The Big Lead’s Commenter NFL Draft
2008 NFL Draft Bonanza April 14th. 2008, 7:00pm
It will probably fail horribly, but it’s worth a shot: We’re going to have you, the commenter, conduct the first round of the NFL draft. Here’s how it’ll work (in a perfect world) – after reading this post, you will email us (thebiglead@gmail.com) what team you want to draft for. Your email might look like this:
Subject: NFL draft
Body: I want to pick for Tampa Bay. My commenter name is IpeeFreely.
It’s first come, first serve. Around mid-day tomorrow, we’ll mention what teams are left and who is picking for what team. Once every team is accounted for, we’ll post the list. Everyone on that list will email us a one-sentence reason as to why you are picking the player you selected. All of these will be due Friday.
Starting Monday, the plan is to reveal 5-6 picks a day. It might be fun, as long as nobody screws us. If you say you want to pick for the Bears and then never wind up emailing us your selection, we’ll probably make you feel bad about it for a few minutes. Maybe longer.
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April 14th, 2008 at 7:09 PM
sent.
April 14th, 2008 at 7:10 PM
Steelers here I come baby.
April 14th, 2008 at 7:10 PM
With the ninth pick in the 2008 NFL Draft the Cincinnati Bengals select WR Jeff Query
April 14th, 2008 at 7:12 PM
I sent my email 10 minutes ago, blazers.
I really hope I beat you.
April 14th, 2008 at 7:14 PM
I call shenanigans on Bruce Wayne. Never seen that commenter name before.
/sorry, Bruce
April 14th, 2008 at 7:20 PM
I am in but will be an alternate for any team you need. I can go read the Football outsiders and prepare
April 14th, 2008 at 7:23 PM
Roman will shit a brick if he doesn’t get to be the Giants.
This will be awesome.
April 14th, 2008 at 7:24 PM
I am hoping to get the Cardinals so I can totally tank it.
April 14th, 2008 at 7:26 PM
Nick, Im sure you beat me. Pisses me off.
are you in cincy, or dayton?
April 14th, 2008 at 7:30 PM
Not only will I be wasting my time in front of the television all day come draft day, but I’ll be on my laptop also. Did I mention how much I hate how the first two rounds are 10 and 7 minutes respectively, while the round 3-7 are only 5 minutes. Now I have to watch the draft sober at 3 p.m.; instead of hungover and still drunk at noon.
Rachel Nichols > Erin Andrews
April 14th, 2008 at 7:34 PM
TBL, how will we know which players are already selected? Also, are there going to be no trades allowed?
April 14th, 2008 at 7:40 PM
St. Bear raises a legitimate question about who’s already selected.
Also, we are supposed to be taking these picks seriously, yes?
April 14th, 2008 at 7:45 PM
Bruce did you take the Giants or the Jets?
Bastard!
April 14th, 2008 at 7:47 PM
Nick…My desire to pick for the New York Football Giants, while great, does not supersede the fact that I am still dancing in World Championship glory…does that make sense…it doesn’t have to I am beautiful damn it.
April 14th, 2008 at 7:47 PM
Well it is either me or Matt Millen… I am going to go with me.
April 14th, 2008 at 7:56 PM
If anyone’s around … update.
