Came into this week all, ’sweet! Can do at least two NFL draft posts a day! Rad!’ And then each day slowly began to unravel and we’re struggling to find anything really awesome or remotely dramatic about Saturday’s spectacle. In 2007 it was all about Brady Quinn; 2006 was incredible on too many levels to count. This year? Weak.

Let’s see … there’s Darren McFadden. He could fall because he’s got a few children with a few women, which some teams value more than a blazing 40. Ummm … Kiper wannabes people are projecting like three offensive lineman in the Top 10. Snooze. That’s a solid 45 minutes talking about pancake stats Saturday. We’d rather spend 45 four or five minutes in a steam with Chris Berman, mow the lawn, and then change the oil on the wife’s car.

There are no sexy quarterbacks in this draft. Matt Ryan? Solid, but unspectacular. Andre Woodson? Flashing the third photo here would be wise. Brian Brohm? He lost steam when Petrino bolted for Arkansas. The kid from Delaware, Joe Flacco, has a name that sounds way too close to “flacid” and that brings up all sorts of penis imagery, which never is a good thing.

The best WR is this kid Devin Thomas from Michigan State. The last “can’t miss” MSU star was Charles Rogers, and all he’s done is end up on every all-time draft bust list. (What? Never heard of Thomas until he became a workout wonder? That’s probably because he didn’t catch a TD against Michigan, Ohio State or in the bowl game; he didn’t even eclipse 100 yards in any of those games.)

Chris Long is a monster, his dad was a legend, blah, blah. We get that. We’re smitten with Glenn Dorsey. But Vernon Gholston, the beast from OSU? A non-factor against LSU in the National Championship – announcers didn’t mention his name after revealing the starting lineups.

Maybe its just us, but other than McFadden, Long and Dorsey, there simply aren’t many immediate impact players to be had in this draft. For those of you wondering: the COMMENTER draft will begin at 4 p.m PROMPTLY on Thursday. We’ll announce picks every five minutes. Will everyone be ready for an afternoon of debauchery? We pushed it back a bit to help out the West Coasters. Also, this will make your Thursday off the charts – new episodes of Lost and the Office highlight your night. If someone asked us if we could meet Marissa Miller for coffee or enjoy the commenter draft and our two favorite shows all in one afternoon/night, we’d have to go with the latter. Now if you changed the female to Jordana Brewster ..