PM Roundup: Beasley Speaks, Kids Spell and Jerks Get Out The Vote
Baseball, College Basketball, Drugs, Music, NBA, TV May 30th. 2008, 3:45pm
I’ll be here all weekend so make sure to send lots of tips… I’ll need them because I’ll be out tonight celebrating a friend’s birthday as well as mourning New York’s historic FX Matt Brewery which caught fire yesterday… I can’t tell you how glad I am to hear they plan to rebuild…
And don’t forget MMA fans – Tomorrow night we’ll be debuting the MMA edition of TBL After Dark… It’ll be my first foray into Elite XC as well as the first time I’ve seen Kimbo Slice kill someone in real-time… It should be a good time…
Before the official links that you officially ignore… With the Lakers making the Finals, people are starting to reference the “Kobe Video Guys.” Forgive me while I pimp the CRM archives with a related favorite….
So this guy has his baby baptized in Fenway and then acts surprised and offended when the story takes off on the interwebs. (Red Sox Monster)
ESPN to attempt a televised version of a live-blog. (Awful Announcing)
The fans aren’t getting the All-Star voting right? No way! (Major League Jerk)
Photographers snapped some pictures of an un-contacted Amazonian tribe – Kind of cool for us to see, kind of terrifying for those being seen. (Yahoo! News)
Michael Beasley is still a kid. What do you want from him!? (Fan House)
Cocaine Jesus is real and He’s spectacular. *sniiiiiiiiiiff* (Fox News)
Some great shows premiered in the Summer months. (EW)
That’s how you spell! (The Sports Hernia)
Buy Cliff Huxtable’s sweaters. (E!)
The youngest kid from Hanson is now a father. (OC Register)
On a serious note, Jim Calhoun is fighting cancer again. He plans to continue coaching. (CBS Sportsline)
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May 30th, 2008 at 3:46 PM
Who’s the fat girl?
May 30th, 2008 at 3:48 PM
@hef – Your mom
May 30th, 2008 at 3:48 PM
CRM, did you google “worst vida picture on the internet”?
May 30th, 2008 at 3:48 PM
Hef, She’s not fat, she’s just “thick”.
May 30th, 2008 at 3:50 PM
TBL vetoed all the pictures of her in nothing but a piece of dental floss. “It will drive away advertisers” he said.
May 30th, 2008 at 3:51 PM
Those are, um…….child bearing hips….
/trying to be nice
May 30th, 2008 at 3:52 PM
“What will the CEO of Chinese Ladies for Marriage think if you show a voluptuous chick in a thong!?!?!”
/TBL
May 30th, 2008 at 3:52 PM
is that Rosie Perez?
May 30th, 2008 at 3:54 PM
From neck down that chick is fantastic.
May 30th, 2008 at 3:55 PM
how can you call Hanson a Rock band?
May 30th, 2008 at 3:55 PM
I like her figure, beats looking like a fucking toothpick.
May 30th, 2008 at 3:55 PM
Christ all mighty, the idiots at MinorLeagueButtholes will really get stiffies out of being mentioned in a post title.
May 30th, 2008 at 3:56 PM
I hope Kimbo Slice goes down.
May 30th, 2008 at 3:56 PM
Who is this woman?
May 30th, 2008 at 3:57 PM
So you’re saying you have a stiffie? You took the long way to get to that address.
May 30th, 2008 at 4:01 PM
Yeah, can we put an end to blogs with 5 readers getting so much dap? Ooooh look they write a blog and they read their own blog too! Fan fucking tastic. Reds, D-Backs, Mets, Reds, D-Backs, Mets, etc… YAY!
May 30th, 2008 at 4:03 PM
For once, I agree w/ Maggs.
/sorry Hef
May 30th, 2008 at 4:03 PM
I liked you better when you had a dbacks logo.
May 30th, 2008 at 4:05 PM
Vida Guerra (possibly NSFW, but it’s Friday – so fuck it)
May 30th, 2008 at 4:05 PM
Hanson does nothing but rock.
/my attempt at a joke
Hanson does dudes in the butt.
/One of you retards’d
May 30th, 2008 at 4:06 PM
Guerra has one freaking fantastic ass.
May 30th, 2008 at 4:06 PM
I wonder if the photographer of the uncontacted tribe has ever heard of using a bigger lens.