1 Miami Dolphins
2 St. Louis Rams
3 Atlanta Falcons – Taken by Atlanta Sports Fan
4 Oakland Raiders xxx
5 Kansas City Chiefs xxxx
6 New York Jets – Taken by Bruce Wayne
7 New England Patriots* – Taken by Bottomless Chips
8 Baltimore Ravens xxxx
9 Cincinnati Bengals – Taken by Papageorgia
10 New Orleans Saints – Taken by HunchPunch
11 Buffalo Bills xx
12 Denver Broncos xxx
13 Carolina Panthers xxx
14 Chicago Bears xxxx
15 Detroit Lions – Taken by Magglio Merkin
16 Arizona Cardinals xx
17 Minnesota Vikings – Taken by Mozatta
18 Houston Texans – Taken by Moneymike
19 Philadelphia Eagles ?
20 Tampa Bay Buccaneers ?
21 Washington Redskins ?
22 Dallas Cowboys* (from Browns) – Taken by Shrutebag
23 Pittsburgh Steelers – taken by E C
24 Tennessee Titans ?
25 Seattle Seahawks – Taken by jmorris
26 Jacksonville Jaguars ?
27 San Diego Chargers – Taken by CousinsofRonMexico
28 Dallas Cowboys – Taken by Shrutebag
29 San Francisco 49ers* (from Colts) – Taken by jking13
30 Green Bay Packers – Taken by OhJay
31 New York Giants – Taken by TedKirwin
April 14th, 2008 at 7:59 PM
sweeeeeet
April 14th, 2008 at 8:00 PM
damn you jmorris!
April 14th, 2008 at 8:01 PM
what do all those xxx stand for?
April 14th, 2008 at 8:03 PM
I don’t know how this thing is going to work and I am not very wise on my college football talent, but I have a feeling I will be happier with my fake pick than I will be with our real pick.
April 14th, 2008 at 8:04 PM
I doubt I can do better than Ozzie Newsome, but I’m gonna try…I have a better chance of landing Maria Sharapova.
April 14th, 2008 at 8:05 PM
I can’t get to my e-mail from work (work firewall), and I’ll be here another 3-4 more hours so I can’t really e-mail, so I’ll just have to say this in the comments. I’d like to draft for the Broncos even with this breech in etiquette
April 14th, 2008 at 8:05 PM
Well Magglio, it’s absolutely impossible for you to get fired by the Lions no matter what you’re pit is, so I wouldn’t worry.
April 14th, 2008 at 8:06 PM
pick is*
Fuck, it’s not like I’m the Sports Editor of my school newspaper and can spell. That gives us a good rep, doesn’t it?
April 14th, 2008 at 8:06 PM
Oh come on! Who the hell else is a Saints fan?
April 14th, 2008 at 8:06 PM
So I treat it like a Fantasy Draft, at 31 I can assume the top 20 as rated by various places are gone and I send you my top ten -twelve with the reason the Giants will take them at 31?
April 14th, 2008 at 8:18 PM
sent…OAK OR PHILLY? DO IT!!
seriously, how dare you do something like this while i was at the driving range.
April 14th, 2008 at 8:19 PM
Wait, theres another Vikings fan?
April 14th, 2008 at 8:29 PM
I’m surprised there was even one Lions fan. Merk, I think Millen would be wise to consult with you before he makes his selection. I’m sure the player you chose will still be around and turn out to be a better pro, but Millen will draft . This is of course will be after he trades Pizza Boy Roy.
April 14th, 2008 at 8:35 PM
I think it is funny that we gave away our best player to the Browns. I was at that Denver game last year and I can safely say that Shaun Rogers is the best interior D lineman in the game. Our team will take a HUGE step back next year. There is no way we are better than we were a year ago. We have small quick line backers that will now get chipped by lineman because they wont have to double anyone inside. We HAD a decent looking offense for the first time this millenia and we used the coach as a scape goat for whatever reason and ran him out of town. I hate to love the Lions, I really do.
April 14th, 2008 at 8:36 PM
Pardon the bad manners, too, as I am away from e-mail. As an Eagles season ticket holder, I would like to pick for them on the grounds that I can pick a bust, chump or jagoff in the 1st round just as well as that fat f*ck Andy Reid can.
April 14th, 2008 at 8:45 PM
@tribalsportsaffliction and any man who likes snatch
Gottliebs wifes bush > Rachel Nichols and Erin Andrews bald beavers
April 14th, 2008 at 8:49 PM
I’m thinking one of us should change his name to “one trick pony.” Not it!
April 14th, 2008 at 8:50 PM
Yeah…the Bush thing is getting old…Ted Kerwin…we need help in the secondary…no that this shit counts…but a safety or LB is the route I would take.
