Game One of the Finals, 2nd Half
NBA June 5th. 2008, 10:18pm
Photos this evening were contributed by Miami correspondent Cortes. First half analysis? The Lakers had a strong run in the middle of the second quarter and erased a horrible start (35 points in 19 minutes). Paul Pierce is in foul trouble, Kobe passed better than he shot, and KG has 16. Derek Fisher’s 13 lead the Lakers. Boston’s down, 51-46.
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June 5th, 2008 at 10:20 PM
TBL, you hammered?
June 5th, 2008 at 10:24 PM
I’m glad I’m not watching Stu Scott’s lazy eye(s) in HD tonight.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:25 PM
First
/Dick joke
//Kobe sucks joke
///Boston is racist joke
June 5th, 2008 at 10:25 PM
since its halftime.. did ANYONE like indiana jones? what a crap fest
June 5th, 2008 at 10:27 PM
nah, im good
but i like this CALIFORNIA SOUL commercial so much i downloaded the song
im a dork, but it’s such a powerful marketing job, i want to go back to san fran. last time i was there, it was fun.
you people in your 20s, live it up, enjoy life
get your fun on
(but dont jump off bridges and wear your seatbelt!)
June 5th, 2008 at 10:27 PM
Penn State city here tonight. Hurts a little, doesn’t it Cortes?
TSP, Shuler’s not his father, but he’s not bad. Had his first touchdown right in front of us last year.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:28 PM
My God, Larry looks like my buddy’s grandma
June 5th, 2008 at 10:28 PM
Holy shit those two look old.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:28 PM
Larry Bird + HD = Nightmares.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:28 PM
I personally, really disliked Indiana Jones. The line readings for the first 15 minutes or so were just painfully awkward.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:28 PM
This Magic-Bird commercial is hilarious. I thought it was supposed to be a spoof.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:29 PM
seeing larry bird’s saggy face in HD = not good.. yikes
June 5th, 2008 at 10:29 PM
@ Cortes, I’m scared to that the new Indy wil ruin the old ones for me. Kinda like Rambo IV
June 5th, 2008 at 10:29 PM
I jumped off more bridges than I care to count. Do the kids still bungee jump these days? If you ever need a Bungee post TBL, I’m your man.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:29 PM
cortes, are you taking pictures of your tv?
June 5th, 2008 at 10:29 PM
@cortes
I took my kids to see it and they loved it, so I believe therein lies the problem with the film. I did enjoy more than half of it, but the stupid parts were just so fucking…stupid.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:30 PM
+1 clown
June 5th, 2008 at 10:30 PM
/rexKramer’s kind of old
June 5th, 2008 at 10:31 PM
*speakeasy post.
damn you, drunk fingers!
June 5th, 2008 at 10:31 PM
@TBL: Don’t want to set a commenting record?
On a side note, White Sox 6, Royals 1
June 5th, 2008 at 10:32 PM
Bird’s old stache > Giambi’s current stache
June 5th, 2008 at 10:32 PM
Larry Bird has now replaced Bea Arthur as the last person on this planet I’d bang. Whoa. French Lick my ass…
/unfortunate lack of a comma, no?
June 5th, 2008 at 10:33 PM
@ rex – went bungee jumping last summer in New Zealand…unbelievable!
June 5th, 2008 at 10:33 PM
@ Cortes, I’m scared to that the new Indy wil ruin the old ones for me. Kinda like Bride of Chucky
June 5th, 2008 at 10:33 PM
I think Shuler, Jr. will be the starting TE this year.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:33 PM
@Clown: Glad to know there’s more in the crowd. The 7 & 7’s are going down smoothly
June 5th, 2008 at 10:33 PM
Gravatar test
June 5th, 2008 at 10:33 PM
can we go back to the EA picture, so when I hit refresh for the split second im lookin at her?
June 5th, 2008 at 10:34 PM
+2 Rex
lmfao
June 5th, 2008 at 10:34 PM
Clown, let me tell you… there was nothing like finger-blasting a flapper in the sleeping car of the ol’ steam-powered iron horse. Whoa, nelly…
June 5th, 2008 at 10:34 PM
Don’t lie, Doctor.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:34 PM
The delay on gravatar images is longer than the out-of-control laughter following the clips on America’s Funniest Home Videos.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:35 PM
Crickets.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:36 PM
As soon as finsh this sier of Zima, I’m hitting the Smirnoff Ice.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:37 PM
Roethlis, you are correct on Shuler.
Thor, how high was the jump? There’s nothing better. 850′ish feet was my highest, with another few hundred (yes) jumps in the 250′ range.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:37 PM
terrible joke.. the dela on gravatar images is longer than julio franco’s monster
// inside joke from the le batard joke.
benji will laugh when he reads this
June 5th, 2008 at 10:37 PM
@Nick: Yeah, lets bowl some because I’m so wasted
/Ishmail’ed
June 5th, 2008 at 10:37 PM
My local news preview just teased a cow attacking employees in a garage. Damn right I’m staying up for the news now!
June 5th, 2008 at 10:37 PM
I thought it was a good one Nick P.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:39 PM
Oh I thought it was good too, Cursed. Just joshing you.
