That is Leslie Bibb of Iron Man/Talladega Nights fame… I wanted to put up a picture of Hilary Duff… Or I could have went with these beasts… But I didn’t… I apparently have too much respect for you guys.

I don’t really want to talk about it since I might be stuck seeing Made of Honor today (Shut up.) but Iron Man looks terribly sick… Bonus… Send all tips and scoops and whatnots to me at alumnigonzo@gmail.com… Make my life easier…

Somebody named Kobe (?) was named MVP. (Some Indie blog named Deadspin)

Apparently a bunch of people think Kobe should be MVP. (whereIstand)

A Derby link… written by someone from my hometown of Whitehall, New York. (SI)

The girls of The Hills. (Hollywood Tuna)

Unsilent Majority finally comes out. Read more on Deadspin all weekend. (Kissing Suzy Kolber)

Somebody stole my wedding theme! (Klingon Wedding)

I’m currently working on my entry for Orlando’s Gentleman’s Club. (Ebony Bird)

This is the kind of garbage that is leading to the dumbing down of our society. Gosh darn AM radio! (RedLasso via Gonzo)

If you’re betting on the Derby today you’ll probably encounter these fellows. (The Ghosts of Wayne Fontes)

I wasn’t going to link this, but then I saw there was a link there to this. If you take me back to Junior year of high school you’re making the Roundup. (The Sports Hernia)

Another idiot’s take on Buzz Bissinger. I should emphasize idiot. (The Big Picture)

Did I recently purchase this album on iTunes and mistakenly get the clean version? Yes. Does that make me appreciate the genius of Nelly and the St. Lunatics any less? No. Don’t worry – the theme of the weekend is Nelly. (E.I.)