April 14th, 2008 at 8:51 PM
1999 Donovon McNabb – still good
2000 Corey Simon – had a good 5 years
2002 Lito Sheppard – had a good 5 years
2004 Shaun Andrews – very good tackle
You may look at the Freddie Mitchells and Bunkleys and McDougals and say they were shitty, and you are right. But he made some quality picks with the 4 I mentioned. None of them will be in the Hall of Fame, but McNabb is still a very good quarterback and Andrews looks to be one of the better tackles in the league. Don’t forget that the signing of John Runyan is the best signing he ever made as he helped solidify the O-Line. And to resort to calling him fat, that’s real intelligent. Typical.
April 14th, 2008 at 8:52 PM
With the First Pick the Miami Dolphins pick..a Glazed Donut…Fatcells is hungry..he will not pay the donut as much as JaMarcus Russell
April 14th, 2008 at 8:53 PM
He is fat though, right gonzo? And fat people are inferior…
April 14th, 2008 at 8:54 PM
Hef, there are many great Fat people…William Howard Taft comes to mind.
April 14th, 2008 at 8:57 PM
Hef, you A-hole lol.
Roman, don’t forget Captain Lou Albano.
April 14th, 2008 at 8:58 PM
William Howard Taft was the only man who served in all three branches of our great American government. And he was fat. Guess which one he is know for?
April 14th, 2008 at 9:12 PM
@Hef: Didn’t Taft get stuck in a bathtub in the Whitehouse?
April 14th, 2008 at 9:14 PM
fine, last bush reference of the night…has anyone else ever thought if Rachel Nichols bush matches the head hair?
April 14th, 2008 at 9:18 PM
I love the name, but seriously, fuck Doug Gottlieb.
April 14th, 2008 at 9:19 PM
That’s what I’m talking about, can you say fire crotch?
April 14th, 2008 at 9:20 PM
Someone tell me who is Doug GOttleib and show me if his wife is really hot. I don’t get the name.
April 14th, 2008 at 9:20 PM
you don’t like Gottlieb? I actually like his show quite a bit. But I also like Cowherds show so I am probably in the minority here. I just like them cause they seem to just speak there mind and not beat around the bush.
April 14th, 2008 at 9:24 PM
Gonzo, you know who Gottleib is – the ESPN college basketball announcer. His wife is not hot.
April 14th, 2008 at 9:25 PM
How can those two hacks be the man, when Scott Ferrall is the man.
April 14th, 2008 at 9:25 PM
Gottliebs wife top picture. Pretty good looking. Motherly, wholesome,
http://www.branchwest.com/fam_doug.html
April 14th, 2008 at 9:27 PM
@Mike
His credit card is! Zing!
April 14th, 2008 at 9:27 PM
@nick: yes, and he was also chief justice of the supreme court. What a fatso.
April 14th, 2008 at 9:34 PM
doin taxes is fun. pause. NOT.
April 14th, 2008 at 9:37 PM
OK, so she looks like a housewife. I don’t watch college B-Ball, so I had no idea who Gottleib was.
April 14th, 2008 at 9:38 PM
Mickie James is the new WWE Women’s Champ. It’s a good day.
April 14th, 2008 at 9:47 PM
I don’t mind Gottlieb, but ESPN is so cheesy these days. It’s all scores, highlights, and one-liners. I know the one-liners on SportsCenter is their calling card, but it’s annoying. I miss the days of Olbermann, Kilborn, Patrick and Steiner. I only watch ESPNews and Baseball Tonight now.
April 14th, 2008 at 9:50 PM
how the hell can you watch baseball tonight? id rather watch around the horn than what the, once proud show, has become.
seriously, the fall of baseball tonight is akin to the fall of rome.
April 14th, 2008 at 9:56 PM
spencer, if you live out of your favorite team’s region, Baseball Tonight is usually the best way to get highlights of that night’s game.
April 14th, 2008 at 9:57 PM
Should we Cleveland fans wrassle each other for the right to draft in case we trade DA?