/sincere
June 5th, 2008 at 10:39 PM
Rex, thanks for sending me that pic from your last jump.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:39 PM
@ Rex – 134m, so like 400′. It was the tallest one they had in NZ…apparently one of the highest true bungees in the world. Where did you do the 850′?
June 5th, 2008 at 10:39 PM
that was clearly an offensive foul on PP
June 5th, 2008 at 10:40 PM
@Holden: a Wisconsinite?
June 5th, 2008 at 10:40 PM
Any Atlanta natives in the house tonight? I’m in the Midtown area of Atlanta for a conference this week – I’ve never been to San Fran, but hard to believe it’s any gayer than this.
(Realizing this comment is right in Nick’s/Clown’s wheelhouse to “correct”)
June 5th, 2008 at 10:40 PM
You get continuation with both feet on the ground after the foul?
June 5th, 2008 at 10:42 PM
@Dr C
nope, Richmond, Virginia. RVA, represent!
June 5th, 2008 at 10:42 PM
I’m guessing it wasn’t a local cow
June 5th, 2008 at 10:43 PM
Garnett is dominating!
June 5th, 2008 at 10:43 PM
Nice grab of PP’s jersey by Raper
June 5th, 2008 at 10:43 PM
Holden, you a Spider?
I’m in Fairfax.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:44 PM
Thor, we were able to do New River Gorge in West Virginia.
Clown, when I worked at a jumpr for a year, we had a guy do that. Chump.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:44 PM
I go to school there, but I’m home for summer. I agree with everything that was said here.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:44 PM
@ill
no, but I work for the Spider King (Bobby Ukrop)
June 5th, 2008 at 10:45 PM
Any Atlanta boys in the house tonight? I’m in the Boys Town area of Atlanta for a Rainbow meeting this week – I’ve never been to San Fran, but hard to believe it’s any gayer than Richard Simmonds Avon Parties then this.
(Realizing this comment is right in Dr. C’s chance to correct)
/Dr. C approved
June 5th, 2008 at 10:46 PM
Chipper goes 4/5, up to .418.
They close out the season on the road. Fuck.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:47 PM
oh shit!! PP is down
June 5th, 2008 at 10:47 PM
Someone stabbed Pierce?
June 5th, 2008 at 10:47 PM
@Dr. C: That’s the worst “fix” I’ve seen, at least since this one.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:47 PM
Yeah but what’s Chipper’s Bapip?
June 5th, 2008 at 10:48 PM
Nick P’s shenanigans always crack me up!
June 5th, 2008 at 10:48 PM
vegas you like the braves? i find myself switching to braves games at random times even when they aren’t playing the marlins just to hear boog sciambi call the game.. too bad that donkeyfucker chip carey had to call 3 of the 4 games vs the marlins
June 5th, 2008 at 10:48 PM
looks like it just got twisted
warm up … uh, who do they have on the bench, Tony Allen?
June 5th, 2008 at 10:48 PM
@ill
not lately
June 5th, 2008 at 10:49 PM
The part of Tony Allen is being played tonight by Brian Scalabrine
June 5th, 2008 at 10:49 PM
Actually, a Richard Simmons Avon Party would be a step up on the masculine scale.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:49 PM
http://www.heavy.com/video/49841#/channel/1284
June 5th, 2008 at 10:50 PM
Is that PP or Christopher Reeves?
June 5th, 2008 at 10:50 PM
oh shit, a fucking wheelchair????
June 5th, 2008 at 10:50 PM
Alright, champ. Let’s have yours
June 5th, 2008 at 10:50 PM
I drafted Chipper as an afterthought and now he is my MVP
June 5th, 2008 at 10:50 PM
man my celtics in 7 and PP MVP is looking……GOOD
June 5th, 2008 at 10:51 PM
wheel me, mick!
June 5th, 2008 at 10:51 PM
Good bye, 20 dollars..that said, fuck boston
June 5th, 2008 at 10:51 PM
well, sucks if you bet on boston in this game
it’ll be real difficult to pull this off sans their best fourth-quarter scoring option
June 5th, 2008 at 10:52 PM
i feel your sarcasm
June 5th, 2008 at 10:52 PM
I root for the Braves only because if they reach the playoffs I can go to the games, where there will be 10,000 empty seats. What a city.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:52 PM
Perkins is going to be the next victim of Dan Aykroyd and Daniel Stern…
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3465386240/tt0115851
June 5th, 2008 at 10:53 PM
in the words of billy packer – this series… is ovah!
June 5th, 2008 at 10:53 PM
No, I got Boston for the series. No Pierce, no chance
June 5th, 2008 at 10:53 PM
This just in… Paul Pierce has died.
/much funnier if not subjected to the commercial
June 5th, 2008 at 10:54 PM
shuttlesworth is gonna have to have to go back to his lincoln days if the celts are gonna win
June 5th, 2008 at 10:54 PM
well then…
June 5th, 2008 at 10:54 PM
Worse Movie: Celtic Pride or Fever Pitch?
June 5th, 2008 at 10:54 PM
That seriously blows if he’s injured.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:55 PM
PP pulling a Willis Reed!
