Difficult draw for the former World Series MVP and Cy Young award-winner who once nicknamed himself “dead money.” Interesting to hear that he’s moved to Vegas, though. Also odd: He actually compared the pitcher-hitter showdown to that of a heads-up match in poker: “A lot of the skills are transferable; the preparation, the ability to control your emotions, the ability to understand when the moment is, the ability not to make a snap decision, the ability to understand limping or pitching around a guy, and the ability to fold and intentionally walk somebody.”

Is Steve Phillips going to clown him for this, too?