Off-topic: So About That Intern Thing …
Intern Search 2008 April 16th. 2008, 2:15pm
We’ve made passing reference to “hiring an intern” a couple times, but figured a brief post about it would be much easier. Ninety-eight percent of you could care less about this, so feel free to ignore it. We will have another post shortly. But for anyone who is eager to write, follow the jump.
We received emails from a handful of folks about having interest in being an “intern” for us. Obviously we were joking about the laundry and dishes – you’ll work from home, and for free, so hopefully you have another job. At the risk of getting all, ‘back in our day, we walked two miles to school, in the snow, without gloves or a scarf!’ … we’re looking for someone who is eager to write and hungry to experiment. We started this blog about two years ago and wrote it as a hobby with little or no compensation for a solid 12 months. Most of our free time was chewed up creating … whatever the hell this is, and we’re looking for some like-minded individuals. (If you’re wondering what type of creative minds we’re after, look no further than Cousins of Ron Mexico and Patrick Imig, who we would be nothing without. You know who else – besides us and 5,000 other bloggers – was crazy to blog with passion for – we assume – little or no compensation? Bill Simmons.)
A writing background helps, obviously. We’re looking for a strong, witty voice. If you have a blog, that helps too. We’re looking for someone (some people?) more likely to spend an hour or two researching a well-thought out post instead of playing the Wii.
So here’s what you’ll do (and this includes the folks who already emailed us with interest): Send us a writing sample or links to your work (published or unpublished). Send us three ideas that you’d like to try and make happen if you had the gig. If you are skittish of having your name on posts, we’ll understand; hell, we were anonymous forever. Still are, in the literal sense. We’re looking to have this thing locked up in a couple of weeks.
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April 16th, 2008 at 2:30 PM
Kinky
April 16th, 2008 at 2:30 PM
If you hire anyone from Ohio I am going to puke. Ohhh osu is soooo awesome… boner city, etc.
April 16th, 2008 at 2:33 PM
I think we can all agree a certain Mafia man should be The Intern.
April 16th, 2008 at 2:38 PM
TBL, what kind of writing samples would you be looking for?
April 16th, 2008 at 2:41 PM
@ Swandog
A short story about a protaganist finding his way through these troubled times. It must also somehow involve a banana, a sports figure and a 1966 Jaguar. Piece must also be 500 words or less.
April 16th, 2008 at 2:42 PM
You know…with words and punctuations and whatnizot.
April 16th, 2008 at 2:51 PM
GASP AN INTERNSHIP…..Nah!
No way I’m qualified to be an intern.
April 16th, 2008 at 2:52 PM
I’ll do it – I have a fairly significant writing background – but only if I can strictly cover SEC football year round.
April 16th, 2008 at 2:53 PM
ritty, you live in Auburn, or nearby? I’m coming down for the Arkansas-Auburn game next October.
April 16th, 2008 at 2:59 PM
Graduated, Ark – and now I live way far away. But I’m planning on going to 2 games this year. I’m going to avoid the Arkansas game though. I still have nightmares about Fred Talley.
April 16th, 2008 at 3:04 PM
Magglio, after the Wolverines last season, aren’t you all cried out yet?
April 16th, 2008 at 3:06 PM
what do the Buckeyes have to be proud about
April 16th, 2008 at 3:07 PM
It was a dark and stormy night . . . got nuthin.
April 16th, 2008 at 3:11 PM
TBL, for your intern training video which I have to assume is in pre-production right now.
April 16th, 2008 at 3:14 PM
If I ever tried to write a post on here the commenters would tear me apart worse than Jodie Foster in the accused.
April 16th, 2008 at 3:16 PM
who wants to bet TBL will put it to a poll if he has 2 or more good candidates?
April 16th, 2008 at 3:17 PM
Fuck the poll. I want brackets.
April 16th, 2008 at 3:19 PM
I’m far more qualified to write a very biased and non-objective series of posts on SEC football.
April 16th, 2008 at 3:20 PM
Hopefully the TBL intern doesn’t have to do anything like the Bill Clinton intern did.
