Not Everyone Has A Healthy Fear Of Kimbo Slice
MMA, UFC April 28th. 2008, 4:30pm
This is Kevin “Kimbo Slice” Ferguson, but of course, you knew that. Mostly, because he’s an internet sensation who gained fame by beating people up. You also knew that because he is one of the subjects that we in the blogosphere love to argue about. On an argumentative level, Kimbo Slice, is Kobe, LeBron, the Chicago Bears’ Super Bowl chances, hoc-key?, Erin Andrews and TBL’s taste in television all rolled into one.
Is he legitimate or not? Opinions range from “the guy is a joke” to “the guy is the future of the sport.” One thing that isn’t up for debate is that Kevin Ferguson is a scary man who could beat the living tar out of any 7 of us at a time. Assuming we ever stepped far enough away from our computers that we might come into contact with him. (If you do ever encounter Kimbo Slice in the wild remember to make yourself as big as possible – he’s more scared of you than you are of him.)
One of the people who isn’t afraid to venture outside due to fear of Kimbo Slice is Chuck Liddell. Liddell recently made himself a vocal member of the “the guy is a joke.” Liddell, as you probably recall, went through a period of about a month a year ago where he was the face of the UFC. Perhaps he’s a little jealous because earlier this month, the former champ complained about all the attention Kimbo Slice was getting.
“People talk about him like he’s the next great thing when he really hasn’t done anything. He’s been built up because of the Internet and him beating a bunch of guys on the street.”
Kimbo responded in a video:
“We can always take it back to old-school; that’ll work for me,” Ferguson said. “But I still got love for all the MMA fighters, but if you keep on rapping man, I’m going to have to zip it close, baby, because I’m getting tired of the talk.
“The next one that has something to say, just see me [directly]. I’ll come to your camp, and that’s real talk.”
I think that was a threat. Liddell responded over the weekend in an interview on “Rear Naked Radio” (Seriously, where do you get the idea that MMA has homosexual undertones?):
“Before he talks about fighting me, he might want to think about beating somebody that has a winning record,” Liddell said. “He’s an Internet sensation who beat up guys at Taco Bell. Come on. How hard is that to do?”
Liddell made two great points – Going to Taco Bell is dangerous and Kimbo still hasn’t fought anybody – And that’s not going to change anytime soon. Kimbo is set to headlines the network television debut of live-mixed martial arts. Ferguson will go up against James “The Colossus” Thompson on May 31st on CBS. “The Colossus” has lost 2 straight fights. I’m guessing that his streak will probably remain in tact. A Kimbo Slice loss would probably cause EliteXC to fold. Dana White would probably lose his voice from all the I-bleeping-told-you-so’s.
Of course, Kevin Ferguson won’t lose and “Kimbo Slice” will live on when he adds “The Colossus” to his highlight reel of knockouts next month. And isn’t that what we really want? That’s how we all learned about Kimbo – watching him beat up a bunch of nobodies. It’s just now he’s not on our computer monitors or YouTubes. And he’s not going to be doing it in Marina parking lots or in backyards. Starting May 31st Kimbo Slice exclusively beats people up on our televisions sets and in our living rooms.
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40 Responses to “Not Everyone Has A Healthy Fear Of Kimbo Slice”
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April 28th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Liddell has to be kidding. He’s like Willie Mays on the Mets now. Jordan on the Wizards.
He’ll be killed in the ring vs. Slice. Like a red-headed stepchild
April 28th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Chuck Liddell pities that fool
April 28th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Going to Taco Bell is not dangerous!
April 28th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
mmm…chalupas.
April 28th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Eating Taco Bell is dangerous
April 28th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Slice would knock him out and then might eat him for dinner for kicks…the dude is really from the streets. Former (hopefully) crack head who fought cracked up in all those internet fights. Lidell sounds like someone who’s been forgotten about and wants face time. Maybe he’s looking for an EliteXC contract?
April 28th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
BTW, how do most fighters make their way up….they fight a bunch of nobodies. It’s the same plan that boxing has used for years. You fight like 100 nobodies then fight one good guy, then fight 10 nobodies, then fight one somebody.
April 28th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
No one can argue Kimbo he won’t have a punchers/kickers/kneeers/elbowers chance in any fight.
Plus he is way bigger than liddell, Slice probably takes shits bigger than chuck liddell
April 28th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Great write up CRM.
i saw Kimbo in Miami at the U one day. I heard he went to the U for one year.
April 28th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Lidell would absolutely get quoned by Kimbo.
April 28th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
@sandibalz – you’re absolutely right, but is there a boxing equivalent to the exposure that Kimbo has received?
April 28th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Kimbo got owned by Sean Glennon, I say Liddell could take him.
April 28th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Sorry, forgot the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1_O52o8z9U&feature=related
April 28th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
No mention of this guy running with those dudes from all the internet porn movies?
April 28th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
@benji- Kimbo is there bodyguard. He works for the BANGBROS i heard
April 28th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
@CoRM: Laila Ali (hopefully Slice fills in for the Hulkster in 5 years)
April 28th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
the Virginia Tech QB took down Kimbo Slice? come on, that’s ridiculous.
