It’s Indiana Jones Day!
Baseball, Movies May 22nd. 2008, 12:15pm
We’ll get to Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon the newest Indiana Jones movie tomorrow – have to; Memorial Day weekend is the unofficial start of the cheese-tacular movie season – but first, Dan Lamothe of Red Sox Monster chimes in on all the sports tie-ins to the flick. We also are hoping to find a name to what we hope will be Dan’s weekly column; feel free to leave your thoughts in the comments, or our inbox.
If you’re on MLB.com from time to time, you’ve probably seen it: smack-dab on your team’s schedule, a smoldering (?) Indiana Jones sits calmly on today’s calendar square, peering back out at us.
That’s of course because today is an unofficial holiday: “Indy Day.” But unlike the holiday for another important doctor — Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. — today comes with an onslaught of media marketing, flashy Web sites and (wait for it)… stories about chest waxing. Sweet!
In all seriousness, you know you’ve entered a perfect storm of showbiz and promotional wizardry when sports sites start letting their bread-and-butter content get overrun with Indy. And there’s a reason for that: Just about everybody — even sports bloggers — love Indiana Jones.
But wait! There’s more. According to a NASCAR blog called (what else?) Dr. Indy, driver Marco Andretti will have “Indiana Jones” running down the side of his car during a race Sunday. Which race? I dunno — but he’s excited about it!
The NBA also has adopted an Indiana Jones promotion, bringing us the NBA “Dunk of the Night presented by Indiana Jones” at least as far back as May 8. What do they have to do with each other? Uh… if you’re the Spurs, how about strange characters from all over the world?
Before you go thinking I’m getting carried away here, perhaps it’s time to note that a major metro newspaper, the Los Angeles Times, put a review of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull on Page A1 on Monday, drawing criticism from many readers. Must be Star Wars fans, I’m betting.
There is such a thing as going too far with Indy, though. And if anybody has that down pat, it’s Michael Ryan, a fan in Washington state profiled here:
The genial and otherwise normal Kirkland man is a fan-extraordinaire of Indiana Jones and his celebrity alter-ego, Harrison Ford — and he’s got the movie posters, golden fertility idol, Indy pinball machine, miniature Ark of the Covenant, action figures and autographed photos to prove it.
“I’m kind of star-struck,” admitted Ryan, editorial manager at Pokemon USA in Bellevue. “I’m easily star-struck, actually.”
Here’s how star-struck:
He got married eight years ago in a white “Temple of Doom” dinner jacket and honeymooned on Kauai — his bride’s choice — after she tempted him with a visit to Gorilla Mountain, where the opening scenes of “Raiders of the Lost Ark” were filmed. She promised to take his picture.
And see, that’s where things just get scary. He totally should have picked the Raiders of the Lost Ark jacket.
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May 22nd, 2008 at 12:18 PM
thread jack:
Every “that’s what she said” joke from the office in a single compilation.
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:18 PM
I’m not sure who has bigger issues… Michael Ryan or his wife.
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:23 PM
Never seen a single Indiana Jones, don’t ever plan on changing that.
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:26 PM
cbh…its some decent stuff. not as good as commando or half baked, but up there.
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:26 PM
sorry for the “temple of poon” line, but i couldn’t resist. it’s one of the funniest adult film movie titles of all-time.
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:30 PM
TBL…youre such a bastard. you honestly thught that was funny? jesus christ, grow up.
/sarcasm — don’t gun me down.
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:31 PM
cbh: Raiders of the Lost Ark is iconic. Check that shit out.
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:32 PM
shocked people haven’t seen this series. tremendous stuff
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:33 PM
cbh – The first one, “Raiders” is a classic. A must see. The second film, “Temple of Doom”, was a miss. They brought in Sean Connery (as Indy’s dad) and a better screenplay for the third in the series, “Last Crusade”. I’d strongly recommend that as well.
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:33 PM
Never seen any of the Godfather’s either, have 1 and 2 on DVD but never watched them, I do need to do that.
Only seen a couple of the Star Wars. Everyone thinks I am a weirdo.
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:35 PM
Indiana Jones: Best Trilogy of all time
close second: Bourne
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:35 PM
I think we might have a generational gap, here. If you grew up in the 80s, you HAD to see the Indy movies, right? How old are you cats that haven’t?
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:36 PM
Damnit, cbh. At minimum, you have to watch the first two Godfather films–and do it this weekend. No, call it a day, get out to your Best Buy, and make the purchase. This is your assignment.