@spence – howabout that pitch to punch out ManRam? A thing of beauty.
STO > ESPN
April 14th, 2008 at 10:00 PM
@spence – Dude, seriously TBL should have consulted you before setting up this whole Commenter NFL Draft Preview. Then again, you should give up perfecting your tee-shot, when your puting that you need to work on.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:01 PM
I’ll start watching Baseball Tonight as soon as they right the wrong of having that fat waste of life fuck Chris Berman swallow a knife, and bring back Karl Ravech.
I decided after the first 15minutes of Baseball Tonight last night, I can’t watch anything Berman hosts ever again. My hatred is outrageous.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:03 PM
And did anybody else think Wade Boggs seemed like a douchebag? Trying to say his .139 batting average wasn’t as bad as it seemed, and him actually being serious elevated him to dbag status.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:05 PM
St. Bear…touche. i dont have that problem. typical spencer, only thinking about himself. still ERIC FUCKING YOUNG?!?!?!?!
nomo…no rasslin’. you can have it. im trying to get dibs on Oak and Philly.
tribal…no shit, tho my driving sucks. i worked on my putting a little bit, the greens here still suck tho, so it’s like putting on carpet.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:06 PM
HOLY CRAP!!!! IRS is nice to me this year…fo sho.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:08 PM
I am not looking forward to the day I have to file taxes. Only a couple years away. Shit.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:09 PM
does anyone else foresee an audit in spencer’s future?
April 14th, 2008 at 10:10 PM
dont even start with that…
April 14th, 2008 at 10:10 PM
I’m taking the Bears if no one has them yet, just throwing it out there. Email has been sent.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:13 PM
bears need o-line bad…get andre woodson in the 4th round, youll be golden.
speaking of the draft, can someone please tell me why chad henne is a top QB prospect? when has he played well in a big game other than the Florida game? hes got a gun, but no accuracy, no pocket presence, yea he’s tough, but by staying in he fucked UM up against OSU last year. fuck chad henne and whoever drafts him.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:13 PM
Eh, I’ve already gotten and spent my refund…now I’m just waiting for the $600 “screw over my generation’s future to get votes today” check. Somehow I had to pay the great state of NC some money, that pissed me off almost as much as my $1 refund check from 2 years ago.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:14 PM
Well, Gonzo, maybe I should have said that I can trade my first round draft pick to the Cowboys as well as the FF can.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:14 PM
@ZBuckner – Just get married, and have your wife do them for you. That way you can a joint return, but she’ll soon realize you make very little money and spend it all gambling.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:15 PM
Henne went to high school right around where I’m in college now, apparently he was quite the assclown. Hell of an athlete in all sport, but an ass all the same.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:15 PM
that’s great. it probably cost them more to print and ship the check than it was worth. good ol’ government.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:16 PM
If I could get a tackle in the first round and get Flacco in the 2nd I would be very happy. I’m not a big fan of Woodson.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:18 PM
@tribal – I agree with everything, except I don’t want to make the mistake of my former roommate, who’s getting married…at 21…to a fat ugly bitch who could be confused for a humpback whale. That alone was sobering enough to keep me from getting married for a long time. That, and my 44-year old friend from work saying if I get married before 31, he’ll beat me with a bat. He loves his wife.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:19 PM
chris williams should be available, he’s probably the best LT prospect in the draft…awesome footwork. cross your fingers, maybe clady will be there.
i like woodson just because he can make every throw in the book, and has against top flight competition. if he can get his throws off against florida, LSU and the rest of those SEC grunts, he can learn. flacco is pretty legit too. he reminds me of DA, from the limited stuff ive seen.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:20 PM
I’ve got the Ravens taking Flacco, you stay away from him, woman.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:21 PM
I already have the Bears.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:24 PM
i couldnt imagine getting married right now at 23.
fuckin rat birds…i hope they get stuck with henne.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:26 PM
USAToday.com has a pretty slick flash-driven NFL Draft tool. It’s currently on the front of the sports page.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:27 PM
Ozzie Newsome is too smart to take Henne. Know what’s sad, I feel like that App. St. loss completely overshadowed Henne’s and Hart’s careers at UM. That blows.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:28 PM
overshadowed their careers? so people wont remember them for going 0-4 against OSU?