June 5th, 2008 at 10:55 PM
Celtic Pride, by leaps and bounds
June 5th, 2008 at 10:56 PM
MVP! MVP!
June 5th, 2008 at 10:56 PM
fever pitch and its not close
June 5th, 2008 at 10:56 PM
Where’s Suzyn Waldman when you need her!?!?!
June 5th, 2008 at 10:56 PM
Cursed, I thought the same thing with the Reeves joke. Good to know I’ll have friends in hell.
Classic Reeves Onion if you’ve never seen.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:56 PM
this has nothing to do with morphine
June 5th, 2008 at 10:56 PM
Oh Christ – now the Willis Reed comparisons are going to begin over what was likely a bad charley horse.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:56 PM
@ Dr C, that’s like choosing between drowning and burning to death.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:56 PM
what kinda bullshit is that? who gets wheeled off and walks onto the court with no real limp 29 seconds later? they must have hit him with the magic soccer spray or some shit
June 5th, 2008 at 10:56 PM
of all the dramatic things i’ve ever seen… roger clemens.. standing in george’s box announcing he IS BACK!
//fake suszyn waldman
June 5th, 2008 at 10:57 PM
@nick
someday calling games in hell
June 5th, 2008 at 10:57 PM
no – but i knew i saw that donnie brasco guy from the patriots in the hallway near the locker room. painkillers.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:58 PM
Wait, weren’t they just doing the last rites on PP? This is worth than the LeBron once-a-game-act-like-the-world-has-ended routine.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:58 PM
tropic thunder looks terrible. jack black’s another guy who is a supporting cast member, not a guy who can carry a movie. i just dont think he’s funny. he’s great on stern, though
June 5th, 2008 at 10:58 PM
did you just spell a lisp?
June 5th, 2008 at 10:59 PM
what kinda bullshit is that? who gets wheeled off and walks onto the court with no real limp 29 seconds later? they must have hit him with the magic soccer spray or some shit
He’s not pretty enough for that spray.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:59 PM
got a lisp there, cursed?
June 5th, 2008 at 10:59 PM
he was terrible on letterman last night.. he annoys me.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:59 PM
every time they show another movie commercial, I die a little inside
June 5th, 2008 at 10:59 PM
“the guy from south africa”
June 5th, 2008 at 11:00 PM
Hey what did the guys say about Darfur say about diversity? Nothing, they’re all dead.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:00 PM
Thufferin thuccotash
June 5th, 2008 at 11:00 PM
What’s up with the lisp, cursed?
/even later to the party than Clown.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:00 PM
brian scalabrini has no clue what doc is talking about
June 5th, 2008 at 11:00 PM
heinson is choking back tears.
movie update: Coyote Ugly on one of the channels. of note: sat next to her once at a dinner at the toronto film festival. super nice. has kind of a large head in person. but incredibly nice and down to earth. later saw her at a party in NYC and she pretened to remember me, but was kind of short about it. she’s no sophia bush in the nice dept, that’s for sure!
June 5th, 2008 at 11:00 PM
Wow, Kobe has the ins and outs today…
June 5th, 2008 at 11:01 PM
man he drew that foul nice…MVP! MVP!
June 5th, 2008 at 11:01 PM
This is the first time in my life I’m glad I’m deaf, I can’t hear all the booo’s…
/Doc Rivers motivational speach
June 5th, 2008 at 11:01 PM
c’mon nick, you know I’m working off dial-up.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:01 PM
Great pep talk, coach…
“what did the guy from south africa say?”
“uhhh, whitey needs to leave our country, coach?”
“no, the other guy!”
June 5th, 2008 at 11:01 PM
TBL, you name dropper you.
Wait, you didn’t mention a name…
June 5th, 2008 at 11:03 PM
Does that mean Sophia Bush is extra nice? What were you implying there? She’s a fave of mine.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:03 PM
piper perabo
June 5th, 2008 at 11:04 PM
Nick, you’re amongst friends. You don’t have to lie about liking “girls”.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:04 PM
cool name, name-dropper
June 5th, 2008 at 11:04 PM
Piper went to Ohio University!
June 5th, 2008 at 11:05 PM
saw that alley comin!! BEAST
June 5th, 2008 at 11:05 PM
Piper is a fine graduate of Ohio University. Wonder if she ever did blow with Peter King at Alumni Weekend?
June 5th, 2008 at 11:05 PM
Damn Kobe threw that down like a hotel employee.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:05 PM
Thanks clown.
Hey Kobe dunked one. I was beginning to think he couldn’t make anything. Good for him.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:05 PM
sophia bush, in my years working in that mag biz, was the nicest. heidi klum also super nice. alba very friendly.
this is the night i had the fortune of meeting your girl, nick. never saw megan fox, though.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:06 PM
Phil Jackson is the best Timeout Taker in history.
/Van Gundy
June 5th, 2008 at 11:06 PM
Piper Perabo? didn’t she kick ass in the Winter Olympics?
June 5th, 2008 at 11:07 PM
dude, that’s like your 4th solid line of the night. you’re like jay bruce – out of the gate very strong.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:07 PM
peekaboo street is hot
June 5th, 2008 at 11:07 PM
they just need to start saying kobe bryant HAS SEX WITH IT…they have said he nailed it, drilled it…whats next?
