The Life of a Mets Fan on the Brink
Baseball April 15th. 2008, 6:30pm
Bigger disappointment 1/15 into the baseball season, the Detroit Tigers (3-10) or the New York Mets (5-6)? Based simply on fan reaction, it might be the Mets. Yes, seriously. We made the mistake of listening to Mike & the Mad Dog for the first hour or so Monday, and fans were apoplectic about the season, and ready to do one of three things: a) Help Keith Hernandez move, and then jump off the upper deck at Shea, b) fire Willie Randolph, c) hunt down Luis Castillo and remove him from our lovely planet. So we found a Mets fan, commenter RomanWarHelmet, and asked him for his thoughts on why everyone’s so blue in flushing. His words after the jump.
Eleven games into the baseball season and Mets fans are looking for blood. Why is there such anger over a 5-6 baseball team?
Hope. Yes, hope.
This team has fed us hope for three years now and has proceeded to crush our hopes the last two. In, 2006 we had the best team in the NL and before the playoffs we lose Pedro and El Duque, still make it to Game 7 of the NLCS, and after Endy Chavez provided all the hope and karma you could ask for, Yadier Molina hits a late homer and Carlos Beltran goes down looking in the bottom of the ninth. No World Series.
In 2007, we built a 7-game lead by mid-September, only to have this team show no heart, make errors, blow games and watched as a seven-game lead with 16 to play go went up in smoke. In the process, our bright shining star, Jose Reyes, the hope of the present and future, disappeared in front of our eyes, leading to more bitterness. This off-season after trading away more hope in Lastings Milledge, we finally reached the pinnacle of hope – two-time Cy Young winner Johan Santana. This team is THE TEAM …we can feel it!
What have they done? Pedro goes down three innings into the season and is lost until May or perhaps June. Don’t they feel out pain? Don’t they want to make it better? They don’t act like it. The truth is, we are getting angrier and angrier because we know that they are going to crush our hopes again. Johan has a bad outing (not terrible but still not what we hoped for) and people boo. I was there. I did not boo. Frankly, I think those who did boo were just booing the situation and not the man.
Duaner Sanchez comes back Tuesday. I hope that will fix our bullpen. It should. I Hope.
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April 15th, 2008 at 6:33 PM
This guy sucks…who asked him.
April 15th, 2008 at 6:33 PM
As a Tiger fan, I have to disagree with whose a bigger disappointment thus far. Unless the bats woke up with that 11 run game yesterday, it’s gonna be a long year.
April 15th, 2008 at 6:34 PM
Roman, I always took you for a Yankees fan.
April 15th, 2008 at 6:41 PM
Mike…no offense but where have you been..I am an unabashed Met fan…bat shit crazy half the time…for example I heard the move Luis Castillo to the 8 spot in the lineup today…it’s the best thing I heard all day.
April 15th, 2008 at 6:43 PM
as a fellow Met fan, i say get rid of wille already. not becuase of the bad start, the man simply doesn’t know how to run a team. his most glaring weakness is his ability to judge when to yank/leave a pitcher in the game. he has cost us games last year due to it, and will cost us ones going forward. i don’t care if it is game one, if your team is not playing with desire and heart, you let em have it… he is a bad manager, very bad…
April 15th, 2008 at 6:46 PM
The Mets are unbeatable, right?
In all seriousness as you point out quite elegantly I might add, Mets fans are still distraught over last seasons’ historic collapse, which just piled on top of the year before.
Johan’s first start was solid, but the Braves own the Mets so what else can you say. I guess you could say if the Mets offense could have scored some runs for him in Atlanta, he probably would have picked up the win.
His last start wasn’t such a bad outing, it was HAARRRABLE! I mean look at his pitching line.
IP H R ER BB K HR
6.2 6 5 4 2 7 3
That sucks for a 2-time AL Cy Young Award Winner. The 7 Ks is nice, but the 4ER, 6H . . . umm . . . not so much. I guess he’s just not ready for the NL. Either that or the Brewers just have a better team. I’d go with the Brew Crew having a better team.
April 15th, 2008 at 6:48 PM
Heh. It was said in jest …
April 15th, 2008 at 6:49 PM
no one is worried about johan…yet.
April 15th, 2008 at 6:53 PM
I wouldn’t be worried either. He’ll get at least 20 wins. But if the offense doesn’t get him any run support, he might not. I’m with JWM, fire Willie, and free Mets’ fans from having their hopes crushed again this year. Personally, I think he should have been let go at the end of last season.