WTF is with kids today?
damnit…
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:36 PM
I was intriged by “she tempted him with a visit to Gorilla Mountain”, then disappointed by what actually happened.
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:36 PM
irish…gimme a break. we all know the best trilogy of all time is the Mighty Ducks.
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:37 PM
Hef, That link made my day.
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:37 PM
Side note: That guy works for Pokemon. ‘Nuf said.
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:37 PM
And here’s where we get into the bullshit film discussion and somebody brings up the friggin’ Back To The Future movies…
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:38 PM
Godfather 1 and 2 are the two greatest movies of all time. Feel free to discuss which is the better one.
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:39 PM
2
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:39 PM
Back to the Future is amazing. I’ll kill you 412.
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:39 PM
Slight edge to 2.
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:40 PM
The first BTTF, yes. The others go into the “time I never get back” category.
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:40 PM
Easily #1 is the better one. Spence is always wrong. First about the Indians pitching staff and now about this. What’s next?
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:40 PM
Godfather 1
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:41 PM
1 is the better one i think.
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:41 PM
BTW…not to get off topic, but why doesn’t anyone in the baseball league acknowledge my trade proposals?
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:42 PM
i thought you were straight.
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:42 PM
3 Ninjas is the best trilogy. CBH, watch Godfather 1 and 2 tonight. You are seriously missing out.
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:44 PM
i think 1 is better. just my opinion though.
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:45 PM
Quick generation gap question: How many of you whipper snappers haven’t seen Apocalypse Now?
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:45 PM
I acknowledge that your proposals are terrible, if that helps any.
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:46 PM
Hopefully by now everyone has seen it, with the Redux and all
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:46 PM
ive seen it…liked Platoon better. Full Metal Jacket the best.
when talking Vietnam movies of course.
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:46 PM
Dmothe, I’m 25.
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:47 PM
@Hef: i’ve seen it. great movie.
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:47 PM
412: any trade involving the Panda Eric Byrnes is an abortion and not worth discussing.
/end frustrated rant.
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:48 PM
412…i like one better…but 2 is great as well…I can watch both whenever they are on…I am going to say this…3 is not a bad movie..now it is terribly acted (well Sofia Coppola is terrible) but the story is not bad…it just ends poorly and is no where near 1 or 2 in terms of stroy of acting.
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:49 PM
Hef..I got to write a paper on Apocolypse Now and it’s anti-war undrcurrents for a history class…it was 25 pages..it rocked..pluse I had to watch Apolcoyspe Now 5 times in 5 days to get the essence..not bad with surround sound
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:50 PM
who is “stroy of acting”? Is that an ancient knight?
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:50 PM
The redux is more than three hours long. You don’t even see Brando until 2 hours 10 minutes into the film. Amazing stuff.
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:51 PM
TBL, I’d like to officially nominate this as the logo for this new column. Thanks.
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:51 PM
you dont know stroy? he’s the dude who went to ASU for a year and chills on his porch all day smoking cigarettes.
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:52 PM
RWH, a 25 page paper? What is that – like 15,000 ellipses?
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:52 PM
I give god father 1 the edge over 2…climax was better.
Indiana Jones isn’t the best trilogy ever…temple of doom disqualifies it (just like return of the jedi disqualifies the original star wars trilogy). honestly, in 10 years people will be calling the Bourne series the best trilogy ever.
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:54 PM
Oh, never seen any of the Bourne movies either.
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:56 PM
Stroy of Action (deAction?) was a dick when he was at ASU. I remember that dude.
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:57 PM
the Bourne’s were good…they’re all just really similar, which detracts in my eyes.
the Matrix shouldve been the best ever but SOMEHOW (i have no idea how they could accomplish this) the people in charge fucked up the unfuckupable.
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:58 PM
Spence, how do you get any work done? Between emailing me, posting on MLJ, and commenting here, I’m curious. I ask because I’ve done jack shit today so I’m wondering if you have magical multitasking skills that I lack.
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:59 PM
I prefer Indian Moans to the Temple of Poon, but that’s just me.
Which is a better body of work, the first two Star Wars movies (episodes 4 and 5) or the first two Godfather movies?
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:59 PM
As I said earlier, I liked GF 2 just a little bit more. However, neither film actually gave me an orgasm.
