Hunter Pence’s Girlfriend is a “Model”
Baseball May 21st. 2008, 12:45pm
When he’s not walking through glass doors, Houston Astros outfielder Hunter Pence is supposedly dating this beauty. But TBL, this is just a regular girl, why does this matter? Well, it seems as if some other websites think she might have a penchant for modeling in thongs, and sometimes topless. Problem is, all of her other photos are far too risky to post, and we don’t want any blood on our hands when you get fired. So direct your attention to this NSFW site for about eight photos – but you might want to wait until you get home.
Hunter Pence’s Smoking Hot Girlfriend (Bumpshack)
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May 21st, 2008 at 12:50 PM
Why are you blatantly ripping posts from Hot Chicks with Douschbags again TBL?
She looks like a hotter Sandra Bullock in that photo.
May 21st, 2008 at 12:51 PM
Very disappointed TBL. You said that was NSFW.
May 21st, 2008 at 12:52 PM
That’s a chin Mike Tyson would be proud of.
May 21st, 2008 at 12:53 PM
I’ll take TBL’s word that Pink Meat Company is NSFW.
/boner homework for later
May 21st, 2008 at 12:53 PM
Buzz Bissinger is very disappointed in you, you piece of shit fucker, you TBL.
May 21st, 2008 at 12:54 PM
I’d give her a hunter pence.
May 21st, 2008 at 12:56 PM
Irish is it really not NSFW? If so I want to look now!
May 21st, 2008 at 12:57 PM
the site is NSFW, the pics are(what is that 412 term) meh
May 21st, 2008 at 12:58 PM
if that’s a picture of hunter pence…he’s one strange looking dude.
seriously creeping me out.
May 21st, 2008 at 12:59 PM
Well done, you skinny goofy bastard. I’m skinny and kinda goofy, so the fact he can pull that kind of tail is great for our kind.
May 21st, 2008 at 1:00 PM
Now I remember why I used to hang out at Pub Fiction… all the bartenders/waitresses are TBL-PM-Roundup quality!
May 21st, 2008 at 1:00 PM
her bartender friend is a hottie as well.
May 21st, 2008 at 1:01 PM
He looks like Puck from The Real World. The few of us over 35 will know what I’m talking about.
If she’s meh, then I’d like to order up two big plates of meh to go please.
May 21st, 2008 at 1:02 PM
We can only hope he is as fucking crazy as Puck.
May 21st, 2008 at 1:03 PM
She is hot enough that Hunter and her should have entered the “Hottest Chick, Ugliest Guy” competition on Stern a couple weeks back. Thumbs up.
May 21st, 2008 at 1:04 PM
Well done Hunter.
May 21st, 2008 at 1:06 PM
NSFW = anything that, if your boss walked past your desk, you’d get canned or at least ‘warned’ over. I think these certainly qualify.
May 21st, 2008 at 1:08 PM
Hunter Pence is strange. He has this nervous tick when he is running to and from the outfield that is extremely noticable. He kinda shakes his head back and forth. Kinda like he just got back from a Night at the Roxbury.
May 21st, 2008 at 1:09 PM
@dirty- the pics were “meh”, not the actual chick. Also, Puck loves to do snot rockets
May 21st, 2008 at 1:15 PM
And jam his grubby finger into the peanut butter jar. He’s lucky he had a bunch of Nancys for roommates, otherwise that dude would have gotten his ass kicked on a daily basis in the “real world”.
May 21st, 2008 at 1:17 PM
Chalk another one up for my Stros! That chick is hot.
@ Gonzo: I commented about how he runs in the baseball post this morning… I swear one day Hunter is going to blow out his hips just walking
May 21st, 2008 at 1:20 PM
Yeah, CT the roided-up douchey Masshole would’ve gone off on him. He likes picking on peeps smaller than him.
May 21st, 2008 at 1:23 PM
Referring to yourself in the third person AND by the initials of your fake, online name? We need a ruling on this, Hal.
May 21st, 2008 at 1:24 PM
You guys seriously think this girl is hot? Obviously, I can’t look at the other sites to see if there’s a better picture of her face, but she is NOT cute. In fact, she’d be a candidate for any butterface contest as long as she had a good enough body.
May 21st, 2008 at 1:25 PM
Jimmy’s gonna get you, Kramer! Jimmy holds grudges!
May 21st, 2008 at 1:26 PM
August, glad I’m not the only one who noticed it. I have my nervous ticks too, but I’m never on TV.