April 15th, 2008 at 6:59 PM
considering the nature of this thread… shout out to doris from rego park *cough cough*
April 15th, 2008 at 7:00 PM
Tigers much bigger disappointment. You never run out of time in the NL, in the AL the Tigers are almost buried. MEts are the best team in the division, and can always make a move to bloster themselves.
April 15th, 2008 at 7:12 PM
April 15th, 2008 at 7:25 PM
No way was this written by RWH…the RWH I know isn’t a big fan of sentence structure…or paragraph structure…or even structure clothing…plus there isn’t any mention…of the lombardi trophy…or Michael Strahon and how awesome he is
April 15th, 2008 at 7:31 PM
that’s one hell of an impersonation…
21 TBL’s guns salute for you.
April 15th, 2008 at 7:32 PM
I don’t know RWH very well, but there is such a thing as a copy editor.
April 15th, 2008 at 7:45 PM
My favorite part of this is when the team does something good, a la building a 7 game lead, reaching the pinnacle of hope, the Mets are referred to as “we,” but when the Mets blow a 7 game lead, or show no heart, it’s “they”
April 15th, 2008 at 7:53 PM
The Mets can come back. I just don’t trust Pedro anymore. The Tigers can still come back, because the Indians have been stumbling a bit and I still don’t trust the White Sox.
April 15th, 2008 at 7:55 PM
Fucking A right, man. Every random commenter on this blog has a copy editor check their work before they hit submit. I also hired a typesetter in case this whole internet thing is just a fad.
“Guiseppe, get off your ass and put in some new letter tiles. We’re going to start another run of the Gutenberg Bible.”
April 15th, 2008 at 8:02 PM
First off…Clown…Fantastic…but seriously TBL asked if I could write…I tried to do my best, hopefully it is good enough…Secondly Fetch…bravo…I am glad some on caught that.
April 15th, 2008 at 8:02 PM
why? just because.
April 15th, 2008 at 8:02 PM
As a fellow die hard Mets fan I can echo these sentiments. Willie has been an atrocious manager since Day 1 and how he survived the end of last season without getting fired is nothing short of a miracle. Someone needed to be held accountable and that someone is Randolph. If they continue to jerk around and play .500 ball or slightly below until June there is a real good chance he could be gone……and I will dance like I’ve never danced before.
April 15th, 2008 at 8:03 PM
…and if you ever need someone to vent on the Mets……I got nothing but time when it comes to that….
April 15th, 2008 at 8:07 PM
Good post RWH. I enjoyed it because it was well written, but also I see it as a voice of all Mets fans. They are nervous and angry. And that makes me happy. Yes, Phils fans are just as batshit stupid after 11 games, but I see it as just being mid-april and working out the kinks.
April 15th, 2008 at 8:12 PM
Being from the large metropolis that is North Dakota, I know zero Mets fans, and I can only be glad I’m not cause I think I would have committed homicide at some point either last September or the Steve Phillips era. RWH gets kudos for putting up with that crap as well as the awesome post. Nice job.
April 15th, 2008 at 8:14 PM
straight kudos from me, RWH. No way would TBL ask me to write a post unless it was about jerking off or how to discreetly eat boogers.
April 15th, 2008 at 8:16 PM
d wright goes yard, and life is swell in met-land.
plus, he’s on my fantasy team.
April 15th, 2008 at 8:42 PM
Gonzo, we’re arriving for the game Friday at 10am. Seriously. We have 4 cases of beer on ice and endless entertainment. Gotta love Spring Recess!!!
April 15th, 2008 at 8:46 PM
zbuck, they let you in that early??
April 15th, 2008 at 8:49 PM
The lot across the street, for Lincoln Financial Field, opens that early. We made some aburd checklist of stuff to bring. 9 hours of tailgating, and the matchup is Santana vs. Hamels. We a ‘lil excited.
April 15th, 2008 at 8:52 PM
We’re all 21-23 years old, making a checklist a.k.a planning is a HUGE deal.
April 15th, 2008 at 8:52 PM
that should be sweet. we have a tailgate opening day every year with my buddies. but then we have a huge tailgate the first saturday game every year that we get at least 250 people at. it started as our friends. then my buddies 3 brothers all started bringing friends. now, its friends of friends. we usually get 15-20 kegs and a couple portajohns. its 2 saturdays from now. i’m already getting stuff ready.