Those savages he was taking pictures of probably have better glass.
May 30th, 2008 at 4:07 PM
/made corrector
May 30th, 2008 at 4:08 PM
how is that the same girl? one looks white, one looks black. one’s fat, one’s thin.
May 30th, 2008 at 4:09 PM
Ugly Betty is the round-up girl?
May 30th, 2008 at 4:09 PM
the guy from WI calls someone fat. now i have heard everything.
/Hef
May 30th, 2008 at 4:10 PM
Seriously, you guys think that is fat?
No wonder so many girls are anorexic and bulimic.
\After school special over
May 30th, 2008 at 4:10 PM
Jesus wept.
Oh, and keep Me out of anything related to stiffies. The Catholics really made a mess of that, um, situation.
May 30th, 2008 at 4:11 PM
PM Roundup girl has a sweet hockey body.
May 30th, 2008 at 4:12 PM
If Mike NYC agrees with me I must be doing something wrong. I have to return to pseudo intellectualism now.
I likes yer guyses blogs and what not HUUUUUURRRRRRRR.
May 30th, 2008 at 4:12 PM
I, for one, think she looks great…from the neck down.
May 30th, 2008 at 4:13 PM
Agreed 412
May 30th, 2008 at 4:13 PM
She mildly resembles Gary Coleman from the neck up.
May 30th, 2008 at 4:14 PM
I support MLJ
/Hoping to get into NickP’s pants. Ok, not really.
May 30th, 2008 at 4:15 PM
Isn’t she the MMA Fighter?
May 30th, 2008 at 4:17 PM
So THAT’s what Vida’s face looks like
May 30th, 2008 at 4:17 PM
My bad, didn’t realize it was Guerra. Thought it wasGina Carano
May 30th, 2008 at 4:17 PM
cbh – Good to see your thing with LBJ has concluded. Not good times…
May 30th, 2008 at 4:18 PM
I can’t believe that is my beloved Vida
May 30th, 2008 at 4:19 PM
Vida is sexy as hell.
May 30th, 2008 at 4:19 PM
That or “I’m bitter because other people are more successful than I am” mode.
Either one works, really.
May 30th, 2008 at 4:20 PM
Yeah Spencer actually let me out of it a week early.
CRM = best at finding worst possible pictures of women’s faces.
May 30th, 2008 at 4:21 PM
Oh I support the ML whatever it is called, but I just don’t feel the need to be linked to it multiple times a day to get in my NL fix, a fix that I don’t really have because I made it up. See the thing is, I know the site exists, I am reasonably smart, I don’t need a reminder every other post. Every once a decade I feel like reading up on who the Mets are going to fire or how bad the Reds can get, then I turn to MLJ. On those other 3,650 days I can manage without the reminder that they are there. I am also a complete dick. Keep up the good work MLJ.
May 30th, 2008 at 4:21 PM
Vida only needs to be shot from the neck down anyway.
May 30th, 2008 at 4:23 PM
@MyPinstripes: You mean shot as in photographed, right? Just to be clear.
May 30th, 2008 at 4:23 PM
@Mike NYC
Yes I am a bitter fan of baseball because I wish I was a pro baseball player. That makes a whole ton of sense. It is true that everyone from New York is a complete ass.
May 30th, 2008 at 4:26 PM
@WhoDey: LOL, I would hope so. Though I could take this elsewhere, but won’t.
May 30th, 2008 at 4:26 PM
This is true, yes.
May 30th, 2008 at 4:26 PM
I liked you better when youhad a dbacks logoleft for a month!I kid, Maggs…keep reading!
May 30th, 2008 at 4:28 PM
Who Dey your comment from the Griffey post and here were golden.
May 30th, 2008 at 4:32 PM
I do my best only to piss off people from ohio. Sometimes people from NY and AZ get in the line of fire. This is not my fault. I am off for the weekend. Take care everybody.
May 30th, 2008 at 4:33 PM
@cbh49er – Would you expect anything less from me?
Actually, don’t answer that.
May 30th, 2008 at 5:03 PM
“What will the CEO of Chinese Ladies for Marriage think if you show a voluptuous chick in a thong!?!?!â€
/TBL
@Clown – comment of the day…
May 30th, 2008 at 5:33 PM
Why is there a dude stuffed in a dress for the roundup pic?