A Short Bleeping MMA Post
MMA, UFC April 10th. 2008, 2:49pm
Last night was the second episode of The Ultimate Fighter 7: Team Rampage vs. Team Forrest. Just like last week it consisted of 8 fights (5 complete/3 highlight) and plenty of interjections from the title characters. (And Dana Bleeping White)
The highlight of last night’s show was a vicious knockout by Matthew Riddler. His opponent, Dan Simmler, took it on the chin and took a long time to get up. Simmler was left moaning and unresponsive before being carted to the hospital. Simmler awoke from the KO not knowing where he was.
Also of note was Steve Mazagatti’s unique way of announcing winners: “Moving into the house with a rear-naked choke…” Personally, I think that premise sounds much better than that of the new Flava Flav show.
Next week Forrest and Rampage will choose teams. They will get to choose between:
Matt Brown
Paul Bradley
Daniel Cramer
Tim Credeur
Mike Dolce
CB Dollaway
Gerald Harris
Nick Klein
Jeremy May
Matthew Riddler
Dante Rivera
Amir Sadollah
Brandon Sene
Jesse Taylor
Cale Yarbrough
Luke Zachrich
I’m randomly calling a Cale Yarbrough vs Amir Sadollah final. When they are both eliminated by the end of the month, kindly forget the link to this post. Thanks.
MMAinstream Acceptance: Saturday mixed martial arts is going to be on network television. Sure it’s only a show about MMA and not an actual fight card, but still.
Oh yeah – Only heavy drinkers/insomniacs will be seeing it though – “Srikeforce on NBC” is debuting at 2am. A coveted time slot usually reserved for The Magic Bullet infomercial.
11 Responses to “A Short Bleeping MMA Post”
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April 10th, 2008 at 2:50 PM
The fuck you doing posting this when you could be updating the live blog live blog?
April 10th, 2008 at 3:00 PM
What’s wrong with the Magic Bullet?
April 10th, 2008 at 3:03 PM
I’m multitasking
/the Magic Bullet is one of the greatest infomercials ever conceived.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:05 PM
ummmm….different magic bullet guinnessgirl. Although one might be used after the other.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:09 PM
Who the hell would watch it at 2:00 A.M?!!!
/Has seen Poker after Dark
April 10th, 2008 at 3:25 PM
Not that it’s already old or anything, but is every TUF post gonna have “bleeping” in the title?
April 10th, 2008 at 3:49 PM
I’m still trying to figure out why every TUF season consists of the house being wrecked
April 10th, 2008 at 3:53 PM
It was the baddest ass knockout…dude was trying to figure out where he was.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:57 PM
I have not watched this yet, went to Ranger game last night, but a guy in my office says the KO was sick. Will watch it tonight at 11:00
April 10th, 2008 at 5:28 PM
This house, however, looks like it as a foyer. Probably more stuff is dropped from the second floor than thrown against any wall this season.
April 11th, 2008 at 10:16 AM
Dan Simmler is another perfect example of how Matt Serra fighters are pussies, and howe GSP is going to knock the fuck outta him…Simmler was moaning like a bitch becasue he got popped, in all my years watching MMA I have never seen a professional fighter crying like that after a knock out, and even though it was a great knockout Riddle does not have th epower of someone like Rampage or Liddell…Matt Serra and his team suck