April 14th, 2008 at 10:29 PM
Fucking Purdue.
Matt Painter is a pedophile.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:30 PM
Well that too, Spence. I just thought that went without saying. But at least “The University of Ohio State” has Terelle Pryor now! That’s no consolation at all whatsoever.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:32 PM
Spencer,
eat turd.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:33 PM
haha, i know. i dont like rubbing it in UM fans faces, but i just couldnt resist right there.
joe borowski is fucking terrible. get rid of that asshole right now.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:33 PM
sorry Mags…i was trying hard not to be a dick.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:36 PM
JOE BOROWSKI ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
die, just die. just fucking eat shit and die. you flaming piece of shit asshole.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:36 PM
83 mph fastball right in the meat against man ram…what an asshole.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:36 PM
spence
Jake Long will be the best LT in the draft
oh and we all know about the unmentionable game and the 0-4. I hope you enjoy your time in the sun, as we all know, the tables shall turn.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:38 PM
Jake’s a good one, I’ll give you that. If memory serves, he only allowed one sack all year…
I think it was to that fuck beast Gholston.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:38 PM
Jake Long will be the best overall tackle in the draft, but at RT. i cant hate on jake long one bit, he was the one guy i always hated seeing just because you knew he was such a beast.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:39 PM
Maggs I’m not feeling real good about the tables turning anytime soon.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:39 PM
Spence, it sounds like the damn game is being played in Boston. Joe Borsuckski is unfuckinbelievable.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:40 PM
then there was this little incident 2 years ago
April 14th, 2008 at 10:40 PM
Wow. How does Borowski still have a job? That’s just baffling.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:40 PM
Correct, Nick. Gholston had the one sack.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:41 PM
spencer, WTF is with borowski? you think betancourt will/should get the job?
April 14th, 2008 at 10:42 PM
nomo: I knew he did. Just wanted to be a bit coy and rub it in with Maggs.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:43 PM
benji…betancourt cant get it either, his fastball is a nice change of pace, but it’s still on a straight line. i wouldnt give it to perez either…damnit. betancourt it is.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:44 PM
Coy is good. Rubbing it in is even better. As long as Gholston doesn’t end up a Patriot or Bengal, I’ll be happy to root for him come the fall.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:44 PM
they’ll have to make a move if they want to really compete. i thought Gagne was terrible, but at least he can throw over 85.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:45 PM
Wonder if that Ortiz single would have fallen, had the Yankees not dug up that tattered jersey earlier today? Looks like that guys plan was to have them dig up Ortiz’ jersey before the new stadium was built so it wouldn’t actually be a curse; instead, of an old wives tale.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:45 PM
I think the Tribe should give Fausto a shot at being our closer? What? Oh…
April 14th, 2008 at 10:46 PM
i can say with some certainty, nobody that isnt a sox or yanks gives a smoldering shit about that retarded jersey.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:47 PM
aight ladies, it’s been real. taxes are filed and i cant stand looking at papelboner anymore.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:50 PM
I’m neither a Sox or Yanks fan, I just think its humorous. I mean I’m sure with all these new stadiums being built these days, there are other jerseys buried in other places as well. I just hope someone buries I Tom Glavine jersey at the new Citi Field. I can’t decide whether should be a Braves or Mets one.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:51 PM
as someone with an engineering degree, i can say, structurally, jerseys buried in the foundation is never safe
April 14th, 2008 at 10:53 PM
tribal, you really think there is other jerseys buried in other stadiums? there better not be a fucking cubs jersey buried in Miller Park. If there is, maybe thats why the crane fell and those iron workers died.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:55 PM
rebar > sox jerseys? Huh… who knew? Kinda makes me question my decision to use my old whitey tighteys and silly string for my house addition’s foundation.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:56 PM
Benji- That’s just wrong. And no, I don’t actually think that other jerseys are buried in other stadiums, but it is a possibility.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:59 PM
Way off-topic, but Kids in the Hall was mentioned by a few of us the other day. Looks like the entire cast is doing a 2 month, 30 city tour. Nice… Interview
April 14th, 2008 at 10:59 PM
nomo, that is funny.
you guys see Ian Kennedy take one off the hip? He looked like a little bitch when he got hit.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:59 PM
I have Rachel Nichols’ panties buried under my mattress. And I’m practicing some hole and shots with Erin Andrews.
