News and Notes from the sports media world. And some non-sports media items, too.

“In the process of conducting an interview, Brewers third baseman Wes Helms farts in my face.” In our opinion, this is one of the funniest pieces we’ve read in Page 2 in quite some time. Problem is, Jeff, you have to include the John Rocker incident. We’re not sure if that was his call, or ESPN’s, but it’s completely newsworthy. This is so brilliant, that we plan on copying it this summer. With Pearlman’s seal of approval, ok. (Page 2)

Spygate is the most disgraceful episode in recent sports media history. Detailed, and certainly worth a read. It makes us sorry we didn’t get more involved in this story. (Boston Sports Media Watch)

We’re as geeked as anyone to see Indiana Jones this weekend, but to review it on the front-page of a major newspaper? Weak.

Where can you hear the Dan Patrick show? Not enough places, apparently. (Sports by Brooks)

A DC Sports Bog double dip: The Redskins absolutely detest the Washington Post and the Skins are hiring a blogger.

Whitlock vs. Playboy will not die! (Real Clear Sports)

All the mainstream media outlets who loathe You Tube and want to shut it down.