The Roundup: The Rise of Penis Theft in the Congo
Baseball, College Football, Gambling, Media Gossip/Musings, Music, NFL, Video April 25th. 2008, 8:11am
The Fast & the Furious is such a good movie, and a major reason is Jordana Brewster … penis theft is sweeping the Congo … to the person who earlier this week said a CW actress put on a few lbs. – ummmm, no … well of course EW’s online audience has grown – everyone’s reading the Lost recap! We’ll have the LOST post up shortly … wait, Jerry Springer and Kendra Jade (be careful of googling her at work) got together 10 years ago? … Reporter takes buyout, becomes songwriter … Wayne Rooney’s fiancee in a bikini, if that interests you …
Todd McShay lost, and it wasn’t close, but did you know he was a backup QB at the University of Richmond for a minute? (USA Today)
John Sterling “may be the worst broadcaster in professional sports …The logical notion that Sterling would grow weary of making a jerk of himself is no longer a logical consideration.” And Joe Morgan is full of “authoritative nonsense.” (Mushnick, Baby)
The blogger who always finds the funniest videos on the net has done it again: Howard Cosell and Mike Lupica in a commercial for their paper back in 1986. (Commission)
Yup, the NCAA still sucks: Viva Sanchez shirts sold at USC mean that the Trojans had to report a “violation.” (LA Daily News)
Darren McFadden’s mom hates NY, wants her son on the Cowboys. (LA Times)
Mayock vs. Kiper, though not really. (Miami Herald)
The Boston Globe is not letting Gordon Edes go easily. (Scott’s Shots)
Who waits longest in the green room tomorrow (Rumors and Rants)
The Ortiz jersey that was buried in the new Yankee stadium? Went for 175k at an auction. (NYT)
Gotta love the attitude: “If I end up being as good as advertised then 10 years from now I will be spending weekday afternoons chasing my 20-something wife around the pool while my critics and more risk-adverse peers are busy dry humping their work desks.” (The Moneyline Journal)
Considering how bad the ‘Noles have been on and off the field lately, this Bobby Bowden BJ seems unwarranted. (Birmingham News)
Byron Scott’s son is a rapper. (You Been Blinded)
Those are the best MLB wives you could come up with? Guess those guys missed this post. (Ask Men)
Some pretty weak father-son tandems in sports. (The Play in CA)
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April 25th, 2008 at 8:15 AM
I can’t wait to watch the draft on NFL Network for the first time. I hear Mayock is much better than Kiper.
April 25th, 2008 at 8:20 AM
This is the most annoying song going around the internet this week.
I too, have the NFL Network, and I may watch some of this Mayock fellow Satuday.
April 25th, 2008 at 8:29 AM
hello Jordana Brewster…yikes.
April 25th, 2008 at 8:35 AM
So, let me get this straight. T-shirts sold by an outside vendor are a no-no, but Reggie Bush getting paid a ton of money was ok? Cool, just checking.
April 25th, 2008 at 8:39 AM
Fast and the Furious sucked. It was enjoyable because it was so bad.
April 25th, 2008 at 8:40 AM
I wish FSU would just go away already. They haven’t been relevant in football in 6 or 7 years, yet every year they get preseason pub. Ugg.
April 25th, 2008 at 8:40 AM
I live my life a quarter mile at a time.
/TBL to Mrs. TBL (every night)
April 25th, 2008 at 8:41 AM
Reminds me of a certain Fulmer-coached team
April 25th, 2008 at 8:42 AM
There’s a joke in here somewhere about penis theft and small crimes.
April 25th, 2008 at 8:44 AM
Clown stole my line. Fast & the Furious was awful, I prefer The Pacifier for my Vin Diesel fix.
April 25th, 2008 at 8:44 AM
I’m still hot from watching the worst officiated game last night…still not sure how a foul gets called on Howard when he’s standing still in the lane and Bosh runs down the middle and bounces of him, like the TP he is. Pretty sure all my posts will be hate filled and mildly dickish.