April 15th, 2008 at 8:55 PM
no kidding it is. my buddies are 23 or 24. but the brothers are 2, 4 and 6 years older. so there is like a solid group from 23 to about 30. this year it kinda sucks cuz it is a 6:05 start. Usually, we try for a 1:05 game.
April 15th, 2008 at 8:57 PM
That’s awesome. What game you guys dong all this prep for this year? See we have just 6 of us, so we figure we should put down at lesst 25 beers each by first pitch, more if we don’t want to remember the game at all. Local bars and strip clubs shall feel our wrath later on in the evening.
April 15th, 2008 at 9:26 PM
@Cleveland Indians – WTF?!?!?
Anyone needs me, I’ll be in the garage working on my car’s idle. With the garage door closed.
April 15th, 2008 at 9:33 PM
nomo…it’s only the 7th..I am sure you will get the lead again so Borowski can blow it
April 15th, 2008 at 9:42 PM
Phils just scored 3 in the bottom of the 9ths to tie their game 3-3 against the Astros. Chris Snelling lead of the bottom of the inning with a homer, Ultey HBP, Howard strikeout, Burrell 2-run shot. Nice.
And the Orioles are slowly returning to reality. Fuck.
April 15th, 2008 at 9:43 PM
And Borowski went on the DL today.
April 15th, 2008 at 9:46 PM
Hi we’re the Twins and we can take leads against the Tigers and then watch our bullpen shit it away two nights in a row. Excellent.
April 15th, 2008 at 9:49 PM
who is jeff keppinger and why havent i been starting him all year?
oh, that’s right, nobody cares about fantasy baseball.
this is me caring.
April 15th, 2008 at 9:49 PM
Goddam. Getting rid of Jose Valverde was the smartest move the Dbacks ever made. Check him out again tonight, hey Gonzo. Jesus, that guy is a gas can.
April 15th, 2008 at 9:50 PM
@Spence: I care…because I’m winning.
April 15th, 2008 at 9:53 PM
Hef…you see those 8.5 points i picked up last night? oh hell yea, it’s on naw son.
April 15th, 2008 at 9:54 PM
Only 40 more to go. Keep up the good work.
April 15th, 2008 at 9:56 PM
i cant watch the tribe right now…theyre fucking killing me.
so instead, im watching transporter 2 on FX. it’s the final fight scene, has anyone seen this before? it’s the most ridiculous piece of garbage ive ever seen in my entire life. the bad guy kills the pilot by accident and the plane is crashing into the water, only it takes 20 minutes and the two main people are goin at it.
then the plane crashes into the water, filling the cabin and sinking rapidly. somehow, both assholes survive and they keep fighting as they sink, which makes no sense because they wouldn’t be that far out into the ocean. then the bald good guy paralyzes the bad guy and puts a life vest on him, and manages to swim up the 500 feet they must have sank, despite any type of water pressure there would be.
im speechless, it’s fucking ridiculous beyond any type of reality. fucking shocked.
April 15th, 2008 at 9:57 PM
Hef…watch your back BROTHER.
April 15th, 2008 at 9:59 PM
spencer, i don’t watch that garbage. i can’t stand action movies anymore. the writers think, the more unrealistic i make this, the better it would be. Thats terrible logic.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:02 PM
I guess I don’t have to see Transporter 2 now. Pssst… Rosebud was the sled.
Alright, I hit imdb to help with a pithy response to not ruin some pathetic Steven Seagal movie for me and I found this: He has an upcoming role in the “The Untitled Onion Movie”. Role? “Cock Puncher”.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:02 PM
spencer, i know you’re a huge golf fan. did you see tiger had knee surgery.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:04 PM
I have never seen a role sum up its actor better than “Cock Puncher” and Steven Seagal…Above the Law is a top 10 RWH film by the way
April 15th, 2008 at 10:04 PM
@Spence – Stayed tuned for The Riches afterward, it’s a great show, and Minnie Driver does a mean American accent. With that being said, I’m still wanted for Season 7 of The Shield, which is arguable the greatest show on T.V. nowadays.
Also, you guys should play head-to-head like the pros do.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:05 PM
benji…i didnt know that, thanks for the link.
nomo…you ever have steven seagal’s energy drink? it tastes like i imagine drinking his bathwater would taste like.
believe me, i didnt ruin transporter 2 for you, it ruined itself.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:05 PM
I can’t believe we lose Tiger and Borowski on the same day. I smell a conspiracy.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:06 PM
riches is a great show, so was the shield, i stopped watching after season 3 tho so maybe ill have to pick it back up.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:07 PM
nomo…it’s for a month, that ain’t bad. he hates TPC Sawgrass too, so it’s a convenient excuse to get out of it. plus, since his schedule is so pared down, now we’ll get to see him at an event he normally doesn’t play, that has to be a plus.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:07 PM
Who wants to be my editor? Pay is kind of low. And when I say kind of low, I mean none at all.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:07 PM
Should I tell him who dies since he likes to ruin endings? Tribal, what say you?