June 5th, 2008 at 11:07 PM
TBL, but I finish like Chris Shelton
June 5th, 2008 at 11:08 PM
NO!
June 5th, 2008 at 11:08 PM
MVP! MVP! MVP!
June 5th, 2008 at 11:09 PM
Pierce is a bigger faker than every woman I’ve ever been with.
/Clown
June 5th, 2008 at 11:09 PM
I’m not feeling this “Beat LA” chant. it had better meaning back in 1983.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:09 PM
Willis Reed… oh geeeeez. Yeah right.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:09 PM
is anyone else tired of the historical angle?
June 5th, 2008 at 11:10 PM
Wheelchair!
June 5th, 2008 at 11:10 PM
Paul Pierce is a mouth breather
/sincere
//no,really
June 5th, 2008 at 11:10 PM
@Ill: already had you beat with that debate:
http://chicagobull.blogspot.com/2008/02/would-you-rather.html
/Trying not to pull a hef with too much site droping
June 5th, 2008 at 11:10 PM
kfc–more than you know.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:10 PM
Patty Lawrence had ‘em!
/Clown
June 5th, 2008 at 11:10 PM
Rex, neither of them “faked it”*
*according to the court transcript
June 5th, 2008 at 11:11 PM
sucks for cassell, now they’re gonna have to spend another 32 minutes wrapping his back up again
June 5th, 2008 at 11:11 PM
maybe it’s just me, but when pierce hit those 2 three’s,i really thought the crowd would absolutely explode. didn’t really feel it.
i still think, in terms of NBA crowd explosions, this Larry Johnson 4-point play has to be in the top 3 … and the Robert Horry while he was on the Lakers vs. the Kings is in the top 5
June 5th, 2008 at 11:12 PM
Patty Lawrence had ‘em!
Laughed my fuckin ass OFF.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:12 PM
/says the guy who hates lists
June 5th, 2008 at 11:12 PM
How about being engulfed in flames, and then being tossed into water to drown. At least you’d have the momentary great feeling of the burning coming to an end before you drowned.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:13 PM
PP in the bicycle reminds me of Grant Hill in Orlando, and that’s not good
June 5th, 2008 at 11:13 PM
that drown vs. burned to death thing is depressing
in which case do you die quicker? i feel like the burning would be more pain and take longer … wouldn’t swallowing all the water happen quick?
June 5th, 2008 at 11:13 PM
JD Roth is back from Funhouse!!!
June 5th, 2008 at 11:13 PM
but i didnt actually make the list!
June 5th, 2008 at 11:14 PM
Top 5 reasons you would rather drown?
/TBL
June 5th, 2008 at 11:14 PM
im gonna go ahead and give credit for that 4 point play to the 93 heisman winner charlie ward for throwing the awesome tipped inbound pass, or maybe to chris dudley for jumping up and down getting about 2 inches off the ground when LJ runs down to the other end
June 5th, 2008 at 11:15 PM
i love the clown
June 5th, 2008 at 11:15 PM
More like the Top 5 Worst Lists of all time.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:15 PM
+✡ Gonzo
June 5th, 2008 at 11:15 PM
That’s why I brought up the debate: Here’s my argument; Burning to death is way more painful, yet drowning to deathing involes suffering of not reaching the top and most likely suffocating. All things being equal, I choose drowning
June 5th, 2008 at 11:15 PM
So I should start paying attention now? In fifteen minutes? Okay.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:16 PM
i can’t believe the star of david has become the new currency of tbl
June 5th, 2008 at 11:16 PM
I’d much much rather burn to death. Couldn’t you just pass out from the smoke?
June 5th, 2008 at 11:17 PM
drown. knock on wood.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:17 PM
TBL, burning is by far the worsester way to go. You’d die quicker by fire, but in a very painful manner until the nerves are cooked or the sweet relief of shock sets in or kills you. The drowning thing? A couple of minutes at the very least. I could go on…
June 5th, 2008 at 11:17 PM
Nice Dr. C
Maybe you would go into cardiac arrest before the burning got too bad. And TBL, it would be hard to convince yourself to just swallow water and get it over with quickly. You would try and fight it. If you’re fully engulfed, you’re pretty much fucked.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:17 PM
Hef said he’d rather burn to death, too.
/For obvious reasons
June 5th, 2008 at 11:17 PM
fetch, always with the levity
June 5th, 2008 at 11:17 PM
id much rather drown after jumping in water because I was burning to death
June 5th, 2008 at 11:17 PM
I once thought Deadspin had the funniest commenters but I think the torch has been passed to TBL. Good job fellas.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:17 PM
How? Your skin isn’t made of out Spencer’s chronic
June 5th, 2008 at 11:18 PM
Speaking of drowning, best wishes to Senator Ted Kennedy
June 5th, 2008 at 11:18 PM
Are we using accelerant, or is it just straight fire?