April 25th, 2008 at 8:45 AM
fast and the furious was your typical capitalize on “whats big now with the 14-25 range”. movie was sweet at the time, jordana is still nice to look at.
April 25th, 2008 at 8:46 AM
Why do parents of kids about to be drafted feel the need to meddle when their kid is about to make millions playing a game. Nothing could kill this kids stock like his mom being a byotch about where he plays.
April 25th, 2008 at 8:47 AM
@sandibalz- it was one of the worse officiated games i have ever seen
April 25th, 2008 at 8:50 AM
Understatement of the day, regardless of what it said about T-Mac.
April 25th, 2008 at 8:50 AM
@CRM: i must’ve watched that movie 25 times simply to make fun of the terribleness. I can still quote probably almost all of the lines. The mechanic Jesse, the Mad Scientist, had the best lines.
April 25th, 2008 at 8:51 AM
Both ways, the calls were fucking ridiculous. Even the color guys on TV were trying to figure out what was going on. BTW, is it me or do the raptors look more like a soccer team than a basketball team. I’ve never, not even the spurs, seen a team flop and bitch more than them.
I have officially moved all my hate from the Wizards to the Raptors. And the Cavs looked like they took the night off. Queen Global Byatch didn’t look like he was into the game at all.
April 25th, 2008 at 8:52 AM
I love lists!
Vin Diesel Movies:
1) Pitch Black
2) Fast & the Furious
3) Pacifier
4) Chronicles of Riddick
…..
23) xXx
April 25th, 2008 at 8:52 AM
Fast and Furious 2 was terrible….at least the first one gave us Jordana
April 25th, 2008 at 8:53 AM
Isn’t Jordana on Jeter’s “list”?
April 25th, 2008 at 8:54 AM
@TBL – can you give us a thread tonight to comment on the crappy ass NBA games tonight…was weird going all the way down to ballin’ to comment.
April 25th, 2008 at 8:56 AM
Vin Diesel might mail in movies more than anyone else. Clearly, he’s not a very good actor. But his performances in Boiler Room, Saving Private Ryan and Knockaround Guys weren’t terrible. But everything since then has been pretty much unwatchable.
April 25th, 2008 at 8:57 AM
Nice penis theme today, Africans are stealing them and jealous bitches want to smell them. Maybe when your woman demands to smell yo dick you can claim the witchdoctor stole it.
April 25th, 2008 at 8:58 AM
Vin Diesel was good in ” A Man Apart”. great flick
April 25th, 2008 at 9:03 AM
you can have any beer at this party….as long as its a corona
/fast and the furious quote
April 25th, 2008 at 9:04 AM
With a name like Jordanna Brewster, there’s just no way she can’t grow up to be hot.
April 25th, 2008 at 9:04 AM
irish…get your kicks in now, i got meetings all morning.
April 25th, 2008 at 9:04 AM
Knockaround Guys was alright…
I can’t believe we’ve had a Pacifier reference
April 25th, 2008 at 9:05 AM
Sure. Really surprised at all the anti-F&F calls. Cars driving fast = cool.
April 25th, 2008 at 9:05 AM
How can you not mention “Iron Giant” when talking about Vin Diesel flicks?
April 25th, 2008 at 9:06 AM
@spencer- im working half day today fellow slacker. Tee time at 2 beeeeyyyoootttccchhhh ballin post is coming
April 25th, 2008 at 9:09 AM
wouldnt mind getting out for golf myself irish, rain in ctown i think isnt gonna let that happen though
April 25th, 2008 at 9:11 AM
and any vin diesel list isnt complete with his masterpiece “find me guilty”
im sure the 1 or 2 people who saw it would agree
April 25th, 2008 at 9:11 AM
/Cannons are compensation
April 25th, 2008 at 9:12 AM
Sure. Really surprised at all the anti-F&F calls. Cars driving fast = cool.
TBL, you already mentioned the dual 12″ subs, but did you trick out the Volvo with neon lights, loud muffler and big spoiler on the back?