May 21st, 2008 at 1:27 PM
@ sportsgal
That’s definitely the least flattering pic out of the ones that are linked to… she’s not supermodel hot, but hot none the less.
May 21st, 2008 at 1:27 PM
here we go again. TBL posts a photo of a chick and she gets ripped because she’s “not that hot” or a “butterface.” Yawn.
Women on here don’t have to be freakin’ 10s for guys to want to bone them or at least talk dirty about.
And I’m about to try out for some pro team so I can pull model ass.
May 21st, 2008 at 1:28 PM
@sportsgal- she is pretty in the face
May 21st, 2008 at 1:29 PM
… maybe not hot enough to run through a glass door for, though.
May 21st, 2008 at 1:29 PM
You know who’s handsome? George Will.
May 21st, 2008 at 1:30 PM
sportsgal…hot depends on the neck down. boobs are eye magnets.
May 21st, 2008 at 1:32 PM
I’m basing my opinion solely on the picture posted at the top of this page. This girl is average at best. I’m not the hottest chick ever, but I’m definitely better looking than her.
May 21st, 2008 at 1:32 PM
qualifications for boning:
-have vagina
-have boobs
-HAMMERED DRUNK
May 21st, 2008 at 1:34 PM
but he’s not very bright…
May 21st, 2008 at 1:36 PM
The 3rd qualification is negotiable, but agree on the first two.
May 21st, 2008 at 1:39 PM
Ndub, +1.
sportsgal, bring on the photo. You know how kind the posters here are. I, for one, will not bash you. You love the Wings, so by definition you are hot.
May 21st, 2008 at 1:42 PM
IF PUCK IS THE HOUSE, PEDRO IS NOT IN THE HOUSE!
May 21st, 2008 at 1:44 PM
No no no, I’m not posting my picture on this site. I’d rather not get ripped to shreds, thank you very much. Even if guys thought I had a better face than this chick, there’s no way they’d say so. There are a few people on here who can look at my myspace profile and give their opinions.
May 21st, 2008 at 1:44 PM
revised qualifications:
-have vagina
-have boobs
-consent
May 21st, 2008 at 1:45 PM
sportsgal…i dont blame you, tough crowd here.
May 21st, 2008 at 1:46 PM
… the odds of a TBL reader not named Jerry O’Connell landing a girl that looks like this? About 0%.
May 21st, 2008 at 1:46 PM
/Cursed Cleveland
[He knows why.]
May 21st, 2008 at 1:48 PM
Tough crowd? I know not of what you speak.
/Karen Crouse
May 21st, 2008 at 1:49 PM
sportsgal, i saw your myspace pic and thought you are very attractive.
/not kissing ass just giving props
but i think the girl in the pic is hot too. she’s got some DSL’s.
May 21st, 2008 at 1:50 PM
I was thinking of trying FIOS. Anybody here use that service?
May 21st, 2008 at 1:50 PM
Ah yes, 412, my shining moment on this site.
May 21st, 2008 at 1:53 PM
@412- i got it. Plus you get the NFL network for free. Better picture quality from it? depends on your TV
May 21st, 2008 at 1:55 PM
ill pay someone here $1k to call in a bomb threat so i can get out of this meeting.
May 21st, 2008 at 1:56 PM
412, what flavor of FIOS, verizon or AT&T, because they are not the same.
May 21st, 2008 at 1:57 PM
@spence just start casually asking people whose briefcase that was in the corner of the lobby… you know, the one with the wires coming out of it.
May 21st, 2008 at 2:00 PM
What do you got in the briefcase?
Crackers.
May 21st, 2008 at 2:01 PM
doesn’t that soccer game start in about 1 minute? TBL, let’s go.
May 21st, 2008 at 2:01 PM
AT&T U-verse: if it’s available in your area, get it.
May 21st, 2008 at 2:02 PM
Benji, soccer game doesn’t start until 35 after the hour. And no spoilers, I’m TiVo’ing it!!
May 21st, 2008 at 5:10 PM
If that’s the case, I’ll give you my address cause she is smokin.
May 21st, 2008 at 11:08 PM
Just got around to dialing up the NSFW link and, yes, it is, in fact not safe for work (i.e., no nipple or carpet…but nude shots = not something you’d want on your work PC) and Pence’s gf is certainly hot. Pence is a decent player, sure, but he’s out-kicking the coverage big-time.