Rachel Nichols’ panties > Erin Andrew’s panties
April 14th, 2008 at 11:01 PM
@nomo: Great interview. I’ve been to two of their reunion tours, but this is new stuff and that’s awesome. And Sausages was one of my favorite skits.
April 14th, 2008 at 11:04 PM
tribal, i disagree. EA >>>>> Rachel Nichols
EA=Champion in the Culture Tourney
Rachel Nichols didn’t make the field
April 14th, 2008 at 11:06 PM
i would be pumped if gholston was a bengal. dont see it happening though
April 14th, 2008 at 11:12 PM
Can’t we all agree that we just wanna give Rachel AND Erin a pearl necklace?
April 14th, 2008 at 11:13 PM
@Gonzo: spence can afford to give them each one now that he has refund coming. Oh wait, you meant that we want to… Nevermind.
April 14th, 2008 at 11:14 PM
I want EA in my panties (I don’t wear panties, but it just went with the theme).
April 14th, 2008 at 11:15 PM
Benji- Agreed, I just have a think for redheads. In my defense, EA was the Champion of the Culture Tourney. It was not a tourney on the most attractive sports reporters, although she’d probably win that too. I voted for EA simply because she blows at her job, and all I do is stare deeply in to her eyes until she smiles back.
April 14th, 2008 at 11:18 PM
Hef, you silly goose.
Tribal, Rachel has the fakiest red hair I’ve ever seen. But I would still love to cuddle with her while she strokes my hair as I fall asleep. Yes we are spooning, and she is behind me.
April 14th, 2008 at 11:19 PM
My goal before graduation is to nail the one hot redhead on our track team. Love those redheads.
April 14th, 2008 at 11:21 PM
Gonzo- I think I have a thing.
April 14th, 2008 at 11:24 PM
Well I guess I won’t be able to throw my hat into the ring, considering we traded our first-round pick for the opportunity to draft a franchise left tackle last year. I suppose I’m satisfied.
April 14th, 2008 at 11:29 PM
ZB8, redheads are usually hot in the sack, but f’n crazy in the real world. Nail her and then run like hell. Of course, being on the track team you’re probably SOL, unless she’s a hot BBW shotputter.
April 14th, 2008 at 11:33 PM
I have to agree with the assessment on redheads in general, but she’s smokin’. I’d definitely flee afterwards though. And she’s a sprinter / long jumper, and I’m a distance runner. Anything less than 200meters and she’d have a shot to get me. Fuck. And our houses are 20ft. away. Fuck again. Whatever, totally worth it if it happens.
April 14th, 2008 at 11:41 PM
Buck, are you sure the carpets match the drapes? Perhaps this can be a science experiment and you can research.
April 14th, 2008 at 11:46 PM
Nah, she’s really a readhead. I can tell the difference, sadly. My mom is a redhead, I can tell by the color who is and isn’t.
April 14th, 2008 at 11:50 PM
ZBuck, Freud is on line 2. He’d like a word with you.
April 14th, 2008 at 11:55 PM
WOW, imagine this little conversation ruining your chances with the elusive redhead? (good job Nomo)
April 14th, 2008 at 11:57 PM
I meant by the color of hair on their head. FUCK! In hindsight, reading it sounds awful. Shit.
April 14th, 2008 at 11:58 PM
The nutty thing, I was a psych major. No bullshit.