June 5th, 2008 at 11:18 PM
+✡✡✡✡✡ Nick. Jews love burning to death.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:19 PM
+1 jax
June 5th, 2008 at 11:19 PM
Oh my good god Nick
June 5th, 2008 at 11:19 PM
Get Cassell out of the fucking game.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:20 PM
Whenever I farted in grade school, my principal – Fr. O’Malley – said he was tickled to death. Whatever that means.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:20 PM
i mean +✡ jax
while i’m at it, +✡ holden
June 5th, 2008 at 11:20 PM
wow that was a hell of a play by KG
June 5th, 2008 at 11:20 PM
Roeth, I think it’d be due to the same way 28% of us will go out. Some punk kid will flip a lit cigarette on us as we’re huffing paint behind the hardware store dumpster.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:20 PM
Holden, I would say Kennedy is more so cooked.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:21 PM
Cassell… but why?
June 5th, 2008 at 11:21 PM
Shit I need to go to bed, everytime I hear Posey I think Buster instead of James.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:21 PM
Nice camera phone cortes
June 5th, 2008 at 11:21 PM
Are we really making fun of a man who just had a stroke? Really? When did I become the voice of reason?
June 5th, 2008 at 11:22 PM
we make fun of everyone, hef. Except Intern Bill.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:22 PM
Who had a stroke?
June 5th, 2008 at 11:22 PM
dragon slayer is on fire tonight!
/pun not intended
June 5th, 2008 at 11:23 PM
The stroke didnt incapacitate him that bad. Its not like he could drive before.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:23 PM
I suppose you would have to use accelerant, unless all of you are a bunch of Mr. Joshua’s from Lethal Weapon who can just stick their arm out and act like a badass after doing coke off their dog
June 5th, 2008 at 11:23 PM
Celtics have shot worse, have less assists, more turnovers, and are up 8 – so much for stats! Rebounding has been pretty big for them though.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:23 PM
I love making fun of intern bill. And the soccer one. Wait, he’s not the soccer one is he.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:23 PM
Wait – who had a stroke. I though Teddy K. had cancer?
June 5th, 2008 at 11:24 PM
That’s ty duffman. He’s not here right now. He’s off getting some Euro poon.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:24 PM
Wipeout looks like a far less funny version of that Japanese super awesome obstacle course show.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:24 PM
buster posey is one awesome gentleman…until of course fsu blows this weekend and makes their annual exit before the CWS
June 5th, 2008 at 11:24 PM
@cursed: so…stats are kinda important, then?
June 5th, 2008 at 11:24 PM
MXC or Ninja Warrior?
June 5th, 2008 at 11:25 PM
by the way cousins, you want to make a bet on kimbo-brett rogers? we can iron out the details when it gets closer to the fights, just wondering if you’re interested
June 5th, 2008 at 11:25 PM
Ali > PP
Not even close Jackson
June 5th, 2008 at 11:25 PM
Cassell is like the ballhog at the playground right now.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:25 PM
what the hell is cassell doing? seriously?
June 5th, 2008 at 11:26 PM
Get Cassell out of the fucking game.
/Deja vu
June 5th, 2008 at 11:26 PM
jordan wouldnt be sitting on the bench down 8 with 7 1/2 left
June 5th, 2008 at 11:27 PM
Clown, MXC
June 5th, 2008 at 11:27 PM
Hef – do you mean the Viking? That show rules
June 5th, 2008 at 11:27 PM
Cassell is an idiot.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:27 PM
Cassell’s on suicide watch.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:27 PM
Doc must have money on this game.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:28 PM
It was on Spike (I think). Japanese people doing painful obstacle courses while japanese people dubbed in english make fun of them. Hilarious.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:29 PM
Hef, I’m almost buzzed enough to write a humorous post for PioneerLeagueHomos.com
June 5th, 2008 at 11:29 PM
@Nick P: Where’s my rewrite for Roeth motherfucker? Smart ass. I’m not here to make friends, I’m here to voice my opinion about Dwight Howard and tell Hef he pollutes the site
/Hmm…wonder who?
June 5th, 2008 at 11:29 PM
where is the shamrock this evening
June 5th, 2008 at 11:30 PM
Hef, the best part about that show was the shit they would say before they did the obstacle/stunt/event
June 5th, 2008 at 11:30 PM
That’s MXC on Spike.
Ninja Warrior’s good, too. It makes me want to exercise. And then I see a honey bun. Honey bun wins.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:30 PM
@Doctor: Eh, I like the effort. I’ll give you a half a ✡
June 5th, 2008 at 11:30 PM
Hef – I know what you mean. But there was an actual game show (without comedy dubs) where the contestants had to do all kind of strange obstacle crap. Here’s a clip.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:30 PM
not even close, Dr. C. Too much punctation and capitalization
June 5th, 2008 at 11:31 PM
Try this, roeth.
