Elizabeth Hurley, who seems to be aging well. And here’s the most disturbing photo you’ll see today. Bonus: After the jump, Marko Jaric is thrilled the season is over.

Grocery stories in West Palm sound dangerous as hell. (Palm Beach Post)

Comparing Barry Zito to Chuck Knoblauch. (SF Gate)

Saw the whole Chad Johnson-is-petulant-thing coming. (Leave the Man Alone)

Boy, the Mets owner is generous. (Detroit News)

This oil situation is going to come to a head, and it may not end pretty. (Yahoo)

Torii Hunter is an interesting cat. (Hot Clicks)

Hedo was an All-Star snub, but he took home the NBA’s Most Improved Player award. (Florida Today)

Two theories on Paul Pierce’s gang sign. (Boston Globe)

Joe Johnson rules. (Celtics 17)

Mindy McCready’s dad basically admits his daughter admitted to the affair to resurrect a dying career. Also, the paper claims Rocket had an affair with this Pennsylvania Real Estate agent. (NY Post)

“Ray Allen can barely hang with Chris Duhon, so it’s not as if we should pile on Allen for giving up all those points to the Hawk All-Star.” (Yahoo Sports)

Remembering Will Robinson. (Freep)

A mid-air collision between two dolphins results in the death of one. (CNN)
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