April 15th, 2008 at 10:08 PM
my mistake…anyways, how can we be sure tiger is human? he was just malfunctioning at augusta and doral.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:09 PM
you guys have obviously heard the chuck norris facts. my buddy has this book and it actually pretty funny. my favorite is: when chuck norris has sex, he’s always on top because he never fucks up.
i feel as though someone needs to make a website about steven seagul facts.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:11 PM
god damnit, i didn’t ruin jack shit. if you really wanted to see the fucking god damn transporter 2 then you need a god damn titty slap. if you didnt know what was coming, then youre a fucking moron.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:11 PM
@Hef Never mind, I just tried to read through my comment, and realized it probably wouldn’t make sense to anyone else besides myself.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:11 PM
You’re wound tight spence, I was just playing. Calm down. Smoke a J.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:13 PM
I have seen the opening to the first Transporter movie and that was more than enough to make me not want to see the ending of the second. I’m with benji, I prefer movies where the writers think before they pull shit out of their asses.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:13 PM
done and done.
does anyone have any live grateful dead or pink floyd?
April 15th, 2008 at 10:13 PM
I look forward to a Memorial return for el Tigre. I’ll be the smoked guy laying in the yard next to 13s tee shot landing area.
For those of you blessed with a TBL draft slot, here’s the best analysis of Matt Ryan I’ve seen.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:14 PM
Back to my garage…
April 15th, 2008 at 10:14 PM
My draft spot was taken by tribal who is natvie american from arizona and thus wants to draft for the cardinals.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:15 PM
I prefer music where the writers think before they pull shit out of their asses.
does that answer your question?
April 15th, 2008 at 10:15 PM
fixed.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:15 PM
please tell me someone else is watching the office? AWESOME episode. So damn funny. Dwight in classic form.
Michael: “I didn’t go to business school, but do you know who else didn’t go to business school? LeBron James. Tracy McGrady. Kobe Bryant.”
April 15th, 2008 at 10:16 PM
Duaner Sanchez is Back…David Wright 5 Rbis…Jose Reyes 4-5…Mike Pelfrey…7 innings no runs…all that shit I wrote..forget it…the Mets are back (They beat the Nats 6-0…they left an army on base tonight…it’s only one game…all that shit I wrote…remember it…this team has a unique way of letting you down)
April 15th, 2008 at 10:17 PM
@spence: Varitek just ruined the tribe’s comeback. Hopefully Jhonny Peralta rips a walk off homer to save the game. Would you have trouble rooting for Peralta if you knew it benefited my fantasy team? Would you even think twice about celebrating? Just curious.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:19 PM
Who would you do?
Pam.
Pam.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:26 PM
Coming Soon: “Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay”
Spence, so help me god, if you ruin the ending… which actually, given the title, I guess they do escape. Shit.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:29 PM
@spencer- I have a few thousand live dead shows, but they’re all part of my DAT collection. Any show in particular? I don’t have any live Floyd shows. Sorry chip.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:30 PM
Ryan started the fire!
Dwight is the funniest character on TV, perhaps in my entire generation.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:32 PM
the red sox totally harshed my buzz.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:33 PM
Harold Reynolds settled with ESPN…which was just announced by Karl Ravich at ESPN…it was really weird and surreal feeling…not funny…or anything just weird..if anyone saw it please let me know if that was just me
April 15th, 2008 at 10:33 PM
believe it or not, my boss arranged for my entire office to go see that movie on monday April 28th. it’s going to be pretty fuckin awkward, i wonder if they know im a massive pothead outside of work?
April 15th, 2008 at 10:34 PM
TBL, are you talking about a re-run or last week or something?
April 15th, 2008 at 10:34 PM
TBL must be monitoring tonights conversation in case things get a little to hairy, if you know what I mean.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:34 PM
TBL, I have to agree.
Mose running alongside Jim’s car might be my fav moment. That Mose… wonder whatever happened to that actor.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:35 PM
tribal…i settled on Dick’s Picks vol. 8. im lazy like that.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:35 PM
Benji, back to back Offices on TBS right now.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:38 PM
got ya. i was confused. i was seeing nothing but L & O on NBC
April 15th, 2008 at 10:42 PM
Off-ice?