April 16th, 2008 at 3:21 PM
Does this internship include mending chicken wire?
April 16th, 2008 at 3:24 PM
Sean Jean – what’s up with the video over at EDSBS. God, I’m so glad to have Tenn. on the schedule again this year.
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/16/catlab-the-catlabbening/
April 16th, 2008 at 3:29 PM
It wasn’t raining. It was a nice sunny day, a little cool for May, but pleasant weather all told. It was strange to be outside during the afternoon in the middle of the week.
I had just been laid off at work. My boss called me into his office at 9 A.M. and told me that due to a company-wide cost-cutting effort, my position had been eliminated. He was sorry, but there was nothing he could do. I was escorted back to my desk by a Human Resources representative and given a box for my personal belongings. They were nice enough to give me thirty minutes to pack up. Everyone was craning around the cubicle walls to see what was happening. After I finished packing, the Human Resources representative escorted me to the first floor and a large conference room. Another Human Resources representative gave me a cursory exit interview. They took my access badge and a few signatures later, it was over. A security guard escorted me out of the building.
It hit me as soon as I began to walk down the street to my bus stop. I was fired, unemployed, unwanted.
I knew that my girlfriend Kelly was going to be upset about this – very upset, furious even. She was focusing on her career at the moment and I knew she felt I was some slacker with no work ethic. I had a job, but not a career, or a plan, as she constantly reminded me. Losing my job was a big blow and I had no idea how to break the news to anyone – friends or family.
Kelly and I lived together; we split all the bills, the rent, food. How was I going to come up with my share? I had student loans, a significant credit card debt and a pittance for savings. Luckily, no one else was waiting for the Twenty-three bus to Hockessin, so I sat on the bench, my box of stuff from work beside me.
The bus was running late, so as I turned my life over in my head, I absently watched the traffic and the people on the street. It was bad for me that the lay-off occurred on a Wednesday – aren’t companies supposed to let you go on a Friday?
Just as I was deciding whether to pretend to go to work for the rest of the week, I noticed a man walking purposely down the opposite sidewalk. He seemed familiar, but I couldn’t quite place his face or how I might know him. Almost directly across from me he stopped and pulled a banana from his pants pocket. He knelt behind a car – it was a Jaguar, maybe a ‘66 or ‘67, I couldn’t be sure – and shoved the banana in the tail pipe. He stood up and glancing around, we caught each other’s gaze. He smiled broadly and walked away.
I recognized him – it was Delino DeShields.
April 16th, 2008 at 3:30 PM
God, I’m so glad to have Auburn on the schedule again this year.
/Mississippi State
April 16th, 2008 at 3:30 PM
I would love to intern but you know..I like to get paid…and if I intern my employer will stop paying me
April 16th, 2008 at 3:32 PM
Jesus!
April 16th, 2008 at 3:32 PM
i might be interested
April 16th, 2008 at 3:37 PM
whitlock wants in
sign him up
April 16th, 2008 at 3:42 PM
You can’t go wrong with Jesus as your number 2
April 16th, 2008 at 3:45 PM
@ Jesus
and with 7 words to spare.
April 16th, 2008 at 3:50 PM
@irish
+1 to you sir regarding the buckeye comment. I was away and you had my back, job well done.
April 16th, 2008 at 3:52 PM
Sean Jean, I think TBL should hire us to do a post a day lead-up to the Buckeyes vs. Volunteers game. Let’s see: 2018 minus 2008 times 356, carry the 7…
April 16th, 2008 at 3:52 PM
@maggs- we may not get along, but we agree on one thing. The state of ohio sucks balls
April 16th, 2008 at 3:53 PM
Yeah, Roman. I’m still trying to come up with a witty retort, but I got nothin’. Unless of course, you’re a Notre Dame fan.
April 16th, 2008 at 3:54 PM
Sorry, meant “Yeah, Irish”.
April 16th, 2008 at 3:57 PM
I’m holding out for a management position.
April 16th, 2008 at 4:00 PM
@nomo- no, not a fan of Notre Dame. I rep the U
April 16th, 2008 at 4:01 PM
It was either that or the “I was driving my Jaguar (a ‘66, if you must know). I was hungry, so I began to eat my banana. However, I became distracted while peeling it and hit a pedestrian. I ran over Tood Marinovich.”
