Back in early December, sources told us that Stephen A. Smith was going to become a columnist in ESPN the Magazine. You vomited. It didn’t happen. For four months! Earlier this week, Screamin’ A announced on his blog that he indeed will be writing columns for ESPN the Magazine. Guess our joy on getting this “story” right is somewhat muted by two factors: 1) We just blew out our shoulder (again!) patting ourselves on the back, and 2) there’s a chance the Mag will put Stuart Scott’s “two-way” on one page, and SAS on the next.

Next up: ESPN the Magazine “blog” editors – are we going to have to wait four months for the Amanda Beard sex column video, too?