April 25th, 2008 at 9:12 AM
@mmonast – good flick
April 25th, 2008 at 9:13 AM
a lot of underrated performances in saving private ryan…tom sizemore, barry pepper (a.k.a) roger maris, the other italian kid from boiler room. sorry TBL, i’m a little sluggish this morning, jordana brewster is awesome, excellent, superb, and gorgeous…can’t wait to hear diekemper tell us how MAF is going to take down the rangers tonight. fuck that let’s go rangers, run wild avery.
April 25th, 2008 at 9:13 AM
irish…im pretty jealous. tho today is my birthday, boss is taking me out to lunch, parents are taking me out to dinner and then im goin to the Yankees Indians game tonight. so even tho the cavs BLOW and i wont be golfing, i think ill manage.
April 25th, 2008 at 9:15 AM
spencer, are you going to see that harold and kumar movie today? didn’t you say your whole office was going together?
April 25th, 2008 at 9:15 AM
WELL HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY SPENCER
have a good day
April 25th, 2008 at 9:15 AM
benji…that’s monday.
irish…thanks dude
April 25th, 2008 at 9:17 AM
We gave you 23 turnovers for your birthday, Spence.
- Cavs
April 25th, 2008 at 9:20 AM
clown: That’s a fair point about UT, but I don’t think they get near the unwarranted pre-season coddling the Semenholes do year after year. I’m looking at you Lee Corso.
April 25th, 2008 at 9:20 AM
Happy birthday Spence. Is sportsgal going to jump out of an e-cake?
April 25th, 2008 at 9:20 AM
Nick…i blame mike brown.
April 25th, 2008 at 9:23 AM
i wonder who held a gun to cosell’s head to do that commercial? he absolutely HATED lupica.
April 25th, 2008 at 9:25 AM
i blame larry hughes
April 25th, 2008 at 9:26 AM
Did you guys hear how many times Mike Fratello referenced DeShaun Stevenson doing the “You can’t see me” hand gesture. As stupid as it is, can’t someone tell them what it really means if they are going to talk about it that much.
On a related note, I want to punch him in the face. He is such a joke of a player.
April 25th, 2008 at 9:27 AM
How come they act like DeShaun is the first player to be doing this? My friends and I have been doing it and we live in Arkansas for christ’s sake. It’s not like it’s some new phenomenon.
April 25th, 2008 at 9:28 AM
It’s T-Mac’s fault that the Cavs lost.
April 25th, 2008 at 9:29 AM
CRM…thanks.
DeShawn is a fucking tool. And washington fans chanting overrated? okie dokie…enjoy the 50 pt triple double youre about to get in game 4…dumbasses.
April 25th, 2008 at 9:30 AM
When T-Mac loses a 1st round series, an angel gets its wings.
/Circle of life
April 25th, 2008 at 9:32 AM
lol nice sanchez and nick
April 25th, 2008 at 9:36 AM
Viva Sanchez shirts sold at USC mean that the Trojans had to report a “violation.€
Damn NCAA. Always picking on USC.
April 25th, 2008 at 9:37 AM
Yeah, those poor Trojans never can seem to catch a break, can they?
April 25th, 2008 at 9:37 AM
so wait…is it illegal to buy fresh penis from the Congo? i mean i usually buy South African Penis, but the Congo penis is just so much cheaper and higher quality.
April 25th, 2008 at 9:45 AM
It’s those damn Asians. Tiger penis is apparently getting too expensive.
April 25th, 2008 at 9:49 AM
I’ll take the penis mightier for 600 alex.
April 25th, 2008 at 9:52 AM
I saw Madonna’s new film about Malawi children last night and, interestingly enough, there is a scene about penis theft. Fun times!
April 25th, 2008 at 10:08 AM
LMAO
April 25th, 2008 at 10:20 AM
For your b-day spence I am going to study the principles of offense in basketball.
/ Mike Brown
April 25th, 2008 at 12:39 PM
How could you leave the basecoach beating father-son duo off that list?
THIS IS WHY LISTS SUCK!!!!!!!!11one