I’m busy watching the Wild get three goals scored against them in the first, and thinking about going Elvis on my TV.
Oh, and live Pink Floyd begins and ends with Pulse.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:43 PM
@ tribal – I’ll apply for your editor’s position. I’m the Sports Editor at my school, and because of a story the paper printed last year, they’re not paying me either. I wasn’t even the editor then, and I still get fucked by the morons before me.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:47 PM
@ZBuck- You’re not getting paid, but at least you’ll be getting laid but that red-headed female track star, which someone may have discovered last night/early morning.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:51 PM
@consultonomo: I can’t tell if you’re joking but you do know that Mose is Ken Tremendous over at FJM right?
TBL, do you ever have a bloggers retreat with the guys at FJM and Deadspin and Sports by Brooks? Camping, playing trust games, eating marshmallows?
April 15th, 2008 at 10:51 PM
@Tribal – Red Headed track star?! I’ll sign up for that!
April 15th, 2008 at 10:52 PM
Tribal and Zbuck, this so has shades of Darin interning at Kramerica.
Mr. Kramer says, “Hey, Buddy.”
April 15th, 2008 at 10:52 PM
@tribal – We have a deal!
April 15th, 2008 at 10:54 PM
Of course, Hef. I tried to add the dripping with sarcasm tag, but TBL doesn’t have that Wordpress plug-in.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:56 PM
Goddam wordpress.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:57 PM
@Hawkeye- Sorry for the confusion. ZBuck won’t be getting paid by me, just like he’s not getting paid by his college newspaper. The reason he’s not getting paid as Sports Editor is because he’s banging the red-headed female track star.
/not a red-headed female track-star.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:59 PM
Fuck my life.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:01 PM
Well…..done sucks to be ZBuck. Time for booze and internet porn for him then!!
April 15th, 2008 at 11:02 PM
I haven’t had a marshmellow since 1988
April 15th, 2008 at 11:03 PM
I clearly jinxed the everloving shit outta myself last night. I concluded that I should not try, because I ruined my karma on that.
On a related note, a rerun of Maria Sharapova was on when I woke up this morning. That was nice.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:04 PM
Zbuck, I’ve done a few interviews with a young lass who recently won a Hearst Journalism award. If you’d like, you can interview me for luck. Just be aware that I won’t go off-the-record with your Mom issues. That’s totally on it.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:04 PM
And it’s always time for booze and internet porn. I’m in college, what the hell else do you think we do?
April 15th, 2008 at 11:07 PM
Dammit, I don’t have mom issues. At least I don’t think I do. I said it once and I’ll say it again, I meant hair color on head!
Back in 10, I’m going to smoke myself retarded to put me in a better mood. I needed a 90 on that exam this morning, and I got an 89. It’s been that kind of day.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:07 PM
You’re not missing much. It’s just lard and sugar. There’s a few foods that I don’t understand excitement about, donuts and fried cheese sticks. Both of them are so obviously horrible for you and they make you feel like shit afterward. But people go apeshit for these things. I’m expecting backlash even in this limited sample size.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:08 PM
Classes?
Oh wait….
I remember the days of dial-up internet porn. That was not cool. But what else was I going to do, homework?
April 15th, 2008 at 11:10 PM
@ Hef: I get ya on the mallows and the donuts, but for some reason mozzarella sticks drive me wild.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:10 PM
@hef – Do deep fried cheese curds get lumped in with your fried cheese statement?
April 15th, 2008 at 11:10 PM
Hey Roman, little late to this party, but check this out then slow your roll a little bit, cowboy.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:12 PM
Donuts and fried cheese sticks are awesome, you horse’s ass!
Seriously, Hef, what were you thinking? Did you actually think TBL pounds anything other than myoplex and creatine?
/have no real knowledge of nutritional supplements
April 15th, 2008 at 11:15 PM
See, even people who haven’t commented all night are crawling out of the woodwork to comment on food that makes you fatter and kills your heart (also, donuts have been proven to give angels erections which makes baby jesus cry). This is the world we live in. Watch, I won’t get as much shit for saying that all illegal immigrants currently in this country deserve amnesty. And……go.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:16 PM
Figures. The only Jew on this board would find joy in seeing Jesus cry.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:17 PM
Um….the do. Hard to put everything back in Pandora’s box, no?