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:00 PM
Hef…it helps that i have dual monitors, that makes switching between the two incredibly easy. i also have a photographic memory and don’t need to waste time writing shit down or looking through notes, so that helps too. im ADD out the ass tho, so i can only work/do other shit in 30 second spurts of energy, so i switch back and forth frequently.
i also work a lot outside the office, which sucks nut, but you gotta get it done somehow.
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:00 PM
From today’s Simmons column:
Way to keep it current.
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:01 PM
Oh yeah, best trilogy?
Rookie of the Year
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:02 PM
Not sure I’d really call Apocalypse Now a Nam film, as it actually had more to do with the Conrad novel than the war. Nevertheless, it’s definitely in my top 20.
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:02 PM
Simmons hasn’t seen a movie in 20 years. That’s why his columns aren’t dated. Wait, what?
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:02 PM
Bourne trilogy was outstanding, probably the best for having 3 strong movies and not just 2 good and 1 lousy like most other trilogies.
I like GF 2 a little better as well (mostly for DeNiro’s spin as the young Vito Corleone), but the baptism/mass murder scene in GF 1 was epic.
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:03 PM
@412: yeah, forget that it took place in Nam and that it came out in 1979
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:03 PM
Ok, I can’t believe nobody else has said it, so I’ll say it.
Best trilogy, Lord of the Rings.
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:03 PM
The Indian guy I work with just went back to India for a month, I picture him eating chilled monkey brains at this very moment.
Not sure why people hate on TOD, it was the weakest of the bunch but still damn good.
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:03 PM
not to sound nerdy…but that’s totally money.
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:05 PM
Never seen any of the LOTR. Too loud.
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:05 PM
Indy trilogy is great and by far #1
Second is Godfather with #1 being the best one.
Third is Bourne, but as a whole here, we are just picking apart great movies and should lump them all together as great must-own movies.
Oh and Platoon 1, Apocalypse Now 2, FMJ 3.
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:05 PM
Hef – Sure, it obviously took place in Vietnam. But, it was a war movie about as much as “Star Wars” was a “war movie”.
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:06 PM
1) LOTR
2) Indy
3) Star Wars
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:06 PM
Too much CGI in LOR, Indiana Jones was good family friendly violent, sexist, racist fun.
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:07 PM
And let’s not forget Back to the Future. Am I the only one who identified with marty mcfly as a kid? Oh fuck it, get off my lawn.
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:07 PM
What the fuck are you talking about?
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:08 PM
Better question about Apocalypse Now: Who has actually read “Heat of Darkness”?
And chalk me up as someone else who has not seen either Godfather movie. I have seen “The Freshman”, though. Does that count?
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:08 PM
Because troops aren’t amassing on all sides it’s not a war movie? Is the term that limited?
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:08 PM
greatest movie of all time: Goodfellas
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:08 PM
The Deer Hunter is better than Full Metal Jacket.
After the boot camp scenes, FMJ is boring as a sumbitch.
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:09 PM
412…so that whole war against the Empire doesnt count then? Star Wars took place in the middle of a big ol’ war, it was central to it’s plot.
the way i see it, there’s Nam, there’s fighting, there’s fatigues. that shit = Nam movie.
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:10 PM
deer hunter is a great movie. good call stats
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:10 PM
My favorite war movie is Good Morning Vietnam
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:10 PM
Nick…good call, forgot about that.
irish…i like the nickname. good stuff.
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:11 PM
My first day of boot camp, our drill instructor woke us all up at 430 and started going down the line asking us the year we were born. Every guy that responded 1980 or higher, he would tell them that they “ain’t shit” and would make them do 50 pushups while repeating the phrase “I ain’t shit!”.
And no, I did not have to do 50 pushups.
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:11 PM
Hawk Eye 19 – Yes, I read “HOD” in high school and again in college. I’m guessing Hef has not. Then again, maybe he did and he thinks it was a story about the Congo.
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:11 PM
The Deer Hunter and FMJ have the same problems – both have halves of the movie that are boring. I couldn’t even get to the Vietnam part of The Deer Hunter because the beginning was so goddam slow. FMJ I turn off after Private Pile kills himself.
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:12 PM
@coop: I want to shoot that whinny bitch that got the part because she was fucking the director every time I see temple of doom.
@st bear: I hear you, and I loved LotR movies…but I know I’ll be watching the bourne trilogy alot more over the next 10 years. That’s my criteria personally.
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:12 PM
My favorite war movie is Operation Dumbo Drop.