April 15th, 2008 at 12:01 AM
And if she reads this blog, well then I deserve to lose all chances. But I feel as though there’s slim to no chance that’s the case.
April 15th, 2008 at 12:01 AM
No putting the genie back in the bottle now, ZBuck.
April 15th, 2008 at 12:03 AM
Dying laughing at the Psych Major. A Mr. Rex is holding on line 1. Didn’t catch his first name…
April 15th, 2008 at 12:03 AM
@ZBuckner
what are the odds you can post a link to this red head you are planning on plowing? If she is on a college track team you must be able to.
April 15th, 2008 at 12:03 AM
Touche, nomo. Touche.
April 15th, 2008 at 12:06 AM
Don’t worry. This couldn’t possibly come back to haunt you on this board. (and it’s spelled “douche”…)
April 15th, 2008 at 12:09 AM
I wish I could post a link, but she’s a transfer from some school in Ohio, College of Wooster or sometihng. How you come from Ohio to Easter PA is beyond me. One of my friends goes there, I had to make sure she didn’t have a baby or horrible disease, cuz that’s a huge change in schools.
April 15th, 2008 at 12:10 AM
Yeah, watch me get married to her, and this be mailed to her on the eve of the wedding. Shit. I’m fucked.
April 15th, 2008 at 12:11 AM
ok how bout a facebook…
spill it ZBuckner!!
April 15th, 2008 at 12:13 AM
She’s a red-headed track star with baggage. TBL specializes in sports related gossip trash. Therefore, it qualifies as a post.
April 15th, 2008 at 12:15 AM
I would, but far too many people from my school that don’t like me could use me spilling a name against me. Some athletes my school can’t take any criticism in our school paper, apparently. So ridiculous. I’ve actually lost friends because of a couple articles.
April 15th, 2008 at 12:19 AM
ok it is after midnight now so I am allowed to do this. This girl Zbuck is after most likely has a huge red bush. No ZBuck??
April 15th, 2008 at 12:21 AM
since I have a huge redhead fetish, it’s nice to have a mission for tonight. Namely, find that chick.
April 15th, 2008 at 12:23 AM
I’m posting absurd photo of Hayden Howeverthefuckyouspellhername to change the subject.
April 15th, 2008 at 12:24 AM
Yes, she’s the real deal. Red hair, freckles the whole 9.
April 15th, 2008 at 12:28 AM
Aight Gents, I have class in 7.5 hours, so I’m gonna go drink a shitload of Nyquil and sleep. Hopefully I wake up.
April 15th, 2008 at 12:30 AM
Fetch will probably give up his quest and just masterbate to pics of Danny Bonaduce.
April 15th, 2008 at 12:33 AM
probably. does anyone know where ZBuckner goes to college? There are a shit ton of just tiny colleges in Eastern Pa
April 15th, 2008 at 12:47 AM
fetch9
we are counting on you to find this chic
April 15th, 2008 at 12:48 AM
If I had to guess, I’d say redhead in the bottom row.
April 15th, 2008 at 12:53 AM
Imagine a little word like Wooster blowing up this whole situation. Consider me creeped out.
April 15th, 2008 at 12:54 AM
the girl with the shirt on in the bottom row should be executed.
April 15th, 2008 at 12:58 AM
DGWHB = We need those kind in case of an apocalypse happens where we need to become cannibals, so we have something to eat.
April 15th, 2008 at 6:45 AM
Wow, what happened here? Come on guys … try to keep it remotely sanitary
April 15th, 2008 at 7:24 AM
Wow, check out that shotputter in the back row on the left? 20 bucks says her name’s Helga. So…how long until we get our “Big Lead Up All Night” thread?
April 15th, 2008 at 7:31 AM
id give the one in the back right corner with the shortish hair a paddlin’
April 15th, 2008 at 10:12 AM
Man, somebody took the Texans already?
Well, I hope they pass on somebody everyone expects us to take, is mocked for it, then is proved wholly right later.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:32 AM
i’ll take the panthers, since they’ve somehow (unimaginably) lasted this long