And remember – I am not officially applying for the job, and if I did, I wouldn’t use the Bible as a reference. I lived it, but I didn’t write it. I am more of a speechmaker – I like to be in front of crowds, cracking an egg of knowledge on people. Enlightenment, you know.
April 16th, 2008 at 4:03 PM
I think TBL is holding out for females to apply…
April 16th, 2008 at 4:06 PM
I forgot, Irish. My bad. I knew there was a reason I disliked you more than if you were a Notr-uh Dame fan. We’ll see you in a couple of years.
April 16th, 2008 at 4:12 PM
@Jesus: What you wrote was perfect, but oh well, I wanted to have some fun.
Fixed (for the worse) — except for me and Spence and nomo.
April 16th, 2008 at 4:13 PM
@nomo- tOSU has nothing on the U. Also, you buckeye fans should realize that Michigan has more titles than you as well.
April 16th, 2008 at 4:17 PM
Trust me when I say that I don’t blow the (insert fav sports team here) horn. I rarely, if ever, talk smack. Poking with a stick, maybe. I’m a fan of all sports Cleveland so I learned loooong ago. Fwiw, I didn’t want us in the BCS Champ game again. This year? We’ll see. Last year? No.
April 16th, 2008 at 4:21 PM
rittyrich: Youtube is blocked at work so I can’t see that video, but I will when I get home. I’m sure it’s a classic. And I can’t really defend my football team over the past few years.
consultantnomo: Sounds like a plan to me. If Fulmer is still coach though I might have already defected to a different alma mater at that point.
April 16th, 2008 at 4:21 PM
I don’t really have a dog in the OSU-UM rivalry (I’m a Pitt guy and I don’t believe in sports polygamy), but…doesn’t OSU pretty much own Michigan?
April 16th, 2008 at 4:24 PM
some good stuff so far. only glanced at it tonight, but will look closer this weekend, for sure.
April 16th, 2008 at 4:26 PM
@Nick Papgeorgio:
My work is for all to enjoy and use as they see fit.
I can admit that Delino DeShields was not the first choice for the athlete. And Lloyd Carr never did enter My mind.
April 16th, 2008 at 4:31 PM
@Sean John–you seem like an objective, rational UT fan. Until now, I would’ve said that’s not possible. Just an observation…and I fully realize people may say that about me as a Georgia fan–we have our fair share of idiot fans.
What’s the word on Fulmer? Is he on the hot seat at all? It seems like he’s almost invincible.
April 16th, 2008 at 4:32 PM
412, if it helps, I am a Penn St. season ticket-holder. Although, there hasn’t been Pitt PSU smack in years. I still think that the 12th team to join the Big TEleveN is going to be Pitt. Actually, barring Notre Dame making a huge change, I’ve got it in this order: ND – Pitt – Marshall – WVU
April 16th, 2008 at 4:40 PM
Clown – Nice with the MSU comment. As such I have no reply for last year’s offensive disgrace. However, give me AU/MSU straight up in 2008 and I bet the house/car/etc.
April 16th, 2008 at 4:42 PM
atl: Unfortunately as long as Fulmer keeps recording 8 win seasons (arg!) he probably is safe, at least until he reaches his coaching milestone of most career wins in UT history. UT Football fans are either vehemently against Fulmer (this contingent has been growing steadily over the 5 years or so) or just blindly loyal to him for no reason at all. Unfortunately a lot of the blindly loyal ones seem to be the boosters. If he can survive the 5-6 season 3 years ago and the shit-storm against our biggest rivals he delivered last year, I’m not sure anything can’t stop him short of a murder conviction. It sucks.
April 16th, 2008 at 4:46 PM
It’s in the SEC’s interest for Fulmer to hang around as long as possible, if for nothing else than the jokes.
April 16th, 2008 at 4:55 PM
I have an assortment of Peterotica for consideration…That One Hot Chick that was Spanish, or Maybe Some Kind of Italian.