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:14 PM
Irish-i havent been on in a while and I still love you. Goodfellas by far is the best movie ever.
Funny, funny how?
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:14 PM
@412 – Good, I wasn’t the only one to suffer Conrad during high school. Although watching Apocalypse Now during the school day was mighty interesting.
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:14 PM
I didn’t care for Operation Dumbo Drop — too preachy.
We get it. The nationalization of Brazil could potentially lead to the downfall of western civilization. It’s so played out, plus that dumbo was gay.
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:14 PM
St. Bear…i like your taste in movies.
i was always partial to Saving Private Ryan when it comes to war movies.
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:15 PM
tallguy, yeah, I get that and that is what everyone says. However if you took a spoiled gold digging blond and dumped her in a the middle of the jungle, she would scream and complain and be annoying. If you can manage to block her out at times the movie is quite good.
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:15 PM
412: I have a masters in english lit. I’ve read Heart of Darkenss a hundred times. It would be fair to call an Imperialistic novella no? In the same way that most wars tend to include imperialism in some way (like star wars…)
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:15 PM
Viet-God Damn- Nam
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:16 PM
Did I say Apocalypse now was a Vietnam movie? Surely you must have understood I meant Vietnam War movie. Semantical arguments are the tools of the mentally feeble..
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:17 PM
Triston…HELL YES.
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:17 PM
I said skim milk NO hazelnut you fucking moron, where’s your manager.
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:18 PM
@coop: +1
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:18 PM
spence, this is just the tip of the iceberg that is my movie collection.
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:19 PM
coop: +1000
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:19 PM
As a trilogy, LOTR is going to kick a lot of trilogies’ asses. I hadn’t seen any of them, or read any of the books, then saw all three back to back in theaters thanks to an awesome promotion one place did. All kinds of awesome.
Eps 4-5-6 of Star Wars isn’t bad, either, and Bourne was really good, but can’t be classic yet. I haven’t seen all of Godfather (bits and pieces of the first two) and any of the Indy movies, but those are on my list for this summer.
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:19 PM
Godfather I/II>Star Wars (c’mon, its classic)> LOTR> Indy > Bourne
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:19 PM
Though I haven’t worked in a coffee shop ever. Funny though.
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:21 PM
As for LOTR: I liked the first one but the second two were really nerdy. Right?
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:21 PM
Hef…less talkie, more coffee.
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:23 PM
You know what you call an english lit major?
(What?)
A baseball blogger.
/If you need evidence, go HERE.
//Vicious plug
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:24 PM
Hef – Okay, you have a masters in English lit and yet you can’t distinguish between setting and story. Fine. I’m not going to argue about it further. And, I’m not taking the bait about “most wars tend to include imperialism”.
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:27 PM
How have I not distinguished between setting and story? I think you mean plot by the way when you say “story” because they are all components of the story. These things don’t exist in a vacuum, setting affects plot. And Apocalypse Now is a perfect example of that. The fucking river was a character in the story like in Huck Finn. Don’t kid yourself.
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:29 PM
Hef, you said that because the film takes place in Vietnam it must be a Vietnam movie.
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:31 PM
Oh well…gotta boogie. See everyone next Wednesday.
cbh – You have your assignments!
Go Pens!!!
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:31 PM
Sigh. As I wrote here, I assumed that you understood that “Vietnam Movie” meant “Vietnam War Movie.” I apologize for expecting you to not be so literal minded and overly simplistic. I will rectify that matter in my future posts directed at you.
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:33 PM
Lit talk at oprah.com
Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:33 PM
Nice to see we don’t do personal attacks here any longer.
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:35 PM
C U next Tuesday 412!
Juvenile, yes. But like the flaming bag of shit, still funny.
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:38 PM
Personal Attack? You’re making a huff about my inability to do something I didn’t do. To what end? I’m confounded by the entire conversation. It feels like you’re covering your ass for making a statement that you instantly regretted.
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:44 PM
Hef – Can you possibly be more tedious about this? It’s a dumb argument. I’m not calling you dumb, though you don’t hesitate to go down that road with me and others. I’m just saying that if you re-read the thread your argument is flawed. Now…move on.
Later…
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:44 PM
Last word.
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:44 PM
/dick joke
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:59 PM
Guys are so dumb.
May 22nd, 2008 at 2:06 PM
youre dumb…jerk.
/personal attack
May 22nd, 2008 at 2:12 PM
In Diana Jones