April 28th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Fuck this guy. Lebron would destroy him.
April 28th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Kimbo Slice > Chuck Lidell > Johnny Drama
April 28th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
I stand corrected…It was Sean Gannon. Sean Glennon has enough trouble beating Tyrod Taylor out for the starting QB job, doubt he could beat Kimbo.
April 28th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Johnny Cage > Johnny Drama
April 28th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Dude has six kids (MMA’s Travis Henry?). Three boys–Kevin, Kevin, and Kevlar; Three girls — Kevina, Kassandra, Kiara. Maybe that makes him MMA’s Roger Clemens.
Link
April 28th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Kimbo Slice looks like he should be fighting Tank Abbott for a bar of soap.
April 28th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
troof.
April 28th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Excellent work CRM. Liddell wins this fight easy. Knockout him out if it stays standing and if it goes to the ground, Kimbo either goes to sleep or gets his arm broken.
April 28th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Chuck won’t be fighting anyone anytime soon. (Have you seen his hammy?). Anyway, Kimbo is getting more protection than a US President right now. He’s working with Bas, which is good news. All accounts (including Couture on the O&A show last week) are that Kimbo is taking things seriously and is very committed. I think Liddell takes him now, but in a few years, who knows? He’s got… wait for it.. great upside (according to Mel).
April 28th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
kimbo is an unfathomable badass.. he would throw liddel’s head into south beach.. btw be on the lookout in one the future ESPN magazines in the next few weeks.. le batard is writing a cover story on kimbo.. should be fascinating..
April 28th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Fan, or MMA’s George Foreman.
April 28th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Cortez, what are you basing that on. He’s beaten nobody. I’m not saying there’s not some raw talent there, but how are you going against a proven guy like Chuck? And, it’s not like Kimbo is a spring chicken. He’s 34.. so he better start fighting some real talent.
April 28th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Lebatard said the other day that Kimbo’s manager runs the Reality Kings porn site and asked to be referred to in the article as “Icy Mike.”
April 28th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
Reality Kings? What the hell is that?
pretending to have not earned a free subscription for consistent patronage
April 28th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
i mean, am I the only guy on here who can’t do html..
April 28th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
So Dana White says that Kimbo Slice hasn’t fought anyone good enough (or just good) to warrant a UFC contract. But “wins” over Rey Mysterio and Hardcore Holly are good enough for Brock Lesnar to get a pay-per-view main card fight (and lose in 90 seconds)? I guess he truly is Dana White.
April 28th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
im biased because im a fan, but it’s just the way he beats people.. i know he hasn’t faught anyone that is REALLY good, which is a fair point.. but the way he beats EVERY1 is so staggering.. just 45 seconds and the fight is over.. i want to see him against better talent obviously i just think he could take on the best of the sport and hold his own.. just my opinion..
April 28th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
Cortez, he’s intriguing. Working with Bas is the best thing for him. And like I’ve said, all indications are that he’s working hard as much as anyone else.
I do love how he comes right at you the minute the bell rings, kind of like Tyson
April 28th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
exactly cursed.. he is part tyson, part Mr.T.. really fun to watch..
April 28th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
On a side note, I’m sure since you guys are all HUGE mixed martial arts fans have heard that Liddell torn his hamstring something fierce and is forced to back out of his fight against Shogun Rua at UFC 85. Liddell is a shell of his former self, and I thin Kimbo would knock him out no problem.
Looks like UFC stepped up and replaced the fight with Hughes and Thiago “Pitbull†Alves. Should be a good fight.
@CRM- Nice call on the Lutter over Franklin fight. Lutter was just cut by UFC after losing to Franklin at UFC 83. Give up on the MMA coverage, will ya? Just busting balls, this is a solid writeup.
April 28th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
Tribal, Lutter mounted Ace pretty easily and had him in an arm bar. Yes, we all knew he would gas given the time. But I don’t think that selection was that radical. Rich also disappointed me with how long it took him to go in for the kill. Anderson would have brutalized Lutter the minute he gassed.
April 28th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
Hey, I totally underestimated Franklin. After those Silva fights I thought Franklin was done and just fighting out his contract. I’m really glad to know that Franklin is still a legit fighter who the UFC can put against quality guys who are moving up the ranks. Franklin kind of hinted that taking another shot at Silva was pointless right now.
As for Lesnar, he’s a collegiate wrestling champion, Kimbo could be nothing more than a street brawler. And don’t forget, Lesnar almost won that fight. Kimbo and Lesnar could both be heavyweight contenders in the future. You know what they say… that’s why they fight the games. Or something like that.
April 29th, 2008 at 8:48 am
Tank Abbott holds a MMA record of like 9-15. If that is Kimbo’s top competition, Liddell would murder him…this is a joke that the discussion has gone on, against the top heavyweights in the UFC, Kimbo would have his arm/leg/neck snapped within the first round…Nogieura would destroy him, Sylvia would destroy him, Frank Mir would destroy him…the list goes on and on….Fedor= broken arm for Kimbo