MXC
June 5th, 2008 at 11:31 PM
*punctuation
June 5th, 2008 at 11:31 PM
just saw this on a commercial for my local news
http://www2.tbo.com/content/2008/jun/05/polk-woman-arrested-teacher-student-sex-case/?news-metro
UGLY
June 5th, 2008 at 11:32 PM
Hancock looks awful. I give it a negative jew star.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:32 PM
Hef gets so annoying when he’s busy plugging his site http://www.MajorLeagueJerk.com
June 5th, 2008 at 11:32 PM
Roeth and Nick–Both were perfect examples for a Rick roll
June 5th, 2008 at 11:33 PM
the jew stars don’t come through on my comp. my heritage is insulted.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:33 PM
Lakers have had the in and outs all night.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:33 PM
cortes, in florida. Well fuck. Never saw that one coming.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:33 PM
@cortes
Holy horseshit, how did that woman get a teaching job in Tampa?
June 5th, 2008 at 11:33 PM
all 4 of you guys are on that blog?
June 5th, 2008 at 11:34 PM
Do we finally have a second jew on the board? About yahweh time.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:34 PM
Isn’t Aburndale where T-Mac is from? Maybe he banged her.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:34 PM
KFC, make that 7
June 5th, 2008 at 11:35 PM
Kobe time.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:35 PM
Fetch – RickRollers is my bowling team name this summer
June 5th, 2008 at 11:35 PM
“it’s a complicated case, man. lotta ins, lotta outs…”
June 5th, 2008 at 11:36 PM
Roeth that is perfect.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:36 PM
@ Hef – only half
June 5th, 2008 at 11:36 PM
tbl:cheers::mlj:frasier?
June 5th, 2008 at 11:36 PM
I wish Paul Pierce would stop acting like he is hurt every 3 minutes… makes me hate him and think he’s a big pussy.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:36 PM
@Roeth: Was Pin Pals too obvious?
June 5th, 2008 at 11:36 PM
kfc, it’s easy to say who’s not a contributor to that turd. let’s see… Irish. CRM. Jesus. TBL. ‘Bout sums it up.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:36 PM
@thor: The good half or the gay half?
June 5th, 2008 at 11:36 PM
did mark jackson seriously just give credence to the idea that the “intangibles” are what separates the celtics from the lakers? get the fuck out of here with that man.. how about the fact that the lakers shots wouldn’t fall
June 5th, 2008 at 11:37 PM
tbl:friends::mlj:Joey
June 5th, 2008 at 11:37 PM
Hef – only half
June 5th, 2008 at 11:37 PM
@Nick: I’ll take the 1/2. Apparently I haven’t studied closely enough. I blame the Mike’s Hard
June 5th, 2008 at 11:37 PM
et tu kfc?
June 5th, 2008 at 11:37 PM
to my knowledge, 4 of the 7 know more about gardening than about baseball.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:37 PM
@dragon slayer – i just lol’d
June 5th, 2008 at 11:37 PM
very first episode of MXC
June 5th, 2008 at 11:38 PM
Vujacic could have just re-enacted Rambis but he pulled up… damnit.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:38 PM
yay! short-name hef is back!
June 5th, 2008 at 11:38 PM
uh…the gay half… but half nonetheless
June 5th, 2008 at 11:39 PM
Hef – That was under consideration, but the girls on the team (it’s 4 person coed teams) preferred RickRollers
June 5th, 2008 at 11:39 PM
That foul on Brown was an awful call.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:40 PM
it certainly wasnt a good call
June 5th, 2008 at 11:40 PM
@roeth – i prefer to keep my holidays separate, but i celebrate both. I don’t wear Yama-claus though.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:40 PM
Girls are gay boy kissers.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:40 PM
No Rick Roll conversation is complete without this… Search Youtube for the following phrase “The Big Lead”. That’s right. That baby is number one for the term. Next up, I take over Google and Yahoo search.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:41 PM
I thought so at first Nick P, upon replay, i say 50/50 at best.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:41 PM
Spencer’s chewing tobacco post made me go back to Kodiac. My lip and gums wanted to thank him
June 5th, 2008 at 11:42 PM
What’s the score of the game? I’ve missed the last 30 minutes staring at Erin’s decolletage…
June 5th, 2008 at 11:42 PM
/cause you’re fucking old
June 5th, 2008 at 11:42 PM
make-up call
June 5th, 2008 at 11:42 PM
real machines don’t commit fouls
June 5th, 2008 at 11:42 PM
Ok, 2:34 to go and it’s 11:42. What’s the over/under for time the buzzer goes off. Midnight?
June 5th, 2008 at 11:43 PM
upon further review, maybe not
June 5th, 2008 at 11:43 PM
did tbl go to bed?
June 5th, 2008 at 11:44 PM
Don’t feel bad – I missed the first 30 minutes looking up what decolletage meant. She’s very pulchritudinous
June 5th, 2008 at 11:44 PM
didn’t kobe get the memo that it is in fact Kobe time?
June 5th, 2008 at 11:44 PM
Nomo, the ad for the Chinese ladies is fuckin priceless.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:44 PM
Gotta tell you, I don’t think Pau scored a basket on his own tonight, he’s got to play bigger. I’d say he’s been a semi-disappointment all playoffs. It’s just that Kobe didn’t bail him out tonight with a big game.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:44 PM
So… after the game, you guys wanna go over to elMejorBasbolDeLiga.com for some frosty brews? Hef’s mom is outta town.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:44 PM
That’s a pussy call.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:45 PM
@alowaish: No, he got the memo. Haven’t you seen the hand-in-the-face fadeaway bricks and the multiple turnovers? It’s Kobe time! Feel it.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:45 PM
roeth -
I don’t feel bad. I feel goooooood….