April 15th, 2008 at 11:17 PM
@ clown–first off your name/gravatar makes me think of a psycho killer. that being said, the only supplement I would ever take is that EAS stuff with Brady Quinn so that whenever I’m done working out I could slam one down and then, all cocky-like, say “now I’m done.” for some reason that commercial makes me laugh everytime.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:18 PM
@tribal – Can we drop a huge ballon filled with oil on the professor who didn’t give me the grade I needed to be exempt from the final? She knew full well I needed one more point…heartless bitch.
Hef is a bastard, donuts are God’s gift to man. But I actually agree with teh immigrant thing.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:18 PM
@Nick: We killed Jesus. Since when is making him cry such a big deal compared to murder? Pussy.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:18 PM
The clown haunts my dreams.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:20 PM
Wow Z…you need to drink more.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:20 PM
I’ve asked TBL to ban the clown imagine, but nary a reply.
Hef & Nick: Comedy gold, baby. Comedy gold.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:21 PM
If I drank any more than I do already, I’d be in AA meetings.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:21 PM
Do you keep changing your gravatar? You and st. bear are throwing me off. Don’t you know I judge you by your image?
April 15th, 2008 at 11:22 PM
yeah, sounds like college.
Hmmm….4-0 Avalanche. I’m going to bed. See everyone on the morrow
April 15th, 2008 at 11:22 PM
God that sounded cocky and gay, like everybody I see brag about how much they drink, and I thereby hate. I apologize.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:23 PM
I just changed mine for the first time. Felt I should honor Ed-deeee. Bill Lumbergh was a bit difficult to make out, even though bastards like him are why I am NoMo.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:24 PM
Zbuckner = Freshman Sorority Chick
April 15th, 2008 at 11:26 PM
@ZBuck- If by balloon you mean a condom filled with your future children, then go right ahead.
@Hef- Save the amnesty and all other political banter for CRM’s daily post tomorrow.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:26 PM
The only thing worse than that would Freshman Frat Bro. I hate Bros.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:26 PM
@ consultant: all this time, I thought you were just a big fan of this guy.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:32 PM
I consult Nomo on his leg kick. Actually, I spent a long stretch with one of the large consulting firms.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:36 PM
The only problem with the condom idea is the possible sexual harrassment suit that would most likely follow…ah fuck it. Clearly worth the trouble and eventual jailtime and rapes by cellmates.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:39 PM
Pedro Martinez killed your team….try being a royals fan…at least you have hope. We just have shit. And then try being a Chiefs fan. We have shit and a shitty owner.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:41 PM
The royals have hope. Hope’s name is Brian Bannister this year. Banny!!! Woot!
April 15th, 2008 at 11:42 PM
Peter Angelos has to be the worst. OK, maybe Dolan and Clay Bennett are actually worse, but it’s close.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:43 PM
And the Royals have some intriguing young talent. They’re not gonna be a doormat. They’ll at least cause a couple problems for the big dogs in the central.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:46 PM
“intriguing young talent” = LOSERS (for forseable future)
April 15th, 2008 at 11:53 PM
Sandibalz, you’ve got The Nigerian Nightmare freight train at RB. Well, at least you did the last time the Chefs (yeah.) were on national tv.
April 16th, 2008 at 12:00 AM
Ohhh what a beautiful day. It’s always sunny in Philadelphia.
April 16th, 2008 at 12:02 AM
All is right in Met land for one night. How sweet it is……
April 16th, 2008 at 12:31 AM
Cubs win
April 16th, 2008 at 12:45 AM
Cubs win, yet they lost (Soriano). Don’t ask me why, but I hate the Cubs. Growing up, we never won in Chicago. Plus, the lovable losers in the same league as the Phils loses points for me.
April 16th, 2008 at 12:57 AM
Only a calf strain. You should have seen the wind howling out tonight, I probably could have hit a home run.
April 16th, 2008 at 1:30 AM
The Mets are 5-6. Big whoop. They’ll be fine.
April 16th, 2008 at 7:52 AM
nick…I don’t get what sample size has to do with anything? If you are referring the post…I was asked to write it, I did not as to write it…if it’s something else let me know.
April 16th, 2008 at 8:38 AM
No worries, Rome. Just thought you needed a little perspective. Still a looooong season.
April 16th, 2008 at 9:03 AM
oh..you meant season…yes..I and most Met fans are a bit antsy so we are riding the old roller coaster of emotions…on a seperate note..I may need High Blood PRessure medication
April 16th, 2008 at 9:10 AM
Roman good job on this. Sad story about the guy falling off the escalator at Shea.