpster, face covered in paint. Now THAT is refreshing…
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/tribettmug1.html
April 9th, 2008 at 12:25 PM
If Fike was true to his southern NASCAR roots, then he would have been busted with moonshine.
April 9th, 2008 at 12:25 PM
Ha ha! Heroin users are cool!
April 9th, 2008 at 12:26 PM
I have never known of or seen anyone on or near heroin in my entire life. People talk about it, but I have to think the actual amount of people who have used it is near nothing.
April 9th, 2008 at 12:29 PM
I’ve always wanted to try hardcore drugs after that one episode of Always Sunny when dennis and dee get hooked on junk. Comedy gold.
April 9th, 2008 at 12:30 PM
Magglio – I wish that were the case, but heroin is spreading through our communities like wildfire. Easily three-quarters of the losers my wife represents (criminal defense) are on this shit and it’s all over even the more affluent school districts in my area.
April 9th, 2008 at 12:31 PM
I swear to God TBL, if one little kid ends up on heroin, liking NASCAR, or both, because of this post, it’s on your head.
April 9th, 2008 at 12:32 PM
dangers of herion = dangers of NASCAR
Pure comedic gold, Ben.
April 9th, 2008 at 12:32 PM
I thought Meth was the wildfire drug
April 9th, 2008 at 12:34 PM
27 posts and not a single reference to Naked Gun? Not even worth it now…
Looks like Fike picked the wrong week to not quit doing heroin.
April 9th, 2008 at 12:34 PM
i had a family friend OD from herion 6 years ago and a few of my old friends were addicts. it’s not fun, it’s not cute, it’s the most disturbing thing i’ve seen.
i had 2 of my guitars stolen by someone i considered a close friend, and only managed to get them back by promising to do a delivery for the pawn shop owner. he was desperate because his parents and aunt cut him off and he didn’t have a place to stay, so i let him crash at my place for a couple days.
ugh…fuck that shit completely.
youd be surprised how many people still use it, but it’s being replaced by oxy and colodopin and the stronger, more available RX drugs.
April 9th, 2008 at 12:35 PM
Maggs, there was a baseball prospect in my parents city a couple years back that was sold heroin to an undercover cop. He had lots of it and the dumbass wore his letterman jacket with his name on it to the deal. He had never been in trouble once in his life and pretty much fucked all scholarship chances. My point is, it is becoming much more common these days all over the place.
April 9th, 2008 at 12:35 PM
@YYSA: in PHX, yeah. Did you hear that they’re running a meth documentary on ALL of the local channels at the same time to alert people to it’s prevalence. I plan on using that time to cooking up a new batch to sell to all the new rebels who finally learn how wicked cool it is.
April 9th, 2008 at 12:35 PM
Nothing like a good huff of paint to really get your day started.
April 9th, 2008 at 12:36 PM
Trainspotting was a good movie
heroin = very bad for you
milk = does a body good
April 9th, 2008 at 12:38 PM
drugs are bad, but only the ones with needles.
April 9th, 2008 at 12:39 PM
Jessica Alba’s milk = does my body good
April 9th, 2008 at 12:40 PM
seriously…weed is FUCKING GREAT. i love mushrooms too, only once every 6 mos or so.
April 9th, 2008 at 12:42 PM
Hef, that episode is awesome. i love how pretty much any situation relates to Sunny in some way.
April 9th, 2008 at 12:42 PM
Shrooms fucked with me too many times, went through what I like to call “life” and it wasn’t a pleasant experience.
April 9th, 2008 at 12:42 PM
The quote from the Dad in Knocked Up sums it up pretty well.
“What did I tell you about drugs? No pills, no powders, but if it grows in the ground, it’s probably ok.”
April 9th, 2008 at 12:46 PM
yea, theyll fuck with you sometimes. i remember eating some in a hotel room in Wisconsin after a Phish show and flippin out. some dude’s room who we were chillin in had bought a nasty porn from the 80’s and it just fucked with me something fierce. i couldnt look at a bush for at least a year without thinking about that night.
April 9th, 2008 at 1:01 PM
Do you guys sell black tar heroin?
/Clerks
April 9th, 2008 at 1:22 PM
Nomo – that’s from Airplane, not Naked Gun.
On a serious note, my girlfriend’s brother died from a heroin addiction while in college (before I met her). It’s kind of eerie seeing the pictures in her parents house of this “normal” kid and realizing the void it’s left in their family.
April 9th, 2008 at 1:58 PM
this admitted doing heroin on raceday. what an idiot.
April 9th, 2008 at 2:15 PM
Roethlis – I know. I prefaced the Airplace quote with throwing out a Naked Gun quote not being worth mentioning. The ol’ misdirection, switcharooski. And Heroin wasn’t mentioned in Airplane, IIRC.
April 9th, 2008 at 3:37 PM
Right on with Trainspotting. If ever that and Sid and Nancy wouldn’t be enough to sway you off that crap, then you are craaazzy…