June 5th, 2008 at 11:45 PM
What, Radman couldn’t get a big rebound in the clutch? What am I watching here?!
June 5th, 2008 at 11:46 PM
nick:kobe::hitler:jews
June 5th, 2008 at 11:46 PM
cooooold blooded
June 5th, 2008 at 11:46 PM
TBL is hosting the Chinese Ladies for Marriage at his after-party tonight, so he’s probably doing crunches and Stetsoning up.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:46 PM
people are going to remember that putback (me = people)
June 5th, 2008 at 11:46 PM
What a slam!
June 5th, 2008 at 11:46 PM
Nick P, Kobe played his worst worst game of the playoffs tonight, and the Celts are barely scraping by.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:46 PM
damn
June 5th, 2008 at 11:46 PM
@Nick: He’s pulling out the LeBron special for Game 1 of the Finals? and wtf is happening? garnett with a clutch basket? I don’t know this game anymore!
June 5th, 2008 at 11:47 PM
I hate Mark Jackson. Thank god the suns didn’t consider hiring that douche.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:47 PM
Wow the fouls…
June 5th, 2008 at 11:48 PM
Garnett calling for the ball in the 4th quarter? Bizarro Finals
June 5th, 2008 at 11:48 PM
@Hef: Even I expected you to make this analogy…
nick:kobe::nick:jews
June 5th, 2008 at 11:48 PM
A lot of nickeldimers going on up in here.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:48 PM
@alowaish – wasn’t it you who was saying the pressure was off of garnett because russell would give him his ring?
June 5th, 2008 at 11:48 PM
@Hef: he even made the free throws!
June 5th, 2008 at 11:49 PM
+1 to alowaish – Never seen KG actually take over a game late before. Impressive stuff if he keeps it up. Lakers have no one that can really match up with him…
June 5th, 2008 at 11:49 PM
kfc: i guess i was right
June 5th, 2008 at 11:50 PM
wally’s world – +✡, please
June 5th, 2008 at 11:50 PM
Enough KG knob-slobbin’. He missed 9 straight before that.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:50 PM
Wanted looks worse than Hancock. Who’s writing these shitfests?
June 5th, 2008 at 11:51 PM
Cursed: Up 8 with 17 seconds? That includes zero “stop the clock fouls.” Seems pretty convincing to me, no?
June 5th, 2008 at 11:51 PM
By that logic, Nick=Hitler? I thought you looked familiar.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:51 PM
it’s ovah! it’s all ovah!
majorleaguejerks, enjoy the after party. i’m out.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:52 PM
My oversimplistic analysis of this game is that the Lakers missed their shots tonight – many very good looks. I thought Kobe got many of the exact same looks that he got in the Spurs series, they just didn’t fall. What say you America?
June 5th, 2008 at 11:52 PM
It’s that whole Hitler-Marge Schott thing
June 5th, 2008 at 11:52 PM
later KFC. racist.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:52 PM
pinche Celtics
June 5th, 2008 at 11:52 PM
clown -
what Boston believes > truth
June 5th, 2008 at 11:52 PM
Nick P, it was a pretty even game, nothing decisive there. Did you think it was? Neither team was up more than 8 throughout, pretty back and forth if you ask me.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:53 PM
The NBA: Where “the next MJ” being the 4th-best player on the court happens.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:53 PM
cursed: kinda reminds you of the stinkfest that was game 1 of cavs celtics no?
June 5th, 2008 at 11:53 PM
My analysis: The Celtics scored more than the Lakers. Surprisingly, they won.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:53 PM
5/20 in the fourth, with many open looks and many ins and outs!
June 5th, 2008 at 11:53 PM
Rondo just travelled. Why didn’t they call it with 3.5 seconds remaining.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:54 PM
They just had a mini Pau Gasol interview on the Tonight Show and I’d never heard him talk before. He speaks better English than half my graduating class.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:54 PM
MVP! MVP! MVP! MVP! what an interview!
June 5th, 2008 at 11:54 PM
Okay I’m a Celtics fan and even I rolled my eyes at PP
June 5th, 2008 at 11:54 PM
cursed –
I didn’t see Kobe even try to force an issue in the 4th tonight. He went 5 straight possessions starting at the 5:00 mark without touching the ball. I guarantee that Michael never had that happen in the 4th quarter of a Finals game.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:55 PM
Tim Donoughy would have had the Lakers covering the spread.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:55 PM
Well yeah alowaish, although LeBron was 2 of 18 with 10 turnovers in game one.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:55 PM
these baby commercials freak me out
June 5th, 2008 at 11:55 PM
paul pierce is going to make global warming so much worse with all the ice he is going to need on the knee
June 5th, 2008 at 11:56 PM
/puts pants back on
//leaves quietly
///leaves post-it note on fridge promising i’ll call tbl
June 5th, 2008 at 11:56 PM
Legler just said the Celtics defense was ’stifling’.. isn’t that results based analysis? Seemed like the Lakers got great looks, much better than anyone else has been getting against the Celts.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:56 PM
Completely agree on the creepiness of the baby commercials.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:56 PM
why the hell is there 3 days until the next game…then 2 until game 3 when they have to travel all the way across the country…why not put a game on saturday night? what the hell bro?
June 5th, 2008 at 11:57 PM
Just a hunch, maybe he thought it was game 7 vs. Phoenix?
June 5th, 2008 at 11:57 PM
yeah but even with that stat line, the celtics barely escaped. same thing happened today cursed..
June 5th, 2008 at 11:59 PM
Wrong guys got the looks tonight for the Lakers. If Vujacic, Fisher, and Turiaf can beat the Celtics, then so be it. I would say that is the C’s game plan (if you believe that Doc actually has one). Make it very difficult on Pau and Kobe and let everyone else do the damage. If Odom steps up, the Lakers should handle them. I don’t think that will happen though.
What happened to all the Laker in 4 talk? Was that here or elsewhere I saw much of it. Or are all the Kobe lovers off the computer and in bed due to curfew?
June 6th, 2008 at 12:00 AM
see the 2-3-2 really hurts the lower seed if they don’t win the first game. B/c the Lakers probably won’t win the next 4, and even if they won the next 3, the series would have to go back to Boston.
June 6th, 2008 at 12:01 AM
Wally’s world, find me evidence of “all the laker talk” of Lakers in 4.. I think only one person on this board said that.
June 6th, 2008 at 12:02 AM
I still think the 2-3-2 is ridiculous…the most important game in probably every series that isnt a blowout is game 5…the team with the better record should always have game 5
June 6th, 2008 at 12:03 AM
cursed –
May have been another board. I seriously couldn’t remember. That’s why I asked!
June 6th, 2008 at 12:03 AM
I just went upstairs and bet my Mom a month’s allowance that the Celtics would in. The power of TiVo, baby. The power of TiVo…
June 6th, 2008 at 12:04 AM
Oh.. my bad. Actually, I think I remember that type of talk dominating “Lakersin4overthecelticsin2008.com”
June 6th, 2008 at 12:05 AM
My mom won’t let me out of the basement. You’re so lucky.
June 6th, 2008 at 12:06 AM
there was plenty of lakers in 5 picks here though…tough to beat boston 4 straight
June 6th, 2008 at 12:07 AM
speaking of which, everybody sticking with the lakers in 5 ?
June 6th, 2008 at 12:08 AM
I knew it was something I just wanted to see what exactly….gross
June 6th, 2008 at 12:09 AM
Yeah I agree, but Lakers in 5 was probably contingent on them winning the first game. I said Lakers in 6. I don’t know if I’m still sticking by that. But Pau definitely needs to start being the Pau that was dominating when they first got him.
June 6th, 2008 at 12:10 AM
Wally, you must be surfing other blogs if you saw a lot of Lakers in 4 talk. Where’s your allegience?
June 6th, 2008 at 12:11 AM
It’d be pretty awesome if everyone could just switch their predictions after each game…if its tied at 3 each I like this series to go 7
June 6th, 2008 at 12:13 AM
Phil Jackson credited the “ins and outs” for their loss. See folks, I should have 9 rings!
June 6th, 2008 at 12:16 AM
cursed I know you’re not dissin a fellow Sioux
June 6th, 2008 at 12:19 AM
Ehhh, my boy Andray Blatche got arrested for reckless driving and driving on a suspended license! Last time I grant him an interview.
June 6th, 2008 at 12:20 AM
/sportsboytoneloc
June 6th, 2008 at 12:26 AM
Clown, I interview some of the finest athletes the Mid-Ohio Valley has to offer on a daily basis. So what if they happen to be middle school swimmers? Are they somehow “lesser gets” then Dan Lebatard?
June 6th, 2008 at 12:28 AM
Middle school swimmers > Kimbo
June 6th, 2008 at 12:29 AM
They actually have more of a ground game.
June 6th, 2008 at 12:35 AM
go to bed>
June 6th, 2008 at 12:37 AM
Kid’s sick, Hefowitz. Looks like I’ll be up awhile.
June 6th, 2008 at 12:39 AM
you’ve got kids??? I thought you were gay.
June 6th, 2008 at 12:42 AM
Yes, but.
June 6th, 2008 at 12:42 AM
Um, your mom.
June 6th, 2008 at 12:45 AM
My wife decided to respond. Here it is:
No, um your mom>
June 6th, 2008 at 12:45 AM
Ya burnt!
June 6th, 2008 at 12:51 AM
Tell the wife I said hello. And she should really get that mole checked out. Good night.
June 6th, 2008 at 12:54 AM
Yeah man. That mole looks dangerous. Right on the small of her back.
June 6th, 2008 at 12:57 AM
Gonzo –
Call it research… Or something like that. btw – I looovvve me some finger painting.
June 6th, 2008 at 1:34 AM
Dude, that video wouldnt work for me, but I threw up in my mouth just looking at the still photo.
June 6th, 2008 at 3:18 AM
KG domination. My dodgeball team domination.
The bartender has my number.