Summer’s nearly here, so why not remind everyone of a fantastically cheesy song from back in the day? Daisy Dukes, by the 69 Boyz. Yup, we we had two 12-inch subs in the trunk, and blasted this back in high school. Losery? You bet!

Some guy named Howard Eskin in Philly rails against blogs. (Hugging Harold Reynolds)

Hey Phoenix people, is this real? (Ktar via Drudge)

Once-hot actress Gail O’Grady owes big bucks to a few casinos. (TMZ)

Deitsch is always good for a laugh: “No, I don’t think Scouts Inc.’s Todd McShay should have his own network.” (SI)

All NFL busts wind up in Toronto, which is where David Boston has surfaced. (Sports Point)

Trust and the MSM. (A Large Regular)

Isiah Thomas is sort of like George Costanza. (1 Happy St.)

The Army is so hard-up to add bodies, they are accepting convicted felons. (Washington Post)

Mort says the Dolphins have come to terms with Jake Long. (ESPN)

What Braves are Cooperstown-bound? (Atlanta Magazine)

The Dodgers have made a ton of bad trades, but Pedro for Delino DeShields is the worst. (LA Times)

Some strange characters were in the Boston Marathon. (Uncoached)

More on the Clinton-Obama debate, which seems relevant on the cusp of tonight’s primary. (New Yorker)