Joakim Noah and Sebastian Telfair Know How to Party
NBA, Strippers May 7th. 2008, 11:30am
One wonders if perhaps Noah first showed the dancers this dance. Or maybe this one.
CHICAGO Bull Joakim Noah enjoying table dances at Scores East while Minnesota Timberwolf Sebastian Telfair and male model Marcus Schenkenberg were similarly distracted
Hope Sebastian Telfair didn’t drop too much loot; we’re not convinced he’s going to be in the league after next season.
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19 Responses to “Joakim Noah and Sebastian Telfair Know How to Party”
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May 7th, 2008 at 11:32 AM
Wonder what Yannick thinks about this.
May 7th, 2008 at 11:37 AM
+1 for Buzz
May 7th, 2008 at 11:42 AM
of all the people to party together…bassy telfair and marcus schenkenberg? that’s quite random.
May 7th, 2008 at 11:45 AM
ESPN still occasionally runs reruns of Telfair’s “Through the Fire” show or whatever that was called. They should really start shooting a follow-up to that show, where they follow Telfair around to strip clubs, police stations, pick-up games, etc.
May 7th, 2008 at 11:46 AM
@spence
Very random
May 7th, 2008 at 11:46 AM
What? Was that even a full post? Seemed fragmented. Half-Assed. Incomplete. Inexonerable. Unfathomable. WTF was the point? Hey, some guy from the NBA hit up a strip club, and formerly danced like a twit on camera, buuuut, he’s making more money in one year than you will in a lifetime, so enjoy the hilarity?
May 7th, 2008 at 11:48 AM
Isn’t he the guy from one of the Surreal Life seasons?
May 7th, 2008 at 11:48 AM
I’m still crying over the Bulls drafting Noah
May 7th, 2008 at 11:49 AM
I give blumpkins to LeBron James.
I know people don’t like agreeing with Swandong but this probably would have been better served to be in the AM or PM Roundup.
May 7th, 2008 at 11:50 AM
TBL is a railroad owning robber baron…he has a top hat, monacle and could buy and sell your ass faster than you can say, “vanderbilt.”
May 7th, 2008 at 11:51 AM
Can we get some pictures of the strippers?
May 7th, 2008 at 11:51 AM
@Spence
He’s the Monopoly Guy!?!?!?!?!
May 7th, 2008 at 11:52 AM
Romo…no, he’s a ripped Mr. Peanut.
May 7th, 2008 at 11:55 AM
wait, maybe TBL is going to have a post about his meetings with bassy or Joakim Noah or better yet, Markus Schenkenberg similar to the story he told about hanging with Carmelo.
May 7th, 2008 at 11:57 AM
GASP…..A ripped Mr. Peanut. He prolly uses that cane to whoop ass
May 7th, 2008 at 11:58 AM
Scores has lost their top notch clientele ever since Lonnie left.
May 7th, 2008 at 12:05 PM
scores in Chicago was the worst strip i’ve ever been to. fuck that place. go to the hustler club.
May 7th, 2008 at 12:11 PM
Does this make Joakim a lesbian? Oh he’s a dude? sorry
May 7th, 2008 at 1:24 PM
I thought Telfair actually showed himself to be an adequate backup for the T-wolves. He’s not good enough to start for a decent team but probably good enough to at least stay in the league. I’m basing my viewpoint on the 4 minutes of T-wolves